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Location: NJ | nope Mike
I am just getting old |
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Location: 6 String Ranch | Al, that happens when you look at the girl and realize that she is younger than your daughter. Kinda like a splash of ice water. Then you check out the moms... |
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Location: NJ | . . it also happens when the girl looks back at you, and sees you as being as old as her dad . .
"Life'll Kill Ya"
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Location: Cicero, NY | We had a receptionist here at the office that was pretty damn attractive and would get hit on by all the delivery guys (mostly younger guys). One time she was hit on this one guy and was telling me how disgusting it was to be asked by such an "old guy". He came in the next day - at least 10 years younger than I am. Oddly, the next day my knees and my back hurt.
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Location: Capital District, NY, USA Minor Outlying Islands | As Ben Franklin said, "All Cat's are grey in the Dark" and older women are so grateful
So try this: Next time you see a MILF and her daughter say something along the lines like "I didn't know you had a sister" Of course, the MILF's offspring will be unhappy, maybe, but the MILF will love you! Works like a charm.
He\'s using an Ovation Uke! So lose one, gain another .... the keyboard player is playing the uke |
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Location: GA USA | Originally posted by John B:
Just out of curiosity, has anyone here ever ran out and bought a guitar, or anything else for that matter, because of a celebrity endorsement? Yes, StephenT28 told me I would love a Viper. I wasted no time in taking a year to raise the $400. |
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Location: Phoenix AZ | Yes. Moody will buy anything that has Glen Campbell's name on it. He showed me his collection. The Branson Goodtime Hour fuzzy bedroom slippers are down right scarey. Rhinestone Cowboy rubber floormats in his RX7. "Welcome to Delight, Arkansas" toilet seat cover. I'm worried about the boy ...
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Location: NJ | The Tanya Tucker mask that he makes poor Jerri wear is what REALLY skeeves me out . . . |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Paul, where do you carry your RX7? BackPack? BackPocket? |
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