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Jeff W.
Posted 2006-11-08 11:00 AM (#232507)
Subject: Cliff's 8000th...


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So, what do you think it will be?

I'm going with a lengthy gig-related diatribe on the merits of drunk women...
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MWoody
Posted 2006-11-08 11:09 AM (#232508 - in reply to #232507)
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Probably a simple "shut up Witko" will suffice!
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stephent28
Posted 2006-11-08 11:22 AM (#232509 - in reply to #232507)
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We can all rest assured that it will be meaningless and without merit.
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Wuzhizzoner
Posted 2006-11-08 11:47 AM (#232510 - in reply to #232507)
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Maybe it will be politics?
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Beal
Posted 2006-11-08 11:52 AM (#232511 - in reply to #232507)
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maybe about a guitar?
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moody, p.i.
Posted 2006-11-08 12:05 PM (#232512 - in reply to #232507)
Subject: Re: Cliff's 8000th...


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Whatever it is, he's got to get a life (or a job?)...
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Wuzhizzoner
Posted 2006-11-08 12:31 PM (#232513 - in reply to #232507)
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Cliff has a job?
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cliff
Posted 2006-11-08 12:44 PM (#232514 - in reply to #232507)
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Look who's talking . . .

. . two AssClowns that wouldn't know a "job" if their wives strapped one on . . .


". . One Down, . . Three t'Go, . . . Arlene?? . ."
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Weaser P
Posted 2006-11-08 1:00 PM (#232515 - in reply to #232507)
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Hmm. Doesn't sound like he's ready for that job suggestion just yet, Paul.
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Jeff W.
Posted 2006-11-08 1:02 PM (#232516 - in reply to #232507)
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AssClowns...

good band name.
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cliff
Posted 2006-11-08 1:03 PM (#232517 - in reply to #232507)
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Actually, it's "Retarded Ass Clowns".

I've copyrighted it.
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Jeff W.
Posted 2006-11-08 1:06 PM (#232518 - in reply to #232507)
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Irate Ass Clowns....?
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Mark in Boise
Posted 2006-11-08 2:21 PM (#232519 - in reply to #232507)
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I'll bet it will be an insult to some noble public servant, like lawyers or politicians. I'm afraid I wouldn't know a job if my wife strapped one on, either. A few years ago a "good job" was something on of the kids left in the toilet. I haven't seen anything to change my mind.
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cliff
Posted 2006-11-08 2:39 PM (#232520 - in reply to #232507)
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". . some noble public servant, like lawyers or politicians . ."


excuse me while I go change my clothes, as I've pissed myself from laughing so hard at that one . . .
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Weaser P
Posted 2006-11-08 4:08 PM (#232521 - in reply to #232507)
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...the silent anticipation is, well, ok with me. :D
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fillhixx
Posted 2006-11-08 4:15 PM (#232522 - in reply to #232507)
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I know, right now he's perusing all the web based "Famous Quotes" sites for just the perfect way to say....

....but that would ruin the surprise!
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Weaser P
Posted 2006-11-08 4:22 PM (#232523 - in reply to #232507)
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...the perfect way to to say "ShutTheF*&kUp, Weaser!"?
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Capo Guy
Posted 2006-11-08 4:24 PM (#232524 - in reply to #232507)
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I'm just trying to get to 1500. :(
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MWoody
Posted 2006-11-08 4:26 PM (#232525 - in reply to #232507)
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I wonder who he'll come back as?
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cliff
Posted 2006-11-08 4:27 PM (#232526 - in reply to #232507)
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Sorry to disappoint you guys . . .




". . ThankYuh, . . . ThankYuhVeryMuch . . ."
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fillhixx
Posted 2006-11-08 4:29 PM (#232527 - in reply to #232507)
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Beautiful!

Nice guitars too.
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Capo Guy
Posted 2006-11-08 4:36 PM (#232528 - in reply to #232507)
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Looks like the grass needs mowing. :D
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Weaser P
Posted 2006-11-08 4:38 PM (#232529 - in reply to #232507)
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Nice. What do you say to 8k? "Congrats" or "I'm so sorry..."?
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Jeff W.
Posted 2006-11-08 4:53 PM (#232530 - in reply to #232507)
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That's right where Blitz peed...
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cliff
Posted 2006-11-08 4:56 PM (#232531 - in reply to #232507)
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. . yeah, but I peed there first, so it's okay.
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