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Location: Chicago | "If you need a friend, get a dog!"
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Location: Chehalis, Washington | Winston Churchill, when confronted by a woman who disliked him that if he were her husband, she would poison his tea, replied,
"Madam, if I were your husband, I would drink it." |
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Location: closely held secret | At a formal function, Winston Churchill asked Lady Astor (who was a PITA to him) whether she would be willing to sleep with him for 50,000 pounds. After a moment, she said yes. Then he asked whether she would sleep with him for twopence.
"Certainly not," she responded with indignation. "That would make me a common whore!"
"Madam, I believe we have already established what you are," he remarked calmly. "Now we are just haggling over the price." |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | Another, supposedly Winston: When a woman at a party pointed out to Churchill that he was drunk, he supposedly said, "Madam, you are ugly. In the morning I will be sober, but you will still be ugly." |
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Location: East Tennessee | "A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore."
Yogi Berra |
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Location: Chicago | "Living (on a steady diet of government cheese).... in a VAN down by the RIVER." - Matt Foley AKA Chris Farley |
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Location: Maine | Sitting on the edge of his bed as he dressed for his wedding ceremony to Mary Todd, A young boy approached Lincoln and asked, "Where you goin', Mr. LIncoln?" Whereby Lincoln replied, "To hell, I suppose." |
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Location: Dayville, Connecticut | "You're gonna need a bigger boat."
"Jaws" |
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Location: GA USA | I'm talkin about a place where the beer flows like wine, where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talkin about Aspen.
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Location: Chicago | Capt. Picard (ST TNG) to a Klingon tyrant who growls "And if we REFUSE to grant you the favor?"
"In that case, someone ELSE will have our gratitude."
(favor immediately granted:) |
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Location: East Tennessee | 'All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. "
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Location: 6 String Ranch | "Practice, Practice, Practice"
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