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Location: Hot Springs, S.D. | Welcome, and just to let you know, this site isn't populated by only crude guys. Some of us are crude gals! (Was that the dog?) |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | Yes, Old Farts Club is gender-neutral. Having lived with 3 women all these years, I no longer insult my wife or daughters by telling them they fart like a man. They are much worse. |
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Location: 6 String Ranch | GOD!!! I love this place.
I don't care what you say or how old you are, farts are always funny. |
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Location: GA USA | And lighting them is double funny. |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | Originally posted by Captain_Lovehandles:
And lighting them is double funny. Except when you have hairy legs and are wearing shorts. Happened to my roommate. The burned hair smelled way worse than the fart. I was surprised when this prissy gal I was dating at the time knew what "the Blue Flame Club" was. She had brothers. |
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Location: Florida | Thanks for the welcome. Slowly becoming familiar and there's so much to read. Took me this long just to find this page. |
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| Originally posted by Mark in Boise:
Originally posted by Captain_Lovehandles:
And lighting them is double funny. Except when you have hairy legs and are wearing shorts. Happened to my roommate. The burned hair smelled way worse than the fart. I was surprised when this prissy gal I was dating at the time knew what "the Blue Flame Club" was. She had brothers.
last time I even considered it... tho laughed till I cried...i'll bet he still has the scars... and has made up a great story to explain them.
Mark, I'm sorry, they are on their way, and some other stuff...in the trunk going to Gainesville with us Tues... and will be passed on to another who can reliably get them to you.
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Location: GA USA | cypher, here's a tip: clicking the OFC logo at the top of the page takes you to "today's active topics". That's the page to bookmark. |
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Location: St Louis | well thanks for the BIG welcome Guys
Hey I love that kinda off topic thing it works for me
And yes That would be me on My horse so Im real used to all them odd oders and strange smells
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Location: Jet City | Welcome Rick. Nice to see you finally made it over here.
Hello Cypher, welcome. |
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Location: St Louis | Damon67 good to see you is still alive and kicking | |
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Location: St Louis | glad you are back amoung us Dameon good to be here | |
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