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Location: Malden, Massachusetts | There once was a guy name o' Cliff
A Jersey-born, sharp-witted stiff
he put down his Adamas
and picked up two llamas
how true was that Photoshop ".TIFF"?
Sorry.
Let's see what y'all can come up with! |
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Posts: 9301
Location: south east Michigan | Behold the mighty Adamas
So many were thrust upon us
I felt like a fool
Cause they had to wipe off the drool.
About them we always fuss |
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Posts: 604
Location: Tampa, FL | It must the roundback mystique
That each of us find oh so chic
Since in the pics
I see guys playing licks
With Ovation-like torso physiques |
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Posts: 604
Location: Tampa, FL | While I confess to a convex anterior,
I'm suspicious of motives, ulterior.
Kaman must desire
We 'rounders' acquire
A non-roundback whose contour's superior |
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Posts: 6197
Location: Phoenix AZ | There once an idiot from Bellmawr
Who sold guitars for a living near and far
Dressed in mauve he looked stunning
Dealing with trolls he was cunning
And his service was way better than par. |
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Posts: 13987
Location: Upper Left USA | First installment
There once was a Man near Pawtucket
Who liked to hit balls from a bucket
He made extra cash
By selling us GAS
From our favorite guitars he did pluck it! |
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Posts: 68
Location: Malden, Massachusetts | ..I know Cliff is working up a killer Limerick...I just know it!! |
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Posts: 14842
Location: NJ | I don't know, Master Trickett.
Yours is a hard act to follow . . .
Just the fact that you could work
"Adamas" and "llamas" in there was
a stroke of pure genius. |
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Posts: 4413
| There was a young man out of Colton
Who asked if the neck was a bolt on.
The answer was "Nein!
Ve are not Frankenstein,
But we use your cd to put cups on."
There was an old man outta Joisey
Who was apt to get rather noisy.
At the OFC tour
He drank like a brewer
And didn't get home 'til next Thoisdy.
There once was a gumshoe named Paul
Who to get there had a long haul.
So he slipped a new 'O'
in his Hawiai 5-0
Thinkin' "This'll sit nice on my wall."
A fanatical golfer named Bill,
Who lives on an island and hill,
When asked why this was
Replied, "It's because,
You addicts are footin' the bill." |
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Posts: 604
Location: Tampa, FL | Schroeder,
I concede
ChatMan out (folding his tent and scurrying away) |
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Posts: 13987
Location: Upper Left USA | Not to compete, but to compliment:
While Bill’s claim to fame is Ovations
His cash comes from fueling this Nation
Of High-Flying Hogs
Like Buffet’s big dog
He accepted the checks with elation!
While the Tour was blast it was true
The greatest thrill came from a view
Of a room out of bounds
To most Camera hounds
Why, Ernie – I think it was you! |
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Posts: 6197
Location: Phoenix AZ | Why do you all hate Martin
And think that their owners are smartin
The truth is the box
Can knock off your socks
Well at least they sound better than fartin |
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Posts: 604
Location: Tampa, FL | Standing O, I knew there was a limerick in the Martin flatulence reference, just didn't have time to figure it out today. Nice job.
MWoody,
Your last efforts are very nice. Even have the nice limerick look in monospace type. |
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Posts: 13987
Location: Upper Left USA | I will pass on the Haiku round. |
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Posts: 370
Location: Isle of Man, UK | I'm afraid that I was not there,
instead - sat home pulling my hair
out by the root,
puffing on a cheroot
and blowing smoke rings in the air.
Ba-dum tish.
JB |
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Posts: 4413
| UNSTOPPABLE GAS ATTACKS.
The ones who were there are so smug
(Like they've given their weenies a tug)
But way up their ass
(Which no movement will pass)
They've been infected with Kaman's GAS bug. |
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Posts: 11039
Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Cause I weren't there, I'm a wanker
Oh, to have held 47 and spank her
instead here i sits
reading poetic bits
and licking my lips don't help my canker |
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