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Waskel
Posted 2005-03-31 5:12 PM (#157270 - in reply to #157245)
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Ok, now that you've vented your opinion about our country, we can talk about O's!
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schroeder
Posted 2005-03-31 5:15 PM (#157271 - in reply to #157245)
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Hey - you started it. If you'd just paid your tea taxes like you should have you could still have a queen. In fact we're about to have a spare one - can we send her and hung-like -a-horse over to you?
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cliff
Posted 2005-03-31 5:27 PM (#157272 - in reply to #157245)
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That's alright . . .you can KEEP Elton John . . .
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Waskel
Posted 2005-03-31 5:30 PM (#157273 - in reply to #157245)
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I hate tea... and taxes... and Hillary would get in a cat-fight with her, as she thinks she's going to be queen.
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Paul Templeman
Posted 2005-03-31 5:37 PM (#157274 - in reply to #157245)
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More Brit humour....

Camilla tels the Queen that whenever she gives Charles a blow job she gets indigestion. The Queen suggests she tries Andrews. (That may be lost on you colonials)

Q. What's the difference between Arthur Scargill and Michael Jackson? A. It's been 20 years since Scargill has seen a Miners Helmet.
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cliff
Posted 2005-03-31 5:42 PM (#157275 - in reply to #157245)
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:D
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Jeff W.
Posted 2005-03-31 10:06 PM (#157276 - in reply to #157245)
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:D
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TWA
Posted 2005-04-01 7:16 AM (#157277 - in reply to #157245)
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:D
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cliff
Posted 2005-04-01 12:39 PM (#157278 - in reply to #157245)
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This Just In:

LONDON (AFP) - A red-faced BBC apologised for requesting an interview with Bob Marley, the Jamaican reggae legend who died 24 years ago.





BBC Three, one of the public broadcaster's digital TV channels, sent an e-mail to the Bob Marley Foundation saying it wanted to do a documentary about his hit song "No Woman No Cry".


It said the project would involve Marley -- who died of cancer in May 1981 at the age of 36 -- "spending one or two days with us", and that "it would only work with some participation from Bob Marley himself".


In a statement, the BBC said: "We are obviously very embarrassed that we didn't realise that the letter to the Marley Foundation did not acknowledge that Mr Marley is no longer with us."


Marley would have been 60 last February 6, a date that was celebrated with great fanfare by his legion of fans worldwide.


A BBC press officer, contacted by AFP in London on Friday, confirmed that the gaffe was not an April Fool's joke.
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Beal
Posted 2005-04-01 3:51 PM (#157279 - in reply to #157245)
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whoops!
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MWoody
Posted 2005-04-01 4:12 PM (#157280 - in reply to #157245)
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RE: "why can't America find a decent, honest, smart, worldly, strong person with INTEGRITY to run? It wouldn't matter which party they were from, they'd win."

Anyone worthy would never allow themselves to be put in that position!

And most Luthiers are already too busy!

W2 - what are you doing in "08"???? Just imagine the Inaugural OFC Ball and White House Tour!
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Bentman
Posted 2005-04-01 5:38 PM (#157281 - in reply to #157245)
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This thread started out innocent enough. People making fun of Brits. Nothing offensive, not on topic, but no real waste of bandwidth involved. No harm no foul. How did it go from Brit Politics and Royalty to American Politics I'll never know. BUT IT JUST STOPPED.


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cruster
Posted 2005-04-01 5:49 PM (#157282 - in reply to #157245)
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I suppose that means we can't post anything containing the name 'Charles Kaman,' as I'm sure he's considered something of a religious figure by some here.

;)

Right...heading for the door just now, I'll grab my coat on the way out.
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