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Location: Caribou, ME | ...just sayin.
It got laid on me yet today. My response? "I wish I had a nickel for every time I heard that joke. Not only could I afford another Martin, I could also afford to have the neck reset!"
Any other snappy comebacks? That don't involve going postal? |
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Location: Denver, CO | I thought the canoe paddle jokes were hilarious. ? |
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Location: Tennessee | How about ... "well, I'm just lucky I guess. If I had a guitar like yours, I'd be up **** creek without a paddle".
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| Haven't seen/heard a canoe paddle joke in quite some time. Particularly since the advent of Rainsong, Composite Acoustics, et al. |
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Location: Phoenix AZ | Have to admit, they DO sorta look like plastic canoe paddles. |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | I can't think of a retort that's not just as lame as the joke. I haven't heard any comments in a long time, but I haven't been out much. |
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Location: Caribou, ME | I'm not being thin skinned, it's like a really tall person hearing "how's the weather up there?". One of these days I'm going to injure myself rolling my eyes. |
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| I think they make a far better baseball bat, than an oar. I'd put my aa14 up against any all wood guitar. LOL |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | I have a Tuesday guitar lesson about a block from my office. I get "you got a gun in that case?" all the time. Maybe in Idaho they think that's not a stupid question. Somebody asked what's in the case one time and, figuring he was being a jerk, I said "a guitar". He said he knew that, but wondered what kind and he was on his way to a music store to get guitar strings. I'm sure he thought I was a jerk, but I was just a dumbass. |
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So sick of the canoe paddle jokes...
