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HEMORRIODS ARE KILLING ME

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guitarwannabee
Posted 2006-12-06 11:30 PM (#229373 - in reply to #229298)
Subject: Re: HEMORRIODS ARE KILLING ME


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I am home recovering tonight from the Butt sugery today and I hope that myself or any of you will ever have to go through it.
I am wearing a Maxi Pad on my ass that I have to change daily and then pull out 6 inches of packing for the next few days .
My sweety and I just got done with the first change and packing pull & snip. After a few extreemly nasty vulgar shouts at her for not doing it the proper way , that I would have done it if I had arms and eyes in the back of my head , it is over and I still love my girl.She has been putting up with me for a week on this issue and that is hard to deal with. You OFCers have been putting up with my play by play commentary when she isnt. I appreciate the thoughts , replys and the having alot of fun with it, it does help me get a good laugh in and I can sure use one right now.GWB
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Jason_S
Posted 2006-12-06 11:33 PM (#229374 - in reply to #229298)
Subject: Re: HEMORRIODS ARE KILLING ME


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i trust that your ass will be back to normal in a week or so....im sure your glad that its over..they can be a real pain in the ass...jason
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CrimsonLake
Posted 2006-12-06 11:39 PM (#229375 - in reply to #229298)
Subject: Re: HEMORRIODS ARE KILLING ME


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You two guys can start your own clinic!

I hope you both recover quickly from your various ailments.

Mike
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G8r
Posted 2006-12-07 12:41 AM (#229376 - in reply to #229298)
Subject: Re: HEMORRIODS ARE KILLING ME


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having to wear a maxi-pad? what a royal pain in the arse! :eek:
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Slipkid
Posted 2006-12-07 7:29 AM (#229377 - in reply to #229298)
Subject: Re: HEMORRIODS ARE KILLING ME



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That's it..
I'm done with this thread.
At about 1 a.m. I had to get up and let the dog out. While I'm waiting, I check up on the OFC and read about GWB's surgery and the results. So I let Sophie back in, hit rack and fade off to dreamland. Do I dream about getting a #47 for Christmas or getting cozy with Kate Beckinsale??? Noooo! Instead I dream that I'm afficted with the same curse as GWB.

I hope you get better soon GWB, but I'm outta here.
Gone.
See ya.
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Jeff W.
Posted 2006-12-07 7:51 AM (#229378 - in reply to #229298)
Subject: Re: HEMORRIODS ARE KILLING ME


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lemme help'ya out, Brad....

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Capo Guy
Posted 2006-12-07 8:20 AM (#229379 - in reply to #229298)
Subject: Re: HEMORRIODS ARE KILLING ME



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GWB,
Glad you're finally on the mend.

BTW; Thanks for being so good about being "The BUTT" of our comedic talents". :D
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moody, p.i.
Posted 2006-12-07 10:13 AM (#229380 - in reply to #229298)
Subject: Re: HEMORRIODS ARE KILLING ME


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You gotta be careful when posting a subject like this 'cause it could come back and bite you in the ass.....
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gulfcoast
Posted 2006-12-07 10:45 AM (#229381 - in reply to #229298)
Subject: Re: HEMORRIODS ARE KILLING ME


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Why am i reading this, has my life sunk to a new low?
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fillhixx
Posted 2006-12-07 12:51 PM (#229382 - in reply to #229298)
Subject: Re: HEMORRIODS ARE KILLING ME



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Yes.


But there is still undiscovered country down here.
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Weaser P
Posted 2006-12-07 12:58 PM (#229383 - in reply to #229298)
Subject: Re: HEMORRIODS ARE KILLING ME


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HEY! Keep it down up there!!
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guitarwannabee
Posted 2006-12-07 1:10 PM (#229384 - in reply to #229298)
Subject: Re: HEMORRIODS ARE KILLING ME


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Im sorry Brad , I never intended this post to become part of your dreams .
I just wish I would wake up and it would all be over with .
I only have one more hurdle to cross and that is my first Bowel Movement after the surgery.When that is accomplished I will post it and you will not hear from me about this subject again.
I will say that we must be an interesting bunch since from what I see this is the top post for the month right now .
What does that say about us ??? GWB
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Weaser P
Posted 2006-12-07 1:14 PM (#229385 - in reply to #229298)
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That we're a bunch of a$$hole sympathizers?

Ok. Sorry 'bout that.

Hope you're feeling better, gwb.
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fillhixx
Posted 2006-12-07 1:24 PM (#229386 - in reply to #229298)
Subject: Re: HEMORRIODS ARE KILLING ME



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Many of us are 'of an age' when we talk about this sort of thing...only because we have no recent sexual conquests to brag/lie about.

Next it's discussing surgery scars.
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Weaser P
Posted 2006-12-07 1:46 PM (#229387 - in reply to #229298)
Subject: Re: HEMORRIODS ARE KILLING ME


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And, God help us, IBS.
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lanaki
Posted 2006-12-07 2:13 PM (#229388 - in reply to #229298)
Subject: Re: HEMORRIODS ARE KILLING ME


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GWB,
You're gonna "post your bowel movement"? Hold the photos please!
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gulfcoast
Posted 2006-12-07 2:33 PM (#229389 - in reply to #229298)
Subject: Re: HEMORRIODS ARE KILLING ME


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Anybody got acid reflux?
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lanaki
Posted 2006-12-07 2:41 PM (#229390 - in reply to #229298)
Subject: Re: HEMORRIODS ARE KILLING ME


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well...i did some acid back in the 70's a few times. reflux? perhaps a few more brain farts than usual...
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Mark in Boise
Posted 2006-12-07 3:07 PM (#229391 - in reply to #229298)
Subject: Re: HEMORRIODS ARE KILLING ME


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If we talked about sex, no one would believe us. It's amazing that we can talk about guitars as much as we do. As they say, opinions are like a**holes, everybody's got one. This thread just combined that into a discussion about a**holes.
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cruster
Posted 2006-12-07 10:02 PM (#229392 - in reply to #229298)
Subject: Re: HEMORRIODS ARE KILLING ME


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Originally posted by fillhixx:
Yes.


But there is still undiscovered country down here.
Taint true.
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Capo Guy
Posted 2006-12-07 10:39 PM (#229393 - in reply to #229298)
Subject: Re: HEMORRIODS ARE KILLING ME



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Originally posted by Lanaki:
GWB,
You're gonna "post your bowel movement"? Hold the photos please!
That's what "youtube" is for. :D
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Jason_S
Posted 2006-12-07 10:47 PM (#229394 - in reply to #229298)
Subject: Re: HEMORRIODS ARE KILLING ME


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acid reflux is hell. thank god for nexium...jason
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cliff
Posted 2006-12-07 10:58 PM (#229395 - in reply to #229298)
Subject: Re: HEMORRIODS ARE KILLING ME


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Christ! You guys're fallin' apart!!!!

Thankfully, all I have (so far) is this baboon's ass on the back of my head . . .
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Weaser P
Posted 2006-12-08 8:15 AM (#229396 - in reply to #229298)
Subject: Re: HEMORRIODS ARE KILLING ME


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Originally posted by cliff:
Christ! You guys're fallin' apart!!!!

Thankfully, all I have (so far) is this baboon's ass on the back of my head . . .
Ooo. Um, yeah, Cliff, that's definitely something to be thankful for.

I guess...me? I'll just continue to enjoy my jock itch.
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MWoody
Posted 2006-12-08 11:01 AM (#229397 - in reply to #229298)
Subject: Re: HEMORRIODS ARE KILLING ME



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It's never too late to learn and improve!
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