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Joined: February 2005 Posts: 349 Location: Snellville, GA | I resemble my remarks... | ||
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Joined: November 2004 Posts: 4413 | I'm outraged. I'm going to burn my bra. | ||
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Joined: December 2003 Posts: 13997 Location: Upper Left USA | Can we just add an "Instant Greamlin" and be done with it? Nils - When you say what you didn't say, have you said it or not said it? Who's to say Al must not be feeling very well since he hasn't told us to knock it off yet. Uncle Al! You alright? Mention Poop or Boobs and this place turns into a Lemming dash. Tag, you're it! | ||
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| persephone |
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Joined: November 2004 Posts: 88 Location: Dayton, Ohio | i love fight club, love meatloaf's bitch-tits ('his name is robert paulsen')... my dad suggested perhaps a reverse contour bowl for those of us with certain anatomy. interesting thought. btw, my dad (bauerhillboy) reads these and probably thinks you're all a bunch of pigs. :) | ||
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Joined: April 2003 Posts: 2503 Location: Fayetteville, NC | Oink! Oink!! :D | ||
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Joined: December 2003 Posts: 13997 Location: Upper Left USA | Congratulaions Al and Miles! You now have Members in the 2nd Generation!!! Personnaly, I dread the thought of my offspring reading my early posts, as well as some of my early-posts. :eek: | ||
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Joined: March 2002 Posts: 14842 Location: NJ | ". . Congratulaions Al and Miles! You now have Members in the 2nd Generation!!! . ." Actually we've had Father&Son Hugh & Scot McMillan since last year's Tour . . . btw: The ContourBowl was already suggested by one of our brighter (and morally sensitive) members earlier in this thread. | ||
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| persephone |
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Joined: November 2004 Posts: 88 Location: Dayton, Ohio | yes it was, but i believe the contour bowl is big on top, little on the bottom, which doesn't help with the breast issue. hence, reverse contourbowl. | ||
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| cliff |
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Joined: March 2002 Posts: 14842 Location: NJ | You're probably just better off with a shallow bowl. I have a friend who's somewhat Jane Russell-esque, and she was amazed how comfortable my shallow-bowl Legend-12 was when she picked it up & tried it . . . | ||
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| persephone |
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Joined: November 2004 Posts: 88 Location: Dayton, Ohio | ani difranco has a song that's been running thru my head since this thread started. she says: 'my breast is cradled in the curve of my guitar/ i'm breaking strings and other things playing hard/ i'm not on the rag and i'm not on the run/ i'm matching the big boys one for one/ and i must admit i am having myself some fun' that's my new theme song. she's my goddess. | ||
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| cliff |
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Joined: March 2002 Posts: 14842 Location: NJ | There's an interview with her in the latest edition of AcousticGuitar Magazine . . . | ||
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| persephone |
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Joined: November 2004 Posts: 88 Location: Dayton, Ohio | no shit! thanks for letting me know! | ||
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| cliff |
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Joined: March 2002 Posts: 14842 Location: NJ | It's got a Larivee 12-string on the cover. btw: They reviewed a large variety of 12-strings in the issue from Avalon to Yamaha . . . . not an Ovation in the bunch . . . . . . although, they DID "mention" the CelebrityLimited-12 in the "also ran" section of lesser, "budget" guitars . . . . . . Philistenes!! | ||
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| MWoody |
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Joined: December 2003 Posts: 13997 Location: Upper Left USA | "They reviewed a large variety of 12-strings in the issue from Avalon to Yamaha . . . . not an Ovation in the bunch" No credibility there! Who owns and pushes that rag? | ||
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Joined: November 2002 Posts: 1300 Location: Madison, Wisconsin | "Untouchable Face" GREAT song. | ||
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| persephone |
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Joined: November 2004 Posts: 88 Location: Dayton, Ohio | hell yeah. :) | ||
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Joined: August 2002 Posts: 623 Location: Lake Hiawatha, New Jersey | Ani can jam! I rented her "trust" dvd and she was really impressive and unique on guitar. Of the cds and dvds I've heard from her, I don't love all her stuff, but I do admire her a whole lot. She's got guts, serious business smarts, she's unique, independent, and VERY creative, has interesting lyrics, and she plays the hell out of that guitar. Her technique is outrageous. Johnny | ||
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Joined: November 2004 Posts: 88 Location: Dayton, Ohio | sometimes i get frustrated when i listen to her because i know that there is no way in hell i will ever be that good. she blows my mind. | ||
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Joined: December 2001 Posts: 10583 Location: NJ | what blows my mind is how this thread can get tons of responses but someone has a REAL slothead for sale and I have to beg people to respond. I am coming close to deleting the first thread ever on the OFC. | ||
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| cliff |
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Joined: March 2002 Posts: 14842 Location: NJ | It think that THAT all stems from "response" being ONE thing . . . . "CAI$H" being another . . . | ||
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| persephone |
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Joined: November 2004 Posts: 88 Location: Dayton, Ohio | dude, it has to do with breasts. | ||
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| cliff |
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Joined: March 2002 Posts: 14842 Location: NJ | They work for me . . . . | ||
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Joined: December 2003 Posts: 13997 Location: Upper Left USA | I thought CH was going to trade it for the Title on the Statue of Liberty? You know, that tall Woman in the New Jersey Harbor, flowing robes, torch? Seems we didn't get the paperwork when it was delivered! Sound familiar Cliff! | ||
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| cliff |
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Joined: March 2002 Posts: 14842 Location: NJ | y'LOST me there, Woodrow . . . . . but then again, I've BEEN there before . . . | ||
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Joined: December 2003 Posts: 13997 Location: Upper Left USA | You were confused. Lost is when you find your gas tank on "E" and actually consider asking for directions in the 7/11! I thought the Slothead was going to France. You did not get paperwork with your slothead. I too, am looking for a Super Shallow guitar. For NONE of the reason's mentioned on this string. But I will post on a new string. | ||
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