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| For those people of delicacy, virtue, faith, trustworthiness and grace, I thought I'd mention that I've got my ticket. It's non-refundable, so I will be there in a wooden box if necessary. |
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Location: NJ | Sorry, no Taylor's allowed . . . |
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Location: closely held secret | Originally posted by schroeder:
I will be there in a wooden box if necessary. So, you're flying Airbus? |
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Location: NJ | Don't forget:
The last time you guys sailed into NewEngland in wooden boxes, we had t'kick y'ASS . . . |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | .....I have a cunning plan |
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Location: Keller, TX | Maybe if we built a large wooden badger... |
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Location: Cicero, NY | Boy, this is bound to end badly.
I wouldn't miss it for the world. |
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Me neither, weez, me neither. |
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| I'd like to think it'll be like Oscar Wilde meets the Marx Brothers, but I've got a feeling it's more likely to be Benny Hill meets the Three Stooges... |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | What could possibly go wrong? |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | N'yuck n'yuck n'yuck.... |
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Location: closely held secret | No matter what you all do, how much you drink, whose shoes you puke in, how far over the line you go, how badly you play your beloved guitars, keep this in mind...
...it will all be documented... :cool: ...and for sale next summer. (Jackass II?) |
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| You'd better remember to pay royalties this time or my lawyer in Boise will be on your ass. |
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Location: Cicero, NY | And I have every confidence that, while it should, that means absolutely nothing to the rank and file. |
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Location: closely held secret | Oh, I know, Weas... but it still makes for great entertainment!
Oh, and Schroed? If I ever see your Boise lawyer, I'll just pick up my CL12, hand him my A-II, and I'm sure we'll forget to talk about whatever you sent him for. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Actually, it might not be a bad idea to keep him on retainer in May...
Mark, do you do criminal and civil? |
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Location: closely held secret | ...and DUI defense? |
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Location: Cicero, NY | Assault? Involuntary manslaughter?? PREMEDITATED MURDER???
(Just planning ahead 'cause I can only imagine what we're going to be doing to the music that weekend) |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | and any obscure animal abuse statutes that remain on the books... |
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Location: Cicero, NY | Mark better bring friends... |
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Location: closely held secret | ...and lots of legal pads. |
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Location: Midland, MI | Anyone driving out from MI this year? |
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Location: south east Michigan | I'm 98% sure I will be. |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | Sorry, no criminal work and no divorce. Probably the 2 main reasons why I'm still in the business. I defend people who get sued, which sounds like a real possibility for you guys. Wish I could join you. Maybe next year. |
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Location: Cicero, NY | Bummer.
Can we at least count on you to pitch in on bail? You know...just in case... |
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