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Location: 6 String Ranch | Dave, write a song about hard life and just mention wind in the first or last line. It's not that hard. Play your uke and you're guaranteed not to win anything, it worked last time. |
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Location: 6 String Ranch | OK, to tell the truth, when I told Joe that people were coming back early for the contest he specifically asked "Is that guy coming with the uke again? I liked him" |
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Location: Latitude 39.56819, Longitude -105.080066 | Innkeepers are good salespeople (meaning good liars) :p
Tell 'em what they want to hear........ |
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Location: Bluffton, SC | Just tell him about Temp's hotel room...
That'll cure his admiration in a hurry.
Might also be a basis for your song, Dave.
"Gone Like The Wind" |
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Location: Simpsonville, SC | Originally posted by BluesSailor:
NOT Too! NOT Three... |
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Location: 6 String Ranch | chicken |
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Location: 6 String Ranch | There's a wind blowing
not one, not two, not three
There's a wind blowin'
not him, not you, not me
see how easy it is.
Hell, Darby can do it and make it work, you can too. |
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Location: Simpsonville, SC | Thanks for tha lyrics Beal. I'll see what I can do!
Watch out Darby. |
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Location: 6 String Ranch | there's a wind that'as blowing'
starts at one, swells to two, wails at three,howls at four
And folks there's one more
But before the wind pushes down that door it's time we RAN
not one, not two, but all threeofus
run to breat the wind
beggin jim , g8rbait, tupperwaerpie plate
you cn take it from there............ |
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| But Uncah Beal, I won't get there 'til Thursday night! :( |
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Location: Latitude 39.56819, Longitude -105.080066 | Don't pi$$ upwind cause
your 3 sheets to the wind
and the wind it is a blowing
like a drunken fat man snorin |
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Location: Marlton, NJ | Put me in the probably not column... someone's got to keep an eye on Jim (Beggin, that is). I am working on some lyrics though... it was pretty windy here yesterday - some inspiration! |
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Location: Simpsonville, SC | CL, ifin's I gots ta get on stage and make an arse outa myself, so do you! :p |
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| Beggin' - here's one for you and CL ;)
(12-bar blues in your favorite key; first pass; feel free to add/edit)
Malibu Blues
There's a mean wind blowin'
Screamin' down them hills
There's a hot wind comin'
Howlin' down them hills
Old Santa Anna
She's out to get some thrills
There's smoke and fire
Racin' down to the sea
There's smoke and fire
Tearin' down to the sea
Old Santa Anna
She's comin' after me
(instrumental riffs)
Got my Beemer outside
Can't decide what to pack
Got my Beemer outside
All my stuff's in a sack
My Oscar's on the front seat
My chihuahua's in the back
(repeat 2nd verse) |
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| [edit - don't know what it is about these double posts today!] |
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Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains | N’ere wind, rain nor fire
will ever make me tire
of doin’ the dirty limbo
with my little SWMBO. |
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Location: Marlton, NJ | Originally posted by Jimbo:
CL, ifin's I gots ta get on stage and make an arse outa myself, so do you! Ok big boy... I'm up for it if you are :eek: |
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Location: Simpsonville, SC | I'm in if u are Mike, how bad can we be? :eek: :o :rolleyes: ;)
No comments necessary from tha peanut gallery (as if that will stop ya). |
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Location: Blue Ridge Mountains | How many are planning on playing a song?
Count please.
Yes, I am! |
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Location: Simpsonville, SC | Music, come join me early Tuesday before the event, ...uhhh....apparently I have to write (and sing) a "wind" song Wednesday night at tha "open mike" night (SOME HELP IS NEEDED PLEASE!!!!!).....hahahahhahaahahaahahaha.......reminds me of what dear 'ol Dad used to say..."Be careful what cha axe for". |
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Location: Atlanta, GA. | I once wrote a song about sailin' into the wind.
Everyone told me it was tacky. |
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Location: 6 String Ranch | tacking, it was tacking, unless it was Dave. |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | Colin, that might have been a bit too subtle for most, at least those in the land locked states. |
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Location: closely held secret | Like Ideehoe? |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | Yeah.
But they're ALL OVER potato jokes! |
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