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Billy Blaze
Posted 2004-01-17 12:05 AM (#197126)
Subject: Oxycontin riddle


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Location: Fort worth Texas
If a bowling ball is a lamp shade, how can you open a garage door with a fishing rod?
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Nils
Posted 2004-01-17 12:16 AM (#197127 - in reply to #197126)
Subject: Re: Oxycontin riddle


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Posts: 1380

Location: Central Oregon
My garage door doesn't have a fishing rod.

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MWoody
Posted 2004-01-17 12:20 AM (#197128 - in reply to #197126)
Subject: Re: Oxycontin riddle



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Location: Upper Left USA
What you're taking might be legal but you've got the dosage all wrong!

Non-stop flights... where do they land?
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Beal
Posted 2004-01-17 7:41 AM (#197129 - in reply to #197126)
Subject: Re: Oxycontin riddle



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Location: 6 String Ranch
take the fishing rod and whip it, whip it good.
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peterbright
Posted 2004-01-17 3:42 PM (#197130 - in reply to #197126)
Subject: Re: Oxycontin riddle


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Location: On the beach in Southwest Florida
If a bowling ball is a lampshade, you can'r see the fishing rod to use it to open the garage door. I'd leave the garage door closed & hide the keys to all vehicles until the bowling ball went back to where it came from.
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Bob Mintus
Posted 2004-01-17 3:47 PM (#197131 - in reply to #197126)
Subject: Re: Oxycontin riddle


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Posts: 100

Location: Warren, OH
Maybe you guys should post this on the PurpleHazeFanClub site....
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Old Applause Owner
Posted 2004-01-17 6:24 PM (#197132 - in reply to #197126)
Subject: Re: Oxycontin riddle


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Posts: 1922

Location: Canton (Detroit), MI
Billy, you've been playing that new Legend too much.....put it down and get some SLEEP, guy!!!!

The answer to your question, though, is "very carefully".

Roger

1976 Applause AA14-4 6-String
2001 Adamas 1598-MERB Melissa Etheridge 12-String
2003 Celebrity CC01 Spruce Top 6-String
NOW HERE - 1981 1118-1 Glen Campbell 12-string
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Billy Blaze
Posted 2004-01-18 6:07 PM (#197133 - in reply to #197126)
Subject: Re: Oxycontin riddle


Joined:
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Posts: 95

Location: Fort worth Texas
good answer Roger,... here's another
If a chicken and a half
layed an egg and a half
in a day and a half
How long would it take a grasshopper
with a wooden leg
to kick all the seeds
out of a cucumber?
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an43402
Posted 2004-01-18 6:13 PM (#197134 - in reply to #197126)
Subject: Re: Oxycontin riddle


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Posts: 18

Location: blkyn usa
Or how about this old chestnut:
Spell tin ten times fast:
Say tin ten times fast:
Spell tin backwards ten times fast:
Say tin ten times fast:
What are aluminum cans made out of?
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Old Applause Owner
Posted 2004-01-18 6:25 PM (#197135 - in reply to #197126)
Subject: Re: Oxycontin riddle


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Posts: 1922

Location: Canton (Detroit), MI
Do shallow-bowl Legends have an effect on their players?????......remind me never to buy one!!!! :)

Billy, my answer is "As long as it takes".

an43402, I hope NOT "Rin Tin Tin".......

Roger

1976 Applause AA14-4 6-String
1981 Ovation 1118-1 Glen Campbell 12-string
2001 Adamas 1598-MERB Melissa Etheridge 12-String
2003 Celebrity CC01 Spruce Top 6-String
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Billy Blaze
Posted 2004-01-18 6:33 PM (#197136 - in reply to #197126)
Subject: Re: Oxycontin riddle


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Location: Fort worth Texas
Roger I was tainted long before buying the Legend, in fact I think the Legend has helped with my anxiety and intermittent explosive disorder


The answer is: as long as it takes an ant to eat a bale or hay
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peterbright
Posted 2004-01-18 10:01 PM (#197137 - in reply to #197126)
Subject: Re: Oxycontin riddle


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Location: On the beach in Southwest Florida
That depends on the species of the ant, moisture content of the hay and the specific longitude and lattitude of the bale.
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cliff
Posted 2004-01-19 7:42 AM (#197138 - in reply to #197126)
Subject: Re: Oxycontin riddle


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Posts: 14842

Location: NJ
African swallow?
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Old Applause Owner
Posted 2004-01-19 8:03 AM (#197139 - in reply to #197126)
Subject: Re: Oxycontin riddle


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Posts: 1922

Location: Canton (Detroit), MI
I hope they do, otherwise how would they get enough nutrition to live????

Roger

1976 Applause AA14-4 6-String
1981 Ovation 1118-1 Glen Campbell 12-string
2001 Adamas 1598-MERB Melissa Etheridge 12-String
2003 Celebrity CC01 Spruce Top 6-String
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