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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Been laid up the last few days with a nasty bug and to pass time I've been watching some tv...
Have you ever seen a movie that was so bad, you had to watch it out of pure disbelief? You know, HILARIOUSLY BAD!
Well, I've seen some stinkers in my day, But "Legion of Fire-Killer Ants" is simply without peer. Easily the worst movie I have EVER seen. I can't stop watching it I'm laughing so hard. It's soooo bad. It stars the guy who played the FBI captain on X-Files...
Boy, I bet he wakes up every morning regreting this one...
There is just nothing good about this film. Insipid dialogue, rancid acting, totally implausable plot and special effects so laughably bad i can't wait for the next...
Do yourself a favor and watch this if you ever get a chance. You'll bust a gut.
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Location: SE Michigan | "Independence Day" The only thing scarier than this film is the fact that it was so popular, just goes to show you the intellectual level of our nation's youth. Kind of like the WWF, do I want to live in a country where the WWF is the most watched sport among teenagers?
The movie starts well enough, great special effects and concept. Then it rapidly flames out in the lamest stupidest most retarded story line imaginable.
Lets see, the aliens can vaporize a city, but Will Smith can out-fly them and then punches one in the nose…..right. Or the mother ship gets attacked by a crop dusting Bi-plane….right…..I get it.
"Anyone hear ever want to fly a F15?"
Easily in the top 10 stupidest movies I have ever seen. |
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Location: Upper Left USA | I am still digesting "Sean of the Dead".
"Quest for Fire" and "Office Space" are still my favorites. |
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Location: Tennessee | Ishtar |
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Location: Upper Left USA | Aye, Ishtar is on the bottom! |
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Location: closely held secret | Surf Nazis Must Die. |
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Location: Cicero, NY | Absolutely anything with Patrick Swayze. Really. Pick one. Any one. And this is not negotiable. Leading this list has to be 'Roadhouse' which includes one of my all time favorite STUPID lines -
"Pain doesn't hurt." (And, yes, the delivery of that pearl is not to be missed)
For the love of God, who writes this? |
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Location: Orlando, FL | Evil Alien Conquerors. I had to keep watching it just to see if it was really as bad as I thought it was.
It could only have neen worse if Patrick Swayze was in it. |
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Location: GA USA | Supercop with Terrence (Trinity) Hill
Krull
Superman 3 & 4 |
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Location: NJ | 2 Words:
Hulk
Hogan |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | During the last 10 years or so that we had teenagers in the house, it was almost guaranteed that if we saw one of these that were total POCs, our daughters and there friends had seen it or were going to see it. |
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Location: Lake Hiawatha, New Jersey | Speaking of Hulk. What about "The Hulk" movie? I've seen better special effects in an old Atari 2600 game. |
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Location: Avondale, AZ | How about the Tom Cruise movie were he plays the cocky young guy. |
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Location: North Texas | I recently saw a Nicole Kidman movie in which she thought a ten year old boy was her dead husband. That had to be one of the most meaningless, idiotic, anticlimactic, insipid, nonsensical movies I've ever watched. Cineblah.
By the way, Tom Cruise is now playing more mature parts, cocky older guys.
I may crazy, but I liked Ishtar. I laughed through the whole movie and enjoyed it very much. |
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Location: Midland, MI | Cruise was good in Magnolia or whatever the one was where he was the motivational speaker. Other than that, I don't care for him.
If you want a funny, but totally brain-dead stupid movie, try 'Super Troopers.' 'The Whole Nine Yards' was also a 'so-stupid-its-funny' movie. Just about anything on the Sci-Fi channel that they've produced themselves is bad. |
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Location: Latitude 39.56819, Longitude -105.080066 | The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra...
This is a new movie (2004) that was intentionally made to spoof the sci-fi movies of the 50's (and in b/w).
I HIGHLY RECOMMEND anyone wanting to watch a "so bad it's hilarious" takeoff of the old movies to run out and rent this movie......from the incredible one liners deadpanned into the camera to the visible wires controlling the skeleton, this movie is an absolute classic! |
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Location: NJ | at the recommendation of mr templeman, stonge picked up 'team america' ed and karen watched it, they passed it along to sue and I and we passed it along to a friend.....who may not remain a friend much longer.... |
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Location: Latitude 39.56819, Longitude -105.080066 | Ohhhh...good call Al.
That is definately right up there with the best of the worst. |
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Location: NJ | I thought TeamAmerica was funny as hell . . . |
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Location: Latitude 39.56819, Longitude -105.080066 | Isn't that the point.....movies so bad that they are enjoyable to watch and make fun of?
Cliff...you NEED to rent The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra... |
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Location: Orlando, FL | Lost Skeleton is a GREAT movie. Especially if you ever watched old sci-fi movies as a kid.
And Team America is so wrong, and so funny. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | 
...now that's just plain funny |
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Location: NJ | Anybody seen "The Aristocrats"?? |
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Location: Keller, TX | MARS ATTACKS has got to be up there. I agree with Ishtar too. |
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Location: Snellville, GA | The Godfather III! |
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