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| No, not a call to the ladies of downtown Detroit but:-
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually
either male or female.
Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can
see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to
warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,
but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong
buttons.
TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over
inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go
anywhere, you have to light a fire under their arse
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain
water.
WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and
frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for
picking up people.
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts
to the bottom.
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at
all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would
be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost
without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | What's a "TYRE" |
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Location: CT | I guess thats how it's spelled across the pond. |
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Location: South of most, North of few | Originally posted by Jeff W.:
What's a "TYRE" I beleive thats "tire" in most areas of the US, except down here where I live, where it's called a "tarr". |
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Location: NJ | Leave 'im alone.
He's probably been up all night, and is quite . . . tyred. |
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Location: closely held secret | I suppose when he drinks too much coffee he gets wyred. |
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| You're all fyred. |
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Location: Cicero, NY | Fyne. Just fyne. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Btye me. |
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| That kinda missed.... :D |
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Location: Isle of Man, UK | Ah, two countries separated by a common language!
Thanks for the giggles, Schro - hope that everything is still on the up (so to speak...)
JB |
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Location: Copenhagen Denmark | "Two Countries Separated By a Common Language "....Male or Female.. :confused:
:rolleyes:
Vic |
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Location: Whitecourt, Ab | What about guitars?... Female because they like to get plucked |
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Ho Ho Ho
