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MWoody
Posted 2006-12-07 4:13 PM (#228105)
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"All Passengers will please buckle their seat belts and refrain from gastric distubences"
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Jeff W.
Posted 2006-12-07 4:22 PM (#228106 - in reply to #228105)
Subject: Re: OT: News Article


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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub
we deal with our GAS in much a more appropriate manor...
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Capo Guy
Posted 2006-12-07 4:40 PM (#228107 - in reply to #228105)
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Woody,

If she had known she was flying over Tennessee, She might have waited till she got over Texas to start lighting the matches. :D
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Brian T
Posted 2006-12-07 6:20 PM (#228108 - in reply to #228105)
Subject: Re: OT: News Article


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I've heard that the vapors from flatulence can be extremely flammable. The women is lucky that her cover up attempt didnt end badly.

I could just see the headlines: "Airliner destroyed by Flatulence Explosion". Then the TSA will have to start squeezing passengers to make sure they are all aired-out before boarding a flight. That's one line I would'nt want to be standing in.

What's become of this board? Flatulence? Hemmoroids? Have I been gone that long?
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Phil Wong
Posted 2006-12-07 6:22 PM (#228109 - in reply to #228105)
Subject: Re: OT: News Article


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Now that we are on this subject......
http://www.jibjab.com/originals/originals/jibjab/movieid/27
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Beal
Posted 2006-12-07 7:03 PM (#228110 - in reply to #228105)
Subject: Re: OT: News Article



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I recieved one of those little video emails entitled "a fart gone wrong" and shows several people in a hot tub and..........
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Capo Guy
Posted 2006-12-07 7:05 PM (#228111 - in reply to #228105)
Subject: Re: OT: News Article



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Phil,

You can invite them to the next OFC tour ONLY if they promise to play OUTDOORS. :D
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Mark in Boise
Posted 2006-12-07 7:12 PM (#228112 - in reply to #228105)
Subject: Re: OT: News Article


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Advice from a proud member of the Blue Flame Club: If you want to keep the hair on your legs, wear long pants during the membership rituals. That was one of the few things I learned in college.
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FlicKreno aka Solid Top
Posted 2006-12-07 7:53 PM (#228113 - in reply to #228105)
Subject: Re: OT: News Article


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Good One Phil, :D
:cool:
Vic
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CrimsonLake
Posted 2006-12-07 8:14 PM (#228114 - in reply to #228105)
Subject: Re: OT: News Article


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Woody - I'm sitting in Ontario airport right now waiting to go home... I hope everyone leaves their matches at the gate! The flatulance is bad enough - especially when other people are doing it.
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MWoody
Posted 2006-12-08 12:25 AM (#228115 - in reply to #228105)
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And I thought it was the Northern Lights!
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