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Way, way, way OT: Blind dates...??
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an4340 |
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Joined: May 2003 Posts: 4389 Location: Capital District, NY, USA Minor Outlying Islands | Get him drunk and have your way with him. If you want to get to know him before bonking him, ask him questions about his life, talk about favorite movies, books, music etc, and if you like the answers, and he asks you questions about your interests, and you like him, then bonk him. | ||
Mark in Boise |
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Joined: March 2005 Posts: 12754 Location: Boise, Idaho | In our generation, "bonk" was a sound effect from the Batman TV show. | ||
moody, p.i. |
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Joined: March 2002 Posts: 15663 Location: SoCal | Originally posted by Mark in Boise: Wow. You're old......In our generation, "bonk" was a sound effect from the Batman TV show. | ||
Mark in Boise |
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Joined: March 2005 Posts: 12754 Location: Boise, Idaho | Not as old as AJ (until April). | ||
sligoman |
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Joined: October 2007 Posts: 283 Location: Portland, OR | I believe the term he was searching for was "boink" | ||
2ifbyC |
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Joined: December 2006 Posts: 6268 Location: Florida Central Gulf Coast | Originally posted by sligoman: Doesn't matter. Both are inappropriate in referring to a lady member, especially one never met!"boink" | ||
Waskel |
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Joined: February 2005 Posts: 11840 Location: closely held secret | I agree. | ||
lanaki |
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Joined: October 2006 Posts: 5575 Location: big island | what wabbit said about what iffy said. | ||
BT717 |
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Joined: October 2007 Posts: 2711 Location: Vernon CT | Originally posted by 2ifbyC: Agreed! Originally posted by sligoman: Doesn't matter. Both are inappropriate in referring to a lady member, especially one never met! "boink" I don't know why some of us forget we have members of the opposite sex here??? Come on guys, think before you "speak"! :( | ||
TAFKAR |
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Joined: April 2008 Posts: 2985 Location: Sydney, Australia | So Karen survived her date (well done Karen). How about AJ? | ||
sligoman |
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Joined: October 2007 Posts: 283 Location: Portland, OR | Sorry, you're right. | ||
PEZ |
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Joined: July 2003 Posts: 3111 Location: Nashville TN. | Originally posted by Jewel's Mom a/k/a Joisey Goil #1: No reason why the 2 banger won't work.... Whoa....hundreds of big brothers standing at the top of the stairs when I come in: "Where have you been, not-so-young lady??!! And who were you with??!!" (One night after Jack died, I was out with some girlfriends and came in just after 11; my 19-year-old son did that to me--a very funny turning of the tables...) To address the few concerns: 1. I don't wear makeup. ;) 2. I "pumpkinize" at about 9:30 now, so I won't break curfew because I mostly can't stay up that late.... ;) 3. My one "pistol" is an antique derringer that hasn't been fired in about 100 years. It won't hurt him, but, even better, it won't hurt me, either! :D 4. Don't know any single guys who own (or will confess to owning) Taylors, or play drums. :eek: 5. Background check of the best kind--each week, I play bluegrass with his dad (who is about the age my dad would be.) :) (It was his dad's idea that we meet.......) And..due to the inclement weather, dinner is now tomorrow night, the 12th, at 5--and we are meeting at his mom and dad's, whom I love to bits. (A nice comfy way to meet.) :cool: I am taking all your suggestions under advisement...especially the dog biscuits, Cliff. Will keep you posted...I think. ;) --Karen I can lend a ya frew grains of Pyrodex (static from nylon can set off real black powder and ya don;t want to pull a Plaxico Burris) a couple percusion caps ..... Would you need .36 & .44 caliber round balls?? One last thing, if they mention a being in the health care industry and a mental hospitol; don't assume they work there....... Yes I had that expirence.... Off meds man o man what a surprise, she claimed to the Holy Ghoast..... My reaction was holy and another word | ||
Oddball |
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Joined: March 2007 Posts: 841 Location: CA | Forget 'boinking' for a minute. I remember when 'hooking up' was a fishing term. To my daughters' huge amusement, I have also used it interchangeably with 'meet up'. In teen lingo these days, it basically means 'boink'. | ||
JeffreyD |
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Joined: September 2004 Posts: 777 Location: East Wenatchee, WA | I married my first blind date. 29 years later she still can't see how ugly I am. :D (well 29 next month) | ||
fillhixx |
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Joined: November 2005 Posts: 4827 Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | Originally posted by BT717: The complementary sex I meet often. I don't know why some of us forget we have members of the opposite sex here??? Just what is the opposite sex? Never understood the term 'opposite sex'.... ...except in reference to none. | ||
Mitzdawg |
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Joined: July 2004 Posts: 766 Location: New Hampsha | Phil et al: True Story, just like the movies: My daughter brought home her latest b'friend for dinner and to meet the parents. I just happened to be cleaning up after target shooting and was wearing a desert camo jacket, pulling clips of ammunition out of pockets, spent brass, etc. when she brought him in to meet me. I was holding an M1 Garand. I could not resist. She introduces him as "AJ". I said hello, and then gave him the long, slow look from head to toe (other dads know about this look), and asked him: "Your legs work?" and snapped the bolt closed. "yessir" he squeaked. "Why aren't you running? That girl has left more emotional wreckage behind her than the Titanic. Run while you still can." A twofer. :D | ||
Weaser P |
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Joined: October 2005 Posts: 5328 Location: Cicero, NY | Wow. With honesty like that I wudda had to kiss her g'night and then ask YOU out! | ||
MWoody |
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Joined: December 2003 Posts: 13986 Location: Upper Left USA | After refraining from any useless comments I could have made I have to second on Jeff's comment: "Enjoy those angst-filled and excited moments. We tend to forget or avoid them as we age but, they are signs that you're traveling a new route... enjoy the scenery." There lies the thrill of life, anticipation of what lies ahead! I hope you enjoyed the time Karen. As Bob said "I wish I didn't know now, what I didn't know then". | ||
FlySig |
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Joined: October 2005 Posts: 4037 Location: Utah | Originally posted by Mitzdawg: My eldest once brought home a new guy while I was cleaning up from a 3-gun competition (pistol, shotgun, evil black rifle). Like you, I had guns, parts, ammo, and accessories all over the place. The kid immediately got all excited and started talking guns, forgetting about his date for a few minutes. Before the evening was over I was sure to take him to the trophy case to show him my daughter's pistol trophies. He turned out to be a good kid, eventually enlisting in the Marines and doing a tour in Iraq. My daughter brought home her latest b'friend for dinner and to meet the parents. I just happened to be cleaning up after target shooting and was wearing a desert camo jacket, pulling clips of ammunition out of pockets, spent brass, etc. when she brought him in to meet me. I was holding an M1 Garand. BTW, I'm really jealous of your Garand. Someday.... | ||
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