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an4340
Posted 2009-01-12 10:43 AM (#434215 - in reply to #434165)
Subject: Re: Way, way, way OT: Blind dates...??


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Get him drunk and have your way with him. If you want to get to know him before bonking him, ask him questions about his life, talk about favorite movies, books, music etc, and if you like the answers, and he asks you questions about your interests, and you like him, then bonk him.
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Mark in Boise
Posted 2009-01-12 10:51 AM (#434216 - in reply to #434165)
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In our generation, "bonk" was a sound effect from the Batman TV show.
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moody, p.i.
Posted 2009-01-12 10:55 AM (#434217 - in reply to #434165)
Subject: Re: Way, way, way OT: Blind dates...??


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Originally posted by Mark in Boise:
In our generation, "bonk" was a sound effect from the Batman TV show.
Wow. You're old......
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Mark in Boise
Posted 2009-01-12 11:01 AM (#434218 - in reply to #434165)
Subject: Re: Way, way, way OT: Blind dates...??


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Not as old as AJ (until April).
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sligoman
Posted 2009-01-12 3:37 PM (#434219 - in reply to #434165)
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I believe the term he was searching for was "boink"
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2ifbyC
Posted 2009-01-12 3:49 PM (#434220 - in reply to #434165)
Subject: Re: Way, way, way OT: Blind dates...??
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Originally posted by sligoman:
"boink"
Doesn't matter. Both are inappropriate in referring to a lady member, especially one never met!
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Waskel
Posted 2009-01-12 4:07 PM (#434221 - in reply to #434165)
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I agree.
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lanaki
Posted 2009-01-12 4:08 PM (#434222 - in reply to #434165)
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what wabbit said about what iffy said.
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BT717
Posted 2009-01-12 4:22 PM (#434223 - in reply to #434165)
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Originally posted by 2ifbyC:
Originally posted by sligoman:
"boink"
Doesn't matter. Both are inappropriate in referring to a lady member, especially one never met!
Agreed!

I don't know why some of us forget we have members of the opposite sex here??? Come on guys,
think before you "speak"! :(
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TAFKAR
Posted 2009-01-12 4:50 PM (#434224 - in reply to #434165)
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So Karen survived her date (well done Karen). How about AJ?
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sligoman
Posted 2009-01-12 6:42 PM (#434225 - in reply to #434165)
Subject: Re: Way, way, way OT: Blind dates...??


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Sorry, you're right.
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PEZ
Posted 2009-01-12 7:21 PM (#434226 - in reply to #434165)
Subject: Re: Way, way, way OT: Blind dates...??



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Originally posted by Jewel's Mom a/k/a Joisey Goil #1:
Whoa....hundreds of big brothers standing at the top of the stairs when I come in: "Where have you been, not-so-young lady??!! And who were you with??!!" (One night after Jack died, I was out with some girlfriends and came in just after 11; my 19-year-old son did that to me--a very funny turning of the tables...)

To address the few concerns:
1. I don't wear makeup. ;)
2. I "pumpkinize" at about 9:30 now, so I won't break curfew because I mostly can't stay up that late.... ;)
3. My one "pistol" is an antique derringer that hasn't been fired in about 100 years. It won't hurt him, but, even better, it won't hurt me, either! :D
4. Don't know any single guys who own (or will confess to owning) Taylors, or play drums. :eek:
5. Background check of the best kind--each week, I play bluegrass with his dad (who is about the age my dad would be.) :) (It was his dad's idea that we meet.......)

And..due to the inclement weather, dinner is now tomorrow night, the 12th, at 5--and we are meeting at his mom and dad's, whom I love to bits. (A nice comfy way to meet.) :cool:

I am taking all your suggestions under advisement...especially the dog biscuits, Cliff. Will keep you posted...I think. ;)

--Karen
No reason why the 2 banger won't work....
I can lend a ya frew grains of
Pyrodex
(static from nylon can set off real black powder
and ya don;t want to pull a Plaxico Burris)
a couple percusion caps .....
Would you need .36 & .44 caliber round balls??

One last thing,
if they mention a being in the health care industry and a mental hospitol; don't assume they work there.......

Yes I had that expirence....
Off meds man o man
what a surprise, she claimed to the Holy Ghoast.....
My reaction was holy and another word
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Oddball
Posted 2009-01-12 7:44 PM (#434227 - in reply to #434165)
Subject: Re: Way, way, way OT: Blind dates...??


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Forget 'boinking' for a minute. I remember when 'hooking up' was a fishing term. To my daughters' huge amusement, I have also used it interchangeably with 'meet up'. In teen lingo these days, it basically means 'boink'.
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JeffreyD
Posted 2009-01-12 7:53 PM (#434228 - in reply to #434165)
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I married my first blind date. 29 years later she still can't see how ugly I am. :D (well 29 next month)
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fillhixx
Posted 2009-01-12 9:05 PM (#434229 - in reply to #434165)
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Originally posted by BT717:
I don't know why some of us forget we have members of the opposite sex here???
The complementary sex I meet often.
Just what is the opposite sex?

Never understood the term 'opposite sex'....
...except in reference to none.
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Mitzdawg
Posted 2009-01-13 4:27 PM (#434230 - in reply to #434165)
Subject: Re: Way, way, way OT: Blind dates...??
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Phil et al:
True Story, just like the movies:

My daughter brought home her latest b'friend for dinner and to meet the parents.
I just happened to be cleaning up after target shooting and was wearing a desert camo jacket, pulling clips of ammunition out of pockets, spent brass, etc. when she brought him in to meet me. I was holding an M1 Garand. I could not resist.

She introduces him as "AJ".

I said hello, and then gave him the long, slow look from head to toe (other dads know about this look), and asked him: "Your legs work?" and snapped the bolt closed.

"yessir" he squeaked.

"Why aren't you running? That girl has left more emotional wreckage behind her than the Titanic. Run while you still can."

A twofer. :D
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Weaser P
Posted 2009-01-13 6:38 PM (#434231 - in reply to #434165)
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Wow. With honesty like that I wudda had to kiss her g'night and then ask YOU out!
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MWoody
Posted 2009-01-13 8:14 PM (#434232 - in reply to #434165)
Subject: Re: Way, way, way OT: Blind dates...??



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After refraining from any useless comments I could have made I have to second on Jeff's comment:
"Enjoy those angst-filled and excited moments. We tend to forget or avoid them as we age but, they are signs that you're traveling a new route... enjoy the scenery."

There lies the thrill of life, anticipation of what lies ahead! I hope you enjoyed the time Karen.

As Bob said "I wish I didn't know now, what I didn't know then".
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FlySig
Posted 2009-01-14 10:16 AM (#434233 - in reply to #434165)
Subject: Re: Way, way, way OT: Blind dates...??



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Originally posted by Mitzdawg:

My daughter brought home her latest b'friend for dinner and to meet the parents.
I just happened to be cleaning up after target shooting and was wearing a desert camo jacket, pulling clips of ammunition out of pockets, spent brass, etc. when she brought him in to meet me. I was holding an M1 Garand.
My eldest once brought home a new guy while I was cleaning up from a 3-gun competition (pistol, shotgun, evil black rifle). Like you, I had guns, parts, ammo, and accessories all over the place. The kid immediately got all excited and started talking guns, forgetting about his date for a few minutes. Before the evening was over I was sure to take him to the trophy case to show him my daughter's pistol trophies. He turned out to be a good kid, eventually enlisting in the Marines and doing a tour in Iraq.

BTW, I'm really jealous of your Garand. Someday....
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