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LoJoe |
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Joined: April 2004 Posts: 71 Location: Charlotte NC | I got this on email this morning and got a good chuckle from it. Sorry if it's been posted before. ===================================== With baby boomers like yourself quickly approaching the days of senior citizenship, a group of concerned musicians have updated their finest songs to accomodate your changing paradigms. See list below: 1. Herman's Hermits - Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker 2. The Bee Gees - How Can You Mend a Broken Hip 3. Bobby Darin - Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash 4. Ringo Starr - I Get By With a Little Help from Depends 5. Roberta Flack - The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face 6. Johnny Nash- I Can't See Clearly Now 7. Paul Simon - Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver 8. Commodores - Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom 9. Marvin Gaye - I Heard it Through the Grape Nuts 10. Procol Harem - A Whiter Shade of Hair 11. Leo Sayer - You Make Me Feel Like Napping 12 The Temptations - Papa's Got a brand new Kidney Stone 13. Abba - Denture Queen 14. Tony Orlando -Knock 3 Times on the Ceiling if you Hear Me Fall 15. Helen Reddy -I am Woman, Hear me Snore 16. Willie Nelson - On the Throne Again 17. Leslie Gore - It's My Procedure and I'll Cry if I Want To | ||
Waskel |
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Joined: February 2005 Posts: 11840 Location: closely held secret | Funny! ...I'd find it funnier if it didn't all sound so familiar... | ||
Capo Guy |
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Joined: December 2004 Posts: 4394 Location: East Tennessee | Ya gotta love it even if some of the updated titles hit close to home. :) | ||
WeaserP |
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Joined: March 2005 Posts: 417 Location: Cicero, NY | Now that is hysterical. Thanks for sharing, LoJoe. | ||
Stevechapman |
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Joined: April 2003 Posts: 2503 Location: Fayetteville, NC | Love It!!! :D | ||
schroeder |
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Joined: November 2004 Posts: 4413 | Change the kidney stone to gall stone and I'm in at 12. Young people can be so cruel. | ||
stephent28 |
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Joined: April 2004 Posts: 13303 Location: Latitude 39.56819, Longitude -105.080066 | Good stuff....thanks for sharing! | ||
WeaserP |
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Joined: March 2005 Posts: 417 Location: Cicero, NY | Originally posted by schroeder: And my first thought was that #12 should have been "Papa's Got A Brand New Colostomy Bag"Change the kidney stone to gall stone and I'm in at 12. Young people can be so cruel. | ||
GrilledCheese |
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Joined: May 2005 Posts: 327 Location: Evansville,IN | What's the worst is remembering the songs, but not knowing for sure what year they were out....Hell to get old. :D :D | ||
Bailey |
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Joined: May 2002 Posts: 3005 Location: Las Cruces, NM | And some country: Marty Robbins El Paso the Kidney Stones George Jones I Fell From the Window Up Above Marty Robbins A White Sport Hospital Gown Tammy Wynette Stand by Your Man and Steady His Walker Loretta Lynn The Pill and a Whole lot of Other Ones Merle Haggard If I Make it Through the Cardiac Ward Merle Haggard Oldie From Most Coldy (the blanket song) Johnny Cash A Granpa Named Sue the Doctor Hank Williams Move Over Little Dog and Let an Old Dog Learn New Tricks (Uh, where was I) | ||
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