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Location: Phoenix AZ | Ok, so here's the whole sad story.
We got done eating out someplace in LA, a whole bunch of OFC folks I don't remember exactly. We might have been drinking as well. Anyway, I drop off Templeman at his hotel and start to leave the lot. But my innards are really starting to rumble. So I go back and knock on Temps door and ask if I can use his bathroom. Now, it turns out that old Temp had been jacking off for days and had the toilet totally plugged up with tissues and god knows what else. So I relieve the pressure cooker also known as my bowels and I give her a flush. Well, nope nothing happening. So I give another try, and another, and another. Waters flowing into the pot but she ain't dumping. The Dinty-Moore stew is quickly rising for the brim, and them starts flowing over. And I mean flowing big time. River-de-Coco starts flowing under the door and getting blotted up in the bedroom carpet. Honestly I was paralyized. I just got done crapping my brains out and now I was pissing my pants with laughter. This was one of those "fight or flight" moments and I had to choose between yelling to Paul for help or just go ahead and start sopping it up with his hawaiian shirts that were hanging over the shower. Honestly as I stood there ankle deep in shit water and salad I started to fear that the floor would collapse into the room underneith. I did the only rational thing that I could think of. I climbed out the damn window and ran like hell.
At least that's how I remember it.
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Location: Bluffton, SC | I'm missing something here - it's Temp's room, right?
Where's the sad part of the story? |
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Location: Phoenix AZ | Yeah, you kinda got a point there.
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Location: NJ | yehhhhh . . . it's aBOUT Lunchtime on the WestCoast . . . goodtiming there, Dave . . . |
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Location: Parrish, FL | I'm thinking to my self that this would be a great event to attend. I'm also thinking that '08 is the year I make it to the Open House. Trouble is, no way that I can get to both.
Now maybe if I could really play, the Clinic would be worth my time. Then there were the comments on another thread that an intensive multi-day clinic with a great instructor (our own Matt Smith)is worth far more than a series of private lessons with an average instructor.
I guess this will sort itself out since I can't plan that far ahead due to my work schedule. If there is still space available when my crystal ball clears up, then maybe...
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Location: Phoenix AZ | Hey, I'm at GMT+1 so what the hell do I care.
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Location: closely held secret | Originally posted by Tupperware:
We might have been drinking as well.
... why do I find this the most amusing line in the whole story?
Originally posted by Tupperware:
I climbed out the damn window and ran like hell.
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Location: NJ | ". . We might have been drinking as well . ."
Ah! . . a graduate of the Scooter Libby School of Recollection. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | "Gonzalezed" |
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Location: SoCal | I did not inhale or have sex with that woman.... |
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Location: NJ | Two things I could GIVE two less sh!ts about . . . |
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Location: closely held secret | Originally posted by cliff:
Ah! . . a graduate of the Scooter Libby School of Recollection. I believe you're referring to the Clinton Amnesiac Defense technique. |
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Location: NJ | We can discuss this at the bar at the Frisky Mermaid . . . |
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Location: SoCal | Who cares if somebody's a liar as long as you like them....... |
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Location: closely held secret | Originally posted by cliff:
We can discuss this at the bar at the Frisky Mermaid . . . Hopefully. FL is so far away...
Airline pricing is a mystery to me.
PDX to JAX - 2438 miles - $537
PDX to ATL - 2170 miles - $670
ATL to JAX - 286 miles - $558 |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | It makes more sense when you assign an arbitrary dollar value to the individual letters, add the numeric value of the letters, divide by the square root of the travel season, and add local taxes.
Or just buy a boarding pass for cash from the flight attendant at the last minute. (sometimes you have to sleep with them first, not normally considered a hardship. Unless you're flying Quantas.) |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | I gotta ask
Originally posted by moody, p.i.:
I did not inhale or have sex with that woman.... How do you inhale a woman? |
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Location: Omaha, NE | Let me just say that reading this thread has me feeling better and better about deciding to attend. |
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Location: SoCal | How do you inhale a woman?
If you don't know by now..... |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | Thanks, Dave. In order to take some of the press away from our senior senator from Idaho regarding his exploits in a Minnesota john, I have forwarded your story to Fox News. |
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Location: Blue Ridge Mountains | Just glad we're in the attic room at the Inn... :eek: :eek: :D :rolleyes: |
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Location: Latitude 39.56819, Longitude -105.080066 | Originally posted by MusicMike:
Just glad we're in the attic room at the Inn... :eek: :eek: :D :rolleyes: Until you try to stagger up the stairs at 2:30 in the morning! ;) |
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Location: Latitude 39.56819, Longitude -105.080066 | Originally posted by The Wabbit Formerly Known As Waskel:
I'm seriously considering this instead of the Tour next year. John, that would be awesome.
I am glad I committed and committed early. If I had waited and procrastinated, I would have eventually found a million reasons why I could not make the trip (just like last year's tour).
While I know the factory tour is an awesome event, I would rather learn some sound guitar playing techniques and as a bonus get to hang out with most of the people I converse with on the OFC anyway.
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