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Tim in Yucaipa
Posted 2005-12-06 8:16 AM (#127016)
Subject: OT_Convalescent Home Christmas Program (Pics)


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Well, we had our Christmas Program at the Convalescent Home on Saturday... what a blast! Sure made the dear old Folks happy!

Ehren(in White),the daughter of the French Horn player, put it all together (including the costumes)....she even put fleeces on their dogs to emulate sheep!

I know, there are no Ovations :( , and I'm playing banjo :rolleyes: , but it sure was a blessing! :D :D

Go and play a Convalescent Home! It's a hoot!






...the Three Wise Guys: Me, Tim Standish, Gary McLarty



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cliff
Posted 2005-12-06 8:21 AM (#127017 - in reply to #127016)
Subject: Re: OT_Convalescent Home Christmas Program (Pics)


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A Turban and a Banjo . . .

. . . I can get a WEEK'S worth of material from this!! . . .


Seriously, Tim;
It's very nice work that you're doing.
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Tim in Yucaipa
Posted 2005-12-06 8:36 AM (#127018 - in reply to #127016)
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Thanks, Cliff!

....now, where's that Banj-"O" ????????
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Jeff
Posted 2005-12-06 9:01 AM (#127019 - in reply to #127016)
Subject: Re: OT_Convalescent Home Christmas Program (Pics)


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Originally posted by cliff:
A Turban and a Banjo . . .

. . . I can get a WEEK'S worth of material from this!! . . .
Cliff,

Thank you for that... I haven't laughed that hard in a long time! :D

Tim,

I also agree with Cliff it is wonderful work that you're doing. God bless ya! :)
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cliff
Posted 2005-12-06 9:34 AM (#127020 - in reply to #127016)
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Why don't snake charmers use banjo's??

The snakes keep dying.
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cliff
Posted 2005-12-06 9:36 AM (#127021 - in reply to #127016)
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An Arab terrorist recently smuggled a banjo onto an airliner . . . by disguising it as a bomb.
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cliff
Posted 2005-12-06 9:40 AM (#127022 - in reply to #127016)
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Ali-Banjo and the Forty Thieves??
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Jeff W.
Posted 2005-12-06 9:45 AM (#127023 - in reply to #127016)
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....worn properly, turbans cover the ears and wrapped tightly enough, cause a numbing effect, while providing ample protection from explosive cranial decompression. Perfect banjo head gear.
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Tim in Yucaipa
Posted 2005-12-06 9:48 AM (#127024 - in reply to #127016)
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...why aren't Banjos allowed in Catholic Churches?


....they are considered to be Weapons Of Mass Destruction...
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Jeff W.
Posted 2005-12-06 9:55 AM (#127025 - in reply to #127016)
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or SAYYY-tan
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TRboy
Posted 2005-12-06 10:20 AM (#127026 - in reply to #127016)
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What is the difference between a terrorist and a banjo player?


1) You can reason with a terrorist.

2) Terrorists have sympathizers.
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cliff
Posted 2005-12-06 10:29 AM (#127027 - in reply to #127016)
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3) Bombs are more musical.
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Jeff W.
Posted 2005-12-06 10:31 AM (#127028 - in reply to #127016)
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4) Terrorists aren't so high strung....
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cliff
Posted 2005-12-06 10:31 AM (#127029 - in reply to #127016)
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5) A banjo-player is more prone to "bombing"??
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cliff
Posted 2005-12-06 10:35 AM (#127030 - in reply to #127016)
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Afghani lullaby:

"Tora Bora Banjo"
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Jeff W.
Posted 2005-12-06 10:40 AM (#127031 - in reply to #127016)
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When a Banjo player alights a chord....people run screaming from the room....
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mtnbikerfred
Posted 2005-12-06 10:42 AM (#127032 - in reply to #127016)
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OK,

Which one of you is buying mr a replacement keyboard for the one I just spit cofee into!?!?

There should be an FDA/USDA warning about this board
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TRboy
Posted 2005-12-06 10:52 AM (#127033 - in reply to #127016)
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Guy goes through customs with a banjo case. The inspector nervously asks the man to set the case on the table. Sweating, the inspector uses a long stick to slowly open the case. He sighs a sign of relieve when the contents reveal a machine gun and miscellaneous explosives. "Pass! For a minute there, I thought you had a banjo..."
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cliff
Posted 2005-12-06 10:56 AM (#127034 - in reply to #127016)
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Poor Tim . . . .
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TRboy
Posted 2005-12-06 10:58 AM (#127035 - in reply to #127016)
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A group of terrorists captured a busload of banjo players. They threatened to release one every hour until their demands were met.
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Tim in Yucaipa
Posted 2005-12-06 10:58 AM (#127036 - in reply to #127016)
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...I still think that if The MotherShip can make "O" Guitars, Mand"O"lines, Uke"O"leles, why won't they make a banj-"O".... now, don't tell me it's because they have "scruples"....we all know better!
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Stevechapman
Posted 2005-12-06 11:06 AM (#127037 - in reply to #127016)
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Hey Cuz! Nice Hat! great work you are doing there.
Just to make you feel at home I was going to come up with a Banjo Joke..But Cliff already used the best ones. :D
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cliff
Posted 2005-12-06 11:10 AM (#127038 - in reply to #127016)
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Five-String Jihad.
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Stevechapman
Posted 2005-12-06 11:13 AM (#127039 - in reply to #127016)
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Rimshot/Cymbal!
See, I told ya! :D
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Jeff W.
Posted 2005-12-06 11:15 AM (#127040 - in reply to #127016)
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....the Taliban allowed terroists in Afghanistan...
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