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TMG |
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Joined: October 2005 Posts: 64 | If anyone is interested in checking out a sub-par, half-assed acoustic cover band, Two Man Group, will be playing at the Cloverleaf Tavern in Caldwell, NJ on Saturday November 5th from 9 pm to 1 am. Cloverleaf Tavern 973-226-9812 395 Bloomfield Avenue Caldwell, NJ 07006 http://www.cloverleaftavern.com/directions.htm Check it out...we do everything from James Taylor to Pearl Jam. www.twomangroup.net BTW ~ For those of you that know Cliff personally, please come anyway. | ||
cliff |
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Joined: March 2002 Posts: 14842 Location: NJ | That's November FIFTH!! . . . . stoopidd! | ||
TMG |
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Joined: October 2005 Posts: 64 | HAHAHA So it is..... | ||
cliff |
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Joined: March 2002 Posts: 14842 Location: NJ | :rolleyes: | ||
Waskel |
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Joined: February 2005 Posts: 11840 Location: closely held secret | Somewhere in New Jersey, a Stooge is missing... | ||
ChatMan |
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Joined: August 2004 Posts: 604 Location: Tampa, FL | The story behind the beginning of cliff's solo career. | ||
TMG |
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Joined: October 2005 Posts: 64 | A minor keystroke error. If you think my keyboard skills are horrid, you should see my fleet fingers on the fingerboard. Besides, I doubt the masses who won't be coming to said show will never have noticed my gaffe. | ||
Jeff W. |
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Joined: November 2003 Posts: 11039 Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | You guys should put music to the "Who's on First" routine. | ||
Mark in Boise |
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Joined: March 2005 Posts: 12750 Location: Boise, Idaho | If Cliff ever gets around to doing his bio, he can add "Curly" to it. You've been working on that bio for a long time, Cliff. Can't think of anything to say? | ||
TMG |
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Joined: October 2005 Posts: 64 | Don't forget....tomorrow night you can catch Two Man Group as they terrorize an unsuspecting Caldwell bar. Tickets are widely available and should be easily found along the gutters outside the restaurant. GET YOURS TODAY!!! | ||
cliff |
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Joined: March 2002 Posts: 14842 Location: NJ | what he said . . . | ||
John B |
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Joined: January 2004 Posts: 1225 Location: Lake Hiawatha, New Jersey | If you can go to the gig, don't forget to request "Sweet Home Alabama"! They just LOVE to play that one. Of course, you will have to deal with quite a bit of abuse from "The Request Nazi", but it's worth it. :D | ||
Stevechapman |
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Joined: April 2003 Posts: 2503 Location: Fayetteville, NC | Does that mean they play freebird too??!! :rolleyes: I know how much Cliff Loves that one ..so be sure and request it too! ;) | ||
Weaser P |
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Joined: October 2005 Posts: 5327 Location: Cicero, NY | Hava Nagila? | ||
TMG |
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Joined: October 2005 Posts: 64 | All would be played IF (and only if) the request is written on a $20. Note ~ Special consideration is given to female requesters with large endowments. Double note ~ Large breasts AND a twenty gets you a veritable human jukebox. | ||
Beal |
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Joined: January 2002 Posts: 14127 Location: 6 String Ranch | That's Sweet Home Florabama | ||
Weaser P |
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Joined: October 2005 Posts: 5327 Location: Cicero, NY | What about manbreasts and a brand new $10? | ||
mtnbikerfred |
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Joined: March 2005 Posts: 1421 Location: Orange County, California | That'll get you killed or aressted for solicitation in Jersey. | ||
TMG |
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Joined: October 2005 Posts: 64 | Is it a crisp new ten? | ||
Weaser P |
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Joined: October 2005 Posts: 5327 Location: Cicero, NY | It was...until the Thong Incident. Now it's just new. | ||
Jeff W. |
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Joined: November 2003 Posts: 11039 Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | I gotta call into Fat Bastard to see just how far these guys will go | ||
TMG |
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Joined: October 2005 Posts: 64 | :eek: Pass. Is the thong available? | ||
cliff |
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Joined: March 2002 Posts: 14842 Location: NJ | ". . Hava Nagila? . ." We don't do that one, but we DO do "Hava Tequila" . . | ||
Weaser P |
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Joined: October 2005 Posts: 5327 Location: Cicero, NY | Sure, Rick. It started out rather innocently... a cold drink amongst friends... | ||
Jeff W. |
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Joined: November 2003 Posts: 11039 Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | ..."play somthan seeehxy for meh"... | ||
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