|
|
Joined:
March 2002
Posts: 14842
Location: NJ | He'd play an oud. |
|
| |
|
Joined:
December 2003
Posts: 13987
Location: Upper Left USA | Ok Dave. you are obviously coming down from your new guitar high! :rolleyes:
First of all, Jesus was a Carpenter's son and although he was most likey put to work in the business, there is no reference that it was his actual trade. Back in those days all of the male jews were raised and taught the handed down traditions and verbal "bible". If they got to a point where they couldn't recite what was expected they were released to work the family trade full time. Usually about the age of 13, or "manhood" Stage One.
At the age of 12 Jesus was found in the Temple of Jerusalem teaching. I guess he got to keep pursuing his real day job.
Also, the Maji left gifts of gold and fankinsense (bling) along with myhrr which is a burial herb. The family had to do a lot of fleeing and bribing to escape the local sherrif. My guess is they were not poor, just transitory.
No data on when Joseph died or how. Looking at their connections the family probably didn't work the home improvement biz.
I know they yelled, jumped and danced in his ministry. I don't know when they let guitarists in the band though. If I was still a Lutheran I'd be waiting for the organist to die before there was an opening. |
|
| |
|
Joined:
October 2006
Posts: 5575
Location: big island | One thing's for sure: Jesus would play rock n' roll.
There's nothin' wrong with it as long as your foot's on the Rock and your name's on the Roll. |
|
| |
|
Joined:
December 2003
Posts: 13987
Location: Upper Left USA | Good one brudda! |
|
| |
|
Joined:
October 2006
Posts: 5575
Location: big island | there's also another reference for rock music that i discovered in the Bible: Jesus told the pharisees that if they tried to prevent the people from praising Him, even the rocks would cry out. now that would be rock music! |
|
| |
|
Joined:
July 2002
Posts: 1900
| King David skillfully played a string instrument unto the Lord. No doubt an ancient lute or lyre. He also danced unto the Lord. I've been to some Messianic celebrations. The music was very unique, very original, quite a celebration. Perhaps 1st century Palestine was similar in style. |
|
| |
|
Joined:
November 2003
Posts: 11039
Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Do you think Jesus played with himself?
Or with the band? |
|
| |
|
Joined:
October 2005
Posts: 5329
Location: Cicero, NY | I heard he was pretty good with Phish. |
|
| |
|
Joined:
March 2002
Posts: 14842
Location: NJ | couldn't eat m&m's, tho . . . |
|
| |
|
Joined:
December 2003
Posts: 13987
Location: Upper Left USA | 'n &'n 's
(bad translation, sorry) |
|
| |
|
Joined:
May 2004
Posts: 2850
Location: Midland, MI | Originally posted by Tupperware:
If jesus was alive today, what kind of guitar do you think he'd play?
:rolleyes:
Clearly, the correct answer would be:
Breedlove
:cool: |
|
| |
|
Joined:
September 2005
Posts: 3618
Location: GATLINBURG TENNESSEE :) | ...Back to the photo and the question of which police department it is ... I agree with Lanaki, I grew up in the LA area, and it is common practice to pull people over and slam their faces to the ground. But I guess that's what happens when you have so many freaks running around the streets shooting at each other. |
|
| |
|
Joined:
September 2006
Posts: 10777
Location: Keepin' It Weird in Portland, OR | Make a Joyful noise unto the Lord. [Ps 66.1 & Ps 100.1]
Jesus would play the crappy guitar that he borrowed from the starving street musician...
But when he handed it back to the dude, it would be an Adamas.
After that, whenever the dude played, he would wow the crowd...
And people would invite him to crash at their house, and share the wealth.
The dude would play Praise music, and testify to the Miracle.
Someone make a Christian Rock video outta that! |
|
| |
|
Joined:
December 2003
Posts: 13987
Location: Upper Left USA | Perhaps the young lady was part of a Citizen's Clean up Group and that's a can of solvent.
Flat Black solvent... |
|
| |
|
Joined:
October 2006
Posts: 5575
Location: big island | thanks for solventing that controversy, mike! |
|
| |
|
Joined:
January 2002
Posts: 14127
Location: 6 String Ranch | Don't you think he'd be a keyboard player? |
|
| |
|
Joined:
December 2003
Posts: 13987
Location: Upper Left USA | One that doesn't always pick songs in F or Bb!
M(12 String Key issues)Woody |
|
| |
|
Joined:
July 2002
Posts: 1900
| I asked webstrings about the photo. Wayne Preis responded in the affirmative. Said his wife was responsible for all that work and more...
He also gave me this info:
|
|
| |
Busted
