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Norseman1
Posted 2005-12-21 10:27 AM (#125274)
Subject: Merry Christmas Everyone


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I know I'm a little early, but today is my last day at work until after the holidays...and my home computer is pretty much unuseable right now...so...

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Years!!!

I pray you all have a blessed Christmas season, and a great New Year... and to my non-Christian friends on this board... Happy Holidays!, Peace and good health to you and yours!

Norse(Ho Ho Ho)man1
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Cc
Posted 2005-12-21 10:34 AM (#125275 - in reply to #125274)
Subject: Re: Merry Christmas Everyone



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Location: Colorado Springs, Colorado
I second Norse's wishes and add that everyone stay safe.
Cc
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Waskel
Posted 2005-12-21 10:37 AM (#125276 - in reply to #125274)
Subject: Re: Merry Christmas Everyone



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Happy Christmas & Merry New Year to you, Norsey!
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cliff
Posted 2005-12-21 10:44 AM (#125277 - in reply to #125274)
Subject: Re: Merry Christmas Everyone


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A Joyous Solstice (in two hours, anyway) to my pagan brethren, and a Happy Festivus
(for the Rest of Us) . . .
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Jeff W.
Posted 2005-12-21 11:20 AM (#125278 - in reply to #125274)
Subject: Re: Merry Christmas Everyone


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have you decorated your [metal] pole yet?
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stonebobbo
Posted 2005-12-21 11:23 AM (#125279 - in reply to #125274)
Subject: Re: Merry Christmas Everyone



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Capo Guy
Posted 2005-12-21 12:54 PM (#125280 - in reply to #125274)
Subject: Re: Merry Christmas Everyone



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LOL. :D That was great.

May everyone has a Blessed and Merry Christmas. :)
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TRboy
Posted 2005-12-21 1:38 PM (#125281 - in reply to #125274)
Subject: Re: Merry Christmas Everyone



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This is my 1,000th post! (Finally! :eek: ) and I want to use it to wish Everyone a very MERRY CHRISTMAS and a HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
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stonebobbo
Posted 2005-12-21 1:44 PM (#125282 - in reply to #125274)
Subject: Re: Merry Christmas Everyone



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THERE IS SAD NEWS FROM THE SUPREME COURT: It has been ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington, DC this Christmas season.

Surprisingly, this is not for political correctness nor for any religious reason. They simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin within the Nation's capitol.

There was no problem however, finding enough asses to fill the entire stable.
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Jeff K
Posted 2005-12-21 1:48 PM (#125283 - in reply to #125274)
Subject: Re: Merry Christmas Everyone


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Originally posted by stonebobbo:
THERE IS SAD NEWS FROM THE SUPREME COURT: It has been ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington, DC this Christmas season.

Surprisingly, this is not for political correctness nor for any religious reason. They simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin within the Nation's capitol.

There was no problem however, finding enough asses to fill the entire stable.
:D
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cliff
Posted 2005-12-22 1:17 PM (#125284 - in reply to #125274)
Subject: Re: Merry Christmas Everyone


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Snowball Game
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Waskel
Posted 2005-12-22 1:29 PM (#125285 - in reply to #125274)
Subject: Re: Merry Christmas Everyone



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3000 points. I got an Elf certificate.
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MWoody
Posted 2005-12-22 1:41 PM (#125286 - in reply to #125274)
Subject: Re: Merry Christmas Everyone



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Can standing-dave post the high scores on his web page? Come to think of it, why has Dave been so busy this close to Christmas?

Hmmmmmmm...

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Tony Calman
Posted 2005-12-23 12:04 PM (#125287 - in reply to #125274)
Subject: Re: Merry Christmas Everyone



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December 14

My dearest darling John:

Who ever in the whole world would dream of getting a real Partridge in a Pear Tree? How can I ever express my pleasure.

Thank you a hundred times for thinking of me this way.

