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Joined: February 2002 Posts: 613
Location: Zion, Illinois | Originally posted by Watchme22:
What do you do if you were in a room with Osoma bin Laden, an angry bear and a lawyer and you have a gun with only two bullets?.........
Yoy shoot the lawyer twice. I thought you shoot bin Laden twice, then use the empty gun to club the lawyer to death! |
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Joined: May 2002 Posts: 3005
Location: Las Cruces, NM | cwkII
He should be hung by the parts that make him think he is attractive to the opposite sex. Very seldom would that be his scrawney neck.
I admire any judge who says "Hung by the scrotum at dawn and left there till he dies!!" |
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Joined: May 2004 Posts: 2850
Location: Midland, MI | He should be hung by the parts that make him think he is attractive to the opposite sex. His wallet?
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Joined: January 2002 Posts: 14127
Location: 6 String Ranch | usually need a very large rope for the wallet... |
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Joined: May 2002 Posts: 3005
Location: Las Cruces, NM | Hung by a rope fashioned from his wallet and the contents therin, looped around the scrotum and the remainder determining the distance he shall fall (insert the formula for acceleration at the proper altitude here). The leather shall be wound around the neck with enough slack to allow the sight of his castration prior to his asphixiation. (U.S.C. 14ever8hisend) |
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Joined: December 2003 Posts: 13987
Location: Upper Left USA | "68% of all statistics are made up"
USA Today did a poll on apathy and empathy in America.
50% didn't know and the other half didn't care! |
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Joined: November 2002 Posts: 1300
Location: Madison, Wisconsin | 85% of all humans are abnormal. |
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