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Location: Michigan | I am home recovering tonight from the Butt sugery today and I hope that myself or any of you will ever have to go through it.
I am wearing a Maxi Pad on my ass that I have to change daily and then pull out 6 inches of packing for the next few days .
My sweety and I just got done with the first change and packing pull & snip. After a few extreemly nasty vulgar shouts at her for not doing it the proper way , that I would have done it if I had arms and eyes in the back of my head , it is over and I still love my girl.She has been putting up with me for a week on this issue and that is hard to deal with. You OFCers have been putting up with my play by play commentary when she isnt. I appreciate the thoughts , replys and the having alot of fun with it, it does help me get a good laugh in and I can sure use one right now.GWB |
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Location: ranson,wva | i trust that your ass will be back to normal in a week or so....im sure your glad that its over..they can be a real pain in the ass...jason |
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Location: Marlton, NJ | You two guys can start your own clinic!
I hope you both recover quickly from your various ailments.
Mike |
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| having to wear a maxi-pad? what a royal pain in the arse! :eek: |
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Location: south east Michigan | That's it..
I'm done with this thread.
At about 1 a.m. I had to get up and let the dog out. While I'm waiting, I check up on the OFC and read about GWB's surgery and the results. So I let Sophie back in, hit rack and fade off to dreamland. Do I dream about getting a #47 for Christmas or getting cozy with Kate Beckinsale??? Noooo! Instead I dream that I'm afficted with the same curse as GWB.
I hope you get better soon GWB, but I'm outta here.
Gone.
See ya. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | lemme help'ya out, Brad....
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Location: East Tennessee | GWB,
Glad you're finally on the mend.
BTW; Thanks for being so good about being "The BUTT" of our comedic talents". :D |
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Location: SoCal | You gotta be careful when posting a subject like this 'cause it could come back and bite you in the ass..... |
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Location: ms | Why am i reading this, has my life sunk to a new low? |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | Yes.
But there is still undiscovered country down here. |
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Location: Cicero, NY | HEY! Keep it down up there!! |
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Location: Michigan | Im sorry Brad , I never intended this post to become part of your dreams .
I just wish I would wake up and it would all be over with .
I only have one more hurdle to cross and that is my first Bowel Movement after the surgery.When that is accomplished I will post it and you will not hear from me about this subject again.
I will say that we must be an interesting bunch since from what I see this is the top post for the month right now .
What does that say about us ??? GWB |
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Location: Cicero, NY | That we're a bunch of a$$hole sympathizers?
Ok. Sorry 'bout that.
Hope you're feeling better, gwb. |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | Many of us are 'of an age' when we talk about this sort of thing...only because we have no recent sexual conquests to brag/lie about.
Next it's discussing surgery scars. |
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Location: Cicero, NY | And, God help us, IBS. |
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Location: big island | GWB,
You're gonna "post your bowel movement"? Hold the photos please! |
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Location: ms | Anybody got acid reflux? |
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Location: big island | well...i did some acid back in the 70's a few times. reflux? perhaps a few more brain farts than usual... |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | If we talked about sex, no one would believe us. It's amazing that we can talk about guitars as much as we do. As they say, opinions are like a**holes, everybody's got one. This thread just combined that into a discussion about a**holes. |
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Location: Midland, MI | Originally posted by fillhixx:
Yes.
But there is still undiscovered country down here. Taint true. |
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Location: East Tennessee | Originally posted by Lanaki:
GWB,
You're gonna "post your bowel movement"? Hold the photos please! That's what "youtube" is for. :D |
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Location: ranson,wva | acid reflux is hell. thank god for nexium...jason |
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Location: NJ | Christ! You guys're fallin' apart!!!!
Thankfully, all I have (so far) is this baboon's ass on the back of my head . . . |
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Location: Cicero, NY | Originally posted by cliff:
Christ! You guys're fallin' apart!!!!
Thankfully, all I have (so far) is this baboon's ass on the back of my head . . . Ooo. Um, yeah, Cliff, that's definitely something to be thankful for.
I guess...me? I'll just continue to enjoy my jock itch. |
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It's never too late to learn and improve! |
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HEMORRIODS ARE KILLING ME