My love always,
Agnes
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December 15

Dearest John:
Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine two turtle doves. I'm just delighted at your very thoughtful gift.
They are just adorable.

All my love,
Agnes
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December 16

Dear John:
Oh! Aren't you the extravagant one. Now I must protest. I don't deserve such generosity, three French hens. They are just darling but I must insist, you've been too kind.

All my love,
Agnes
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December 17

Dear John:
Today the postman delivered four calling birds.

Now really, they are beautiful, but don't you think enough is enough. You are being too romantic.

Affectionately,
Agnes
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December 18

Dearest John:
What a surprise. Today the postman delivered five golden rings, one for every finger. You're just impossible, but I love it.

Frankly, all those birds squawking were beginning to get on my nerves.

All my love,
Agnes
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December 19

Dear John:
When I opened the door today there were actually six geese laying on my front steps. So you're back to the birds again huh?

These geese are huge. Where will I ever keep them? The neighbors are complaining and I can't sleep through the racket. Please stop.

Cordially,
Agnes
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December 20

John:
What's with you and those freaking birds?? Seven swans a swimming. What kind of damn joke is this?

There's bird poop all over the house and they never stop the racket. I can't sleep at night
and I'm a nervous wreck. It's not funny. So stop those freaking birds.

Sincerely,
Agnes
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December 21

O.K. Buster:
I think I prefer the birds. What the hell am I going to do with 8 maids a milking? It's not enough with all those birds and 8 maids a milking, but they had to bring their damn cows.

There is manure all over the lawn and I can't move in my own house. Just lay off me.

Agnes
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December 22

Hey:
What are you? Some kind of sadist? Now there's nine pipers playing. And for crying out loud, do they play. They've never stopped chasing those maids since they got here yesterday morning. The cows are getting upset and they're stepping all over those screeching birds.

What am I going to do? The neighbors have started a petition to evict me.

You'll get yours !
Agnes
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December 23

You rotten jerk:
Now there's ten ladies dancing. I don't know why I call those sluts ladies. They've been making it with those pipers all night long.

Now the cows can't sleep and they've got diarrhea. My living room is a river of manure. The Commissioner of Buildings has subpoenaed me to
give cause why the building shouldn't be condemned.

I'm calling the police on you !

Agnes

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December 24

Listen S----head:
What's with those eleven lords a leaping on those maids and ladies?

All twenty-three of the birds are dead. They've been trampled to death in the orgy. I hope you're satisfied, you rotten vicious swine.

Your sworn enemy,

Agnes

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December 25

Dear Sir:

This is to acknowledge your latest gift of twelve fiddlers fiddling which you have seen fit to inflict on our client, Miss Agnes McHolstein.
The destruction, of course, was total. All correspondence should come to our attention. If you should attempt to reach Miss McHolstein at Happy Dale Sanitarium, the attendants have been instructed to shoot you on sight.

With this letter please find attached a warrant for your arrest.

Cordially,
Law Offices of
Badger and Cole
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TRboy
Posted 2005-12-23 10:27 PM (#125288 - in reply to #125274)
Subject: Re: Merry Christmas Everyone



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Legend-LX-Fan
Posted 2005-12-23 11:20 PM (#125289 - in reply to #125274)
Subject: Re: Merry Christmas Everyone


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Location: Lafayette, Louisiana
I would like to wish everyone a Merry Christmas. I will be playing the Ovations at church this weekend, and maybe take another picture for the next OFC calendar. :)
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Charlie Ramon
Posted 2005-12-25 3:52 AM (#125290 - in reply to #125274)
Subject: Re: Merry Christmas Everyone


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Location: Germany
Want to wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Here's a pic of me playing my DB at church yesterday. What can I tell you, it sounded great!



Peace all over the world!
Karl
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Jérôme
Posted 2005-12-25 4:40 AM (#125291 - in reply to #125274)
Subject: Re: Merry Christmas Everyone



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Merry Christmas, Joyeux Noël à tous!! :)

Jérôme
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