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Tim in Yucaipa |
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Joined: August 2003 Posts: 2246 Location: Yucaipa, California | Well, we had our Christmas Program at the Convalescent Home on Saturday... what a blast! Sure made the dear old Folks happy! Ehren(in White),the daughter of the French Horn player, put it all together (including the costumes)....she even put fleeces on their dogs to emulate sheep! I know, there are no Ovations :( , and I'm playing banjo :rolleyes: , but it sure was a blessing! :D :D Go and play a Convalescent Home! It's a hoot! ...the Three Wise Guys: Me, Tim Standish, Gary McLarty | ||
cliff |
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Joined: March 2002 Posts: 14842 Location: NJ | A Turban and a Banjo . . . . . . I can get a WEEK'S worth of material from this!! . . . Seriously, Tim; It's very nice work that you're doing. | ||
Tim in Yucaipa |
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Joined: August 2003 Posts: 2246 Location: Yucaipa, California | Thanks, Cliff! ....now, where's that Banj-"O" ???????? | ||
Jeff |
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Joined: June 2002 Posts: 863 Location: Central Florida | Originally posted by cliff: Cliff, A Turban and a Banjo . . . . . . I can get a WEEK'S worth of material from this!! . . . Thank you for that... I haven't laughed that hard in a long time! :D Tim, I also agree with Cliff it is wonderful work that you're doing. God bless ya! :) | ||
cliff |
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Joined: March 2002 Posts: 14842 Location: NJ | Why don't snake charmers use banjo's?? The snakes keep dying. | ||
cliff |
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Joined: March 2002 Posts: 14842 Location: NJ | An Arab terrorist recently smuggled a banjo onto an airliner . . . by disguising it as a bomb. | ||
cliff |
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Joined: March 2002 Posts: 14842 Location: NJ | Ali-Banjo and the Forty Thieves?? | ||
Jeff W. |
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Joined: November 2003 Posts: 11039 Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | ....worn properly, turbans cover the ears and wrapped tightly enough, cause a numbing effect, while providing ample protection from explosive cranial decompression. Perfect banjo head gear. | ||
Tim in Yucaipa |
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Joined: August 2003 Posts: 2246 Location: Yucaipa, California | ...why aren't Banjos allowed in Catholic Churches? ....they are considered to be Weapons Of Mass Destruction... | ||
Jeff W. |
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Joined: November 2003 Posts: 11039 Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | or SAYYY-tan | ||
TRboy |
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Joined: February 2003 Posts: 2177 Location: the BIG Metropolis of TR | What is the difference between a terrorist and a banjo player? 1) You can reason with a terrorist. 2) Terrorists have sympathizers. | ||
cliff |
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Joined: March 2002 Posts: 14842 Location: NJ | 3) Bombs are more musical. | ||
Jeff W. |
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Joined: November 2003 Posts: 11039 Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | 4) Terrorists aren't so high strung.... | ||
cliff |
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Joined: March 2002 Posts: 14842 Location: NJ | 5) A banjo-player is more prone to "bombing"?? | ||
cliff |
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Joined: March 2002 Posts: 14842 Location: NJ | Afghani lullaby: "Tora Bora Banjo" | ||
Jeff W. |
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Joined: November 2003 Posts: 11039 Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | When a Banjo player alights a chord....people run screaming from the room.... | ||
mtnbikerfred |
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Joined: March 2005 Posts: 1421 Location: Orange County, California | OK, Which one of you is buying mr a replacement keyboard for the one I just spit cofee into!?!? There should be an FDA/USDA warning about this board | ||
TRboy |
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Joined: February 2003 Posts: 2177 Location: the BIG Metropolis of TR | Guy goes through customs with a banjo case. The inspector nervously asks the man to set the case on the table. Sweating, the inspector uses a long stick to slowly open the case. He sighs a sign of relieve when the contents reveal a machine gun and miscellaneous explosives. "Pass! For a minute there, I thought you had a banjo..." | ||
cliff |
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Joined: March 2002 Posts: 14842 Location: NJ | Poor Tim . . . . | ||
TRboy |
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Joined: February 2003 Posts: 2177 Location: the BIG Metropolis of TR | A group of terrorists captured a busload of banjo players. They threatened to release one every hour until their demands were met. | ||
Tim in Yucaipa |
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Joined: August 2003 Posts: 2246 Location: Yucaipa, California | ...I still think that if The MotherShip can make "O" Guitars, Mand"O"lines, Uke"O"leles, why won't they make a banj-"O".... now, don't tell me it's because they have "scruples"....we all know better! | ||
Stevechapman |
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Joined: April 2003 Posts: 2503 Location: Fayetteville, NC | Hey Cuz! Nice Hat! great work you are doing there. Just to make you feel at home I was going to come up with a Banjo Joke..But Cliff already used the best ones. :D | ||
cliff |
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Joined: March 2002 Posts: 14842 Location: NJ | Five-String Jihad. | ||
Stevechapman |
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Joined: April 2003 Posts: 2503 Location: Fayetteville, NC | Rimshot/Cymbal! See, I told ya! :D | ||
Jeff W. |
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Joined: November 2003 Posts: 11039 Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | ....the Taliban allowed terroists in Afghanistan... | ||
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