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Location: Upper Left USA | "All Passengers will please buckle their seat belts and refrain from gastric distubences" |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | we deal with our GAS in much a more appropriate manor... |
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Location: East Tennessee | Woody,
If she had known she was flying over Tennessee, She might have waited till she got over Texas to start lighting the matches. :D |
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Location: SE Michigan | I've heard that the vapors from flatulence can be extremely flammable. The women is lucky that her cover up attempt didnt end badly.
I could just see the headlines: "Airliner destroyed by Flatulence Explosion". Then the TSA will have to start squeezing passengers to make sure they are all aired-out before boarding a flight. That's one line I would'nt want to be standing in.
What's become of this board? Flatulence? Hemmoroids? Have I been gone that long? |
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Location: Rego Park, NY, | Now that we are on this subject......
http://www.jibjab.com/originals/originals/jibjab/movieid/27 |
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Location: 6 String Ranch | I recieved one of those little video emails entitled "a fart gone wrong" and shows several people in a hot tub and.......... |
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Location: East Tennessee | Phil,
You can invite them to the next OFC tour ONLY if they promise to play OUTDOORS. :D |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | Advice from a proud member of the Blue Flame Club: If you want to keep the hair on your legs, wear long pants during the membership rituals. That was one of the few things I learned in college. |
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Location: Copenhagen Denmark | Good One Phil, :D
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Vic |
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Location: Marlton, NJ | Woody - I'm sitting in Ontario airport right now waiting to go home... I hope everyone leaves their matches at the gate! The flatulance is bad enough - especially when other people are doing it. |
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