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| If anyone is interested in checking out a sub-par, half-assed acoustic cover band, Two Man Group, will be playing at the Cloverleaf Tavern in Caldwell, NJ on Saturday November 5th from 9 pm to 1 am.
Cloverleaf Tavern
973-226-9812
395 Bloomfield Avenue Caldwell, NJ 07006
http://www.cloverleaftavern.com/directions.htm
Check it out...we do everything from James Taylor to Pearl Jam.
www.twomangroup.net
BTW ~ For those of you that know Cliff personally, please come anyway. |
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Location: NJ | That's November FIFTH!! . . . . stoopidd! |
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| HAHAHA So it is..... |
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Location: NJ | :rolleyes: |
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Location: closely held secret | Somewhere in New Jersey, a Stooge is missing... |
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Location: Tampa, FL | The story behind the beginning of cliff's solo career. |
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| A minor keystroke error. If you think my keyboard skills are horrid, you should see my fleet fingers on the fingerboard.
Besides, I doubt the masses who won't be coming to said show will never have noticed my gaffe. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | You guys should put music to the "Who's on First" routine. |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | If Cliff ever gets around to doing his bio, he can add "Curly" to it. You've been working on that bio for a long time, Cliff. Can't think of anything to say? |
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| Don't forget....tomorrow night you can catch Two Man Group as they terrorize an unsuspecting Caldwell bar.
Tickets are widely available and should be easily found along the gutters outside the restaurant.
GET YOURS TODAY!!! |
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Location: NJ | what he said . . . |
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Location: Lake Hiawatha, New Jersey | If you can go to the gig, don't forget to request "Sweet Home Alabama"! They just LOVE to play that one. Of course, you will have to deal with quite a bit of abuse from "The Request Nazi", but it's worth it. :D |
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Location: Fayetteville, NC | Does that mean they play freebird too??!! :rolleyes:
I know how much Cliff Loves that one ..so be sure and request it too! ;) |
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Location: Cicero, NY | Hava Nagila? |
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| All would be played IF (and only if) the request is written on a $20.
Note ~ Special consideration is given to female requesters with large endowments.
Double note ~ Large breasts AND a twenty gets you a veritable human jukebox. |
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Location: 6 String Ranch | That's Sweet Home Florabama |
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Location: Cicero, NY | What about manbreasts and a brand new $10? |
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Location: Orange County, California | That'll get you killed or aressted for solicitation in Jersey. |
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| Is it a crisp new ten? |
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Location: Cicero, NY | It was...until the Thong Incident. Now it's just new. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | I gotta call into Fat Bastard to see just how far these guys will go |
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Pass. Is the thong available? |
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Location: NJ | ". . Hava Nagila? . ."
We don't do that one, but we DO do "Hava Tequila" . . |
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Location: Cicero, NY | Sure, Rick.
It started out rather innocently... a cold drink amongst friends... |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | ..."play somthan seeehxy for meh"...
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Cliff and The Fat Man...
