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Location: closely held secret | Oh, yeah.
Eddie: "I don't know if I oughta go sailin' down no hill with nothin' between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic."
Clark: "Do you really think it matters, Eddie? " |
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-Uncle Lewis
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Location: closely held secret | "Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?" |
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Location: NJ | ". . It's a bit nipply in here, isn't it?? . ." |
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Location: closely held secret | Eddie: You surprised to see us, Clark?
Clark: Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now. |
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| Originally posted by Waskel:
Eddie: You surprised to see us, Clark?
Clark: Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now. :D |
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Location: Lake Hiawatha, New Jersey | And who can forget the classic "mornin'....the shitter was full" |
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Location: closely held secret | Preceded by...
Ellen: What are you looking at?
Clark: Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an ass in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer... |
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Location: Cicero, NY | I dare anyone to say those movies were not incredibly funny. Some spots certainly more fun than others but, come on, there's some great writing. And casting - who'da thunk of casting Tim Russert as Cousin Eddie? |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | I'm going to say this ONCE, then deny it hereverafter.
The only thing worth wacthing from Adam Sandler, other than getting properly boxed by Bob Barker, was the ukulele serenade for Drew Berrymore in "50 First Dates"
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Location: south east Michigan | uke! uke! uke! uke! uke! uke! uke! uke! uke! uke! uke! uke! uke! uke! uke! uke!
Just to stay on topic..."I Robot" was awful. A total disgrace to Asimov. It makes such a big deal of the 3 laws of robotics then proceeds to break them in the first five minutes.
I t - s t u n k! |
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Location: Scotland | Any of you guys seen "Extras" on HBO? |
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FU@KING RIOT!!! |
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Location: Scotland | The DVD of the first season just came out over here, the Ben Stiller, Patrick Stewart and Kate Winslet episodes are incredible. I nearly soiled myself laughing. |
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Needed to dry clean the sofa cushions. |
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| Though I watch them anytime they're on...anything by John Hughes.
Molly Ringwald is a cheap whore. |
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Location: Omaha, NE | Originally posted by Jeff W.:
Have you ever seen a movie that was so bad, you had to watch it out of pure disbelief? You know, HILARIOUSLY BAD!
"Timeline". They took a reasonably decent Michael Crichton novel and turned it into just about the stupidest thing you could ever imagine.
My two favorite lines (I won't bother setting these up. If you haven't seen the movie, don't bother):
"Wait!!! Be careful!"
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"It's me!!! It's me!!! It's ME!!!"
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~I haven't seen one decent Crichton book-to-movie conversion ~ MAYBE Rising Sun. |
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Location: south east Michigan | For a good Crichton movie you have to go waaaaay back to "The Andromeda Strain". |
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Location: North Texas | Timeline was a good read, have not seen the movie. The sequel to Starship Troopers was pretty cheezy. |
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Location: NJ | I read a book called "Timeline" a LONG time ago.
Had t'do with someone in LaJolla, California communicating with someone in England (in the future)utilizing Magnetic Resonance as a carrier wave . . .
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OT: Really Really Bad Movies
