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Jeff W.
Posted 2007-02-01 12:58 PM (#117374)
Subject: OT: Bring an Extra Pair of Pants


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Slingshot
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wilblee
Posted 2007-02-01 1:05 PM (#117375 - in reply to #117374)
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You might want to have an extra set of internal organs on standby as well.
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Waskel
Posted 2007-02-01 1:09 PM (#117376 - in reply to #117374)
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Wow. You should try that, Jeff. Maybe we can put you into orbit.
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lanaki
Posted 2007-02-01 3:06 PM (#117377 - in reply to #117374)
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Originally posted by The Wabbit Formerly Known As Waskel:
Wow. You should try that, Jeff. Maybe we can put you into orbit.
Boney Satellite Bailey
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brainslag
Posted 2007-02-01 3:08 PM (#117378 - in reply to #117374)
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I wonder if thy have slingshot insurance for accidental death.
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Jeff W.
Posted 2007-02-01 3:19 PM (#117379 - in reply to #117374)
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that'd be, "Boney Geosynchronous Bailey."

Having experience with these sorts of things, I know, there was some effort put into establishing the draw and release angle. A little too much or not quite enough and she's a skidmark. But, ya gotta admit, that'd be a helluva ride....
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Waskel
Posted 2007-02-01 4:33 PM (#117380 - in reply to #117374)
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Especially if the sling returned with nothing but a pair of pants in it.
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schroeder
Posted 2007-02-01 6:18 PM (#117381 - in reply to #117374)
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Now if they put an arrow in it......
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Jeff W.
Posted 2007-02-01 6:42 PM (#117382 - in reply to #117374)
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This may well be the answer to the M-I-L launcher
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schroeder
Posted 2007-02-01 6:57 PM (#117383 - in reply to #117374)
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:D

She arrived for a long weekend today. I had completely forotten she was coming. When she rang fromm the station for me to go and pick her up I nearly had a heart attack.

Build one of these immediately.
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Weaser P
Posted 2007-02-01 7:02 PM (#117384 - in reply to #117374)
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Originally posted by Jeff W.:
This may well be the answer to the M-I-L launcher
Put your cards down, folks, and take a rest. We have ourselves a winner.
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Beal
Posted 2007-02-01 8:11 PM (#117385 - in reply to #117374)
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I don't think I'd want to do that.
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muzza
Posted 2007-02-01 9:07 PM (#117386 - in reply to #117374)
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Originally posted by cwk2:
I don't think I'd want to do that.
What? Launch your mother-in-law?

Just tell me where to buy the rubber.
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MWoody
Posted 2007-02-02 9:01 AM (#117387 - in reply to #117374)
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I had to wait until I got home to watch this (Big Brother don't allow You Tube).

If there was ever a recipe for death and dismemberment concocted this side of the Dark Ages this is it.

All of my Parental Intuitions cringed.


Can I go next?
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Jeff W.
Posted 2007-02-02 9:06 AM (#117388 - in reply to #117374)
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:D . . . . . . . . . . . :eek:
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schroeder
Posted 2007-02-02 10:08 AM (#117389 - in reply to #117374)
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I can't believe this isn't something to do with you and that death-obsessed-insane company of yours. It is right up your alley. You could save gas money by getting the Breeze to pull the elastic.
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Jeff W.
Posted 2007-02-02 10:28 AM (#117390 - in reply to #117374)
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I wouldn't trust Breeze any farther than she could throw me...

(I actually have a design in my file I did about a year or more ago that shares a lot in common with it, though it doesn't use an ATV and stays sub-sonic)
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Stevechapman
Posted 2007-02-02 10:37 AM (#117391 - in reply to #117374)
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Ok now you've done it..Hot Tea is all over the place....
That video put a whole new twist on Bungee jumping..
i guess now everyone will want to try it...
so, ..when is your turn?? :eek: :D
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schroeder
Posted 2007-02-02 10:43 AM (#117392 - in reply to #117374)
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Or of course you could just launch them in the trebuchet with a bunjee rope attached. And get them to hold a balloon between their teeth and you could shoot it out with the longbow.
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Waskel
Posted 2007-02-02 11:04 AM (#117393 - in reply to #117374)
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Trebuchet launch with a parachute!

Or, for the REAL thrillseekers - a 9 foot trampoline somewhere downrange. 3 or 4 tries, and you ought to be pretty close.
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an4340
Posted 2007-02-02 11:31 AM (#117394 - in reply to #117374)
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Didn't you guys do stuff like this when you were kids? Drive cars to see if you can get them airbourne? Or, putting your neighbors little brother in a shopping cart, covered in bottle rockets and launching him down a mountain? Seeing what happens if you hold a fire cracker in your open palm? Windsurfing out of sight of land?

Christ I'm lucky to be alive
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Mark in Boise
Posted 2007-02-02 3:13 PM (#117395 - in reply to #117374)
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They didn't have windsurfers when I was young. I just jumped motorcycles.
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Waskel
Posted 2007-02-02 3:33 PM (#117396 - in reply to #117374)
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Originally posted by Mark in Boise:
I just jumped motorcycles.
tip: It's easier when they're laying on their side.
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Mark in Boise
Posted 2007-02-02 4:53 PM (#117397 - in reply to #117374)
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I once tried to talk a friend into sitting on his motorcycle, standing or even lying down and taking a picture as I jumped my motorcycle over him. The turd refused. We could have been stars in the first Jackass movie.
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an4340
Posted 2007-02-02 10:14 PM (#117398 - in reply to #117374)
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I guess the difference between the stupidity of today's kids and us, is that we didn't have video cameras to memorialize it. With no pictures, it's easier to forget that time we hoped a train that didn't stop until we got to Binghamton and had to hitch home, or the time we boiled lead stolen from the police range, or the time we skate boarded to a party and got so stoned that .... god, it goes on and on.
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