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OldLiverJones
Posted 2005-12-15 1:36 PM (#125994)
Subject: Poor Russian pheasent say hell to you


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I poor russian school kid. I no speak english goodly. I make buddys and learned english hear. I wish guitar to play. I no have guitar. I to have a ovation to like. Maybe you can buy me guitar and we friends be.
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BluesSailor
Posted 2005-12-15 1:40 PM (#125995 - in reply to #125994)
Subject: Re: Poor Russian pheasent say hell to you


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I get your point, but is this anyway to welcome new members???
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OldLiverJones
Posted 2005-12-15 1:48 PM (#125996 - in reply to #125994)
Subject: Re: Poor Russian pheasent say hell to you


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That wasn't my point. My point was humor. :p
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dmkozak
Posted 2005-12-15 1:58 PM (#125997 - in reply to #125994)
Subject: Re: Poor Russian pheasent say hell to you


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Am I the only one who finds it ironic the Chinese guy forgets one letter, the o at the end of hello, and draws a lot of attention, but OldLiverJones adds one letter, the h in peasant, to become a bird instead of a poor person, in his parody.
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MWoody
Posted 2005-12-15 2:03 PM (#125998 - in reply to #125994)
Subject: Re: Poor Russian pheasent say hell to you



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I suspect foul play!
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Mark in Boise
Posted 2005-12-15 2:05 PM (#125999 - in reply to #125994)
Subject: Re: Poor Russian pheasent say hell to you


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I assumed OLJ did that on purpose as part of his joke.
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OldLiverJones
Posted 2005-12-15 2:30 PM (#126000 - in reply to #125994)
Subject: Re: Poor Russian pheasent say hell to you


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I wonder did I or did I not do it on porpoise. There is something fishy.
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BluesSailor
Posted 2005-12-15 3:25 PM (#126001 - in reply to #125994)
Subject: Re: Poor Russian pheasent say hell to you


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OLJ,

I see the humor and I thought it was pretty clever, but our new member may not, given the nuances of an unfamiliar language.

That's all from me on this subject, JMHO.
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Mitchrx
Posted 2005-12-15 3:28 PM (#126002 - in reply to #125994)
Subject: Re: Poor Russian pheasent say hell to you


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Originally posted by MWoody:
I suspect foul play!
Shouldn't that be fowl play? :D
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fillhixx
Posted 2005-12-15 5:45 PM (#126003 - in reply to #125994)
Subject: Re: Poor Russian pheasent say hell to you



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Doesn't mean you can't find the fun where it lies.

Or tell lies for fun and prophet.
:p
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OldLiverJones
Posted 2005-12-15 8:03 PM (#126004 - in reply to #125994)
Subject: Re: Poor Russian pheasent say hell to you


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Thanks fillhixx, glad someone gets it and if they want to send a guitar to this Russian, they can find me in Arizona.
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ignimbyte
Posted 2005-12-15 9:06 PM (#126005 - in reply to #125994)
Subject: Re: Poor Russian pheasent say hell to you


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... and hopefully, it doesn't go beyond what it is -- a joke (nothing more, nothing less).
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OldLiverJones
Posted 2005-12-15 9:55 PM (#126006 - in reply to #125994)
Subject: Re: Poor Russian pheasent say hell to you


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Yeah, but a guitar would be nice.
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stephent28
Posted 2005-12-16 10:15 PM (#126007 - in reply to #125994)
Subject: Re: Poor Russian pheasent say hell to you



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I have a nice guitar I will send you for free.

However shipping and handling will cost $1250 :p
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OldLiverJones
Posted 2005-12-16 10:52 PM (#126008 - in reply to #125994)
Subject: Re: Poor Russian pheasent say hell to you


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Stephen, I have a brother coming down from Wyoming for Christmas. Perhaps he could stop by and pick it up and save on all that shipping and handling.
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stephent28
Posted 2005-12-17 1:12 AM (#126009 - in reply to #125994)
Subject: Re: Poor Russian pheasent say hell to you



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That would work

Shipping was only $5 of the total.

That damn handling charge accounts for $1245 :D
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OldLiverJones
Posted 2005-12-17 5:54 AM (#126010 - in reply to #125994)
Subject: Re: Poor Russian pheasent say hell to you


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I guess the lesson is: Nothing is free.
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stephent28
Posted 2005-12-17 12:22 PM (#126011 - in reply to #125994)
Subject: Re: Poor Russian pheasent say hell to you



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Well said OLJ.

Nothing (and only nothing) is free (everything else costs time, money, or effort!)
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Jeff W.
Posted 2005-12-17 12:49 PM (#126012 - in reply to #125994)
Subject: Re: Poor Russian pheasent say hell to you


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well, there IS...Theresa...

Cliff knows...
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moody, p.i.
Posted 2005-12-17 1:10 PM (#126013 - in reply to #125994)
Subject: Re: Poor Russian pheasent say hell to you


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TANSTAAFL
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schroeder
Posted 2005-12-17 2:01 PM (#126014 - in reply to #125994)
Subject: Re: Poor Russian pheasent say hell to you


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:confused:
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Waskel
Posted 2005-12-17 2:56 PM (#126015 - in reply to #125994)
Subject: Re: Poor Russian pheasent say hell to you



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There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
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cliff
Posted 2005-12-17 5:07 PM (#126016 - in reply to #125994)
Subject: Re: Poor Russian pheasent say hell to you


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Nullum Gratuitum Parandium.
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Jeff W.
Posted 2005-12-17 5:42 PM (#126017 - in reply to #125994)
Subject: Re: Poor Russian pheasent say hell to you


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Klaatu Barata Nikto.
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OldLiverJones
Posted 2005-12-17 6:43 PM (#126018 - in reply to #125994)
Subject: Re: Poor Russian pheasent say hell to you


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That can keep the world from being destroyed.
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