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Location: Boise, Idaho | Sorry, Schroeder. If I had known you were so old I would have been more respectful. |
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Location: SoCal | Anbody heard if Schro' got laid last night (I was gonna say "got lucky", but that might mean to some an uniterrupted night's sleap)? |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Preliminary reports suggest, yes...
....but he's not talkin' about it.
(Sorry, Schroeder, that was a cheap shot) |
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Location: south east Michigan | Happy 30th to the both of you. |
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Location: closely held secret | Maybe he needed to sleep late today. |
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Location: Midland, MI | As Schroeder has demonstrated by his continued absence, that was a bad idea. Gen. Jack D. Ripper was right; they're just after your precious bodily fluids. And the fluoride is a commie plot.
Congrats on the Silver Anniversary Schroeder (moreso to Mrs. Schroeder, I suspect, for being able to tolerate you for so long...must be that British 'stiff upper lip' thing, he?). |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | "Stiff UpperLip"
Took Mrs. Schroeder years of instruction to teach him that technique....
30 years later...Happy Anniversary :p |
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Location: NJ | I'm a bit more partial to "LowerLipDrag", myself . . . |
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Location: Cicero, NY | "LowerLipDrag"...isn't that the result when you, um, finish before anyone else in the room? |
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| This got very low brow in my absence.
The silver wedding thing isn't til June. I'd better make the effort to look up the exact date.
I can't believe any married man thought I'd be back afterwards. After the bi-annual moment of passion if I uttered the words "I'm going back to the computer now to report and grade your performance for the guys, who are all waiting excitedly in front of their screens", you would now be arguing over whether 10 or 15 cents was enough for each of you to chip in for the wreath.
SWMBO "You were a long time tonight."
Me "Couldn't decide on who to think about".
And another one:
Boss "Why Miss Jones if I'd realised youwere a virgin I would have taken more time"
Secretary "Why sir, if I'd realised you had more time I'd have taken off my hose." |
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Location: Cicero, NY | Very good, Schroeder. I try to get one honest belly laugh a day and that was it. Thanks. |
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