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Location: England | how bout a dude strumming his Ovation and he accidentally scratches it a bit and starts to shout "nooooooooooooooooooo" then theres an ambulance and the guitars on the bed and everyones very serious and stuff and its all about how much people value their ovation |
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Location: Las Cruces, NM | A summary of some of the praises of the Ovation:
Your Ovation acoustic/electric. the only other thing that is as sweet as your faithful dog.
You can play with your Ovation at home, tickle it's belly and it will reward you with beautiful music and unquestioning loyalty.
You can take it on a gig, plug it in and unleash it and it will obey your every command and "the chicks will dig it".
When you get back home, you can set down with it and it will wag it's tail and lick your face and make great music to soothe the memory of the mean streets and thankless dives. (the dog AND the Ovation). |
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Location: Ft. Lauderdale, Florida | Originally posted by cwk2:
A picture of all of the OFCers at the next gathering, all holding their gitters. Along the bottom of the pic it says, "Join the Club" The ADD would only work if YOU (cwk2) was "in da middel of er..."
Hope to see you there...
AB |
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Location: 6 String Ranch | That might guarantee that it wouldn't get printed! Maybe I could have the llama stand in as my stunt double? |
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Location: NJ | There's always PhotoShop . . . . . |
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Location: Upper Left USA | All should line up according to their hair styles - Hizzoner on the Left and Mullets to the right! |
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Location: NJ | . . . other way around. |
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Location: the BIG Metropolis of TR | is that a political comment,cliff? ;) |
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Location: NJ | Purely for aesthetic values . . .
. . . after all, I AM a professional . . ;-) |
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Location: Upper Left USA | Cliff is right, er... Left. I shot fast and missed. I thought I might get away with it while Craig (Hizz) is busy cancelling Council meetings and making time to bond with his "05". |
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Location: Denton, Texas | On the seventh day He rested and said, "I think that deserves an OVATION" |
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Location: Las Cruces, NM | Or:
HE took Adam's rib and made Eve, Adam liked her
HE took both their souls and made an OVATION
They left Eden on a tour booked by the Viper carrying an apple for Eve's favorite rations!!!
So continue the tradition and sin with OVATION
We do it each night with our souls on probation
Make joyful noise and pick with your heartstrings
HE might forgive you and you'll know what HIS love brings |
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Location: England | be funnier if it said took adams rib and made adamas |
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new Ovation slogan
