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Tupperware |
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Joined: January 2005 Posts: 4903 Location: Phoenix AZ | Play along and let's see where this goes: I Will Shat My Pants When ... I walk into the inner wood room at GC and see a textured top Adamas hanging with the Martins and Taylors. Ok, next ??? | ||
Capo Guy |
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Joined: December 2004 Posts: 4394 Location: East Tennessee | When I find a GC salesperson that actually has some knowledge of an Adamas. Next. | ||
Beggin |
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Joined: November 2006 Posts: 2241 Location: Simpsonville, SC | When I find a GC salesperson that actually has knowledge of guitars. Next... | ||
gulfcoast |
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Joined: November 2004 Posts: 1330 Location: ms | When i find a GC salesperson thats as old as my under pants!!!!! more please... | ||
lanaki |
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Joined: October 2006 Posts: 5575 Location: big island | what's a GC? :rolleyes: be it good or bad, right or wrong, we ain't got 'em in hawaii. | ||
MusicMishka |
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Joined: March 2005 Posts: 5563 Location: Blue Ridge Mountains | "I woke up screaming from the nightmare of seeing an Adamas in GC...so much so I discovered I had wet the bed from the knowledge that it couldn't be real" | ||
Paul Templeman |
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Joined: February 2002 Posts: 5750 Location: Scotland | Dave, can we please get the grammar correct here "Shat" is the past tense. It should be "I Will Shit My Pants When...." Shat only works retrospectively, as in "I shat my pants when I walked into the inner wood room at GC and saw a textured top Adamas hanging with the Martins and Taylors" | ||
Tupperware |
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Joined: January 2005 Posts: 4903 Location: Phoenix AZ | Paul, I KNOW that. I was trying to protect the minors around here by grammatical deception. I will shat my pants when ... Paul Templeman says the rosary. | ||
Old Man Arthur |
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Joined: September 2006 Posts: 10777 Location: Keepin' It Weird in Portland, OR | Minors wear hard-hats with lights on them for protection. [Hey! That is post #1718... Did I win a 1718?] | ||
lanaki |
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Joined: October 2006 Posts: 5575 Location: big island | so...the way i understand it, GC's are the "bain" of guitar marketing. | ||
Beggin |
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Joined: November 2006 Posts: 2241 Location: Simpsonville, SC | Randy, Guitar Center has it's place...only not for Ovations and / or Adamas'. So...let me restart the conversation.. I will shat (sorry Paul) my pants when...someone says "Beggin...you have to play this gig with us, there is no one better!" ;) | ||
Paul Templeman |
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Joined: February 2002 Posts: 5750 Location: Scotland | Originally posted by Tupperware: Ah, now I get it. It's like when the writers of "Father Ted" created the word "Feck"Paul, I KNOW that. I was trying to protect the minors around here by grammatical deception. I will shat my pants when ... Paul Templeman says the rosary. | ||
CrimsonLake |
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Joined: August 2006 Posts: 3145 Location: Marlton, NJ | I believe that the 1581 is still hanging in the Cherry Hill GC here... Shat away. | ||
lanaki |
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Joined: October 2006 Posts: 5575 Location: big island | they should have accepted my offer, crimson! | ||
fillhixx |
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Joined: November 2005 Posts: 4820 Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | I will shat my pants when; fOnder/Evation starts building electric guitars again! | ||
CrimsonLake |
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Joined: August 2006 Posts: 3145 Location: Marlton, NJ | Randy - yeah.. that was messed up. In a year from now it'll probably be nailed to the ceiling. I don't think it can go any higher on the wall. | ||
Mark in Boise |
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Joined: March 2005 Posts: 12750 Location: Boise, Idaho | When SWMBO says, "Go ahead and buy Cholloway's Slothead, honey. You deserve it." | ||
lanaki |
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Joined: October 2006 Posts: 5575 Location: big island | Originally posted by Mark in Boise: :D :D :D :D :D :DWhen SWMBO says, "Go ahead and buy Cholloway's Slothead, honey. You deserve it." | ||
gulfcoast |
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Joined: November 2004 Posts: 1330 Location: ms | I'll shat my pants when... Tupperware says,I played a pretty nice Taylor today!! | ||
AussieJames |
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Joined: June 2007 Posts: 3084 Location: Brisbane Australia | ISMPW Anyone in an Australian guitar store actually knows whan an Ovation guitar is. AJ | ||
AussieJames |
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Joined: June 2007 Posts: 3084 Location: Brisbane Australia | Or looks like :D :D | ||
Tim in Tidewater |
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Joined: December 2005 Posts: 1234 Location: Tidal Mudflats of Virginia | I'll shat my pants when... SWMBO says "let's move the guitars into the living room...there's more wall space and you can buy more to fill up the empty space" next | ||
AussieJames |
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Joined: June 2007 Posts: 3084 Location: Brisbane Australia | Did you get that on tape? :D :D :D :D | ||
Tupperware |
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Joined: January 2005 Posts: 4903 Location: Phoenix AZ | Originally posted by gulfcoast: I just shat my pants reading your post!I'll shat my pants when... Tupperware says,I played a pretty nice Taylor today!! | ||
cliff |
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Joined: March 2002 Posts: 14842 Location: NJ | You COULD re-phrase it to: I will HAVE shat my pants when . . . | ||
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