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TWA
Posted 2005-03-22 7:25 AM (#158763 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts


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Posts: 349

Location: Snellville, GA
I resemble my remarks...
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schroeder
Posted 2005-03-22 7:45 AM (#158764 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts


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Posts: 4413

I'm outraged. I'm going to burn my bra.
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MWoody
Posted 2005-03-22 7:46 AM (#158765 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts



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Posts: 13997

Location: Upper Left USA
Can we just add an "Instant Greamlin" and be done with it?
Nils - When you say what you didn't say, have you said it or not said it? Who's to say

Al must not be feeling very well since he hasn't told us to knock it off yet. Uncle Al! You alright?

Mention Poop or Boobs and this place turns into a Lemming dash. Tag, you're it!
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persephone
Posted 2005-03-22 10:34 AM (#158766 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts


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Posts: 88

Location: Dayton, Ohio
i love fight club, love meatloaf's bitch-tits ('his name is robert paulsen')...

my dad suggested perhaps a reverse contour bowl for those of us with certain anatomy. interesting thought.

btw, my dad (bauerhillboy) reads these and probably thinks you're all a bunch of pigs.

:)
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Stevechapman
Posted 2005-03-22 10:38 AM (#158767 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts


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Posts: 2503

Location: Fayetteville, NC
Oink! Oink!! :D
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MWoody
Posted 2005-03-22 10:42 AM (#158768 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts



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Location: Upper Left USA
Congratulaions Al and Miles!

You now have Members in the 2nd Generation!!!

Personnaly, I dread the thought of my offspring reading my early posts, as well as some of my early-posts. :eek:
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cliff
Posted 2005-03-22 10:52 AM (#158769 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts


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Posts: 14842

Location: NJ
". . Congratulaions Al and Miles!

You now have Members in the 2nd Generation!!! . ."

Actually we've had Father&Son Hugh & Scot McMillan since last year's Tour . . .


btw:
The ContourBowl was already suggested by one of our brighter (and morally sensitive) members earlier in this thread.
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persephone
Posted 2005-03-22 10:58 AM (#158770 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts


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Location: Dayton, Ohio
yes it was, but i believe the contour bowl is big on top, little on the bottom, which doesn't help with the breast issue. hence, reverse contourbowl.
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cliff
Posted 2005-03-22 11:12 AM (#158771 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts


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Posts: 14842

Location: NJ
You're probably just better off with a shallow bowl. I have a friend who's somewhat Jane Russell-esque, and she was amazed how comfortable my shallow-bowl Legend-12 was when she picked it up & tried it . . .
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persephone
Posted 2005-03-22 11:21 AM (#158772 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts


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Location: Dayton, Ohio
ani difranco has a song that's been running thru my head since this thread started. she says:

'my breast is cradled in the curve of my guitar/ i'm breaking strings and other things playing hard/ i'm not on the rag and i'm not on the run/ i'm matching the big boys one for one/ and i must admit i am having myself some fun'

that's my new theme song. she's my goddess.
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cliff
Posted 2005-03-22 11:28 AM (#158773 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts


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Location: NJ
There's an interview with her in the latest edition of AcousticGuitar Magazine . . .
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persephone
Posted 2005-03-22 11:31 AM (#158774 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts


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Location: Dayton, Ohio
no shit! thanks for letting me know!
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cliff
Posted 2005-03-22 12:05 PM (#158775 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts


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Posts: 14842

Location: NJ
It's got a Larivee 12-string on the cover.


btw:
They reviewed a large variety of 12-strings in the issue from Avalon to Yamaha . . . . not an Ovation in the bunch . . .

. . . although, they DID "mention" the CelebrityLimited-12 in the "also ran" section of lesser, "budget" guitars . . .


. . . Philistenes!!
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MWoody
Posted 2005-03-22 12:16 PM (#158776 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts



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Location: Upper Left USA
"They reviewed a large variety of 12-strings in the issue from Avalon to Yamaha . . . . not an Ovation in the bunch"


No credibility there! Who owns and pushes that rag?
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willard
Posted 2005-03-22 12:29 PM (#158777 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts


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Posts: 1300

Location: Madison, Wisconsin
"Untouchable Face" GREAT song.
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persephone
Posted 2005-03-22 12:31 PM (#158778 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts


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Location: Dayton, Ohio
hell yeah. :)
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Strummin12
Posted 2005-03-22 12:35 PM (#158779 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts


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Posts: 623

Location: Lake Hiawatha, New Jersey
Ani can jam! I rented her "trust" dvd and she was really impressive and unique on guitar. Of the cds and dvds I've heard from her, I don't love all her stuff, but I do admire her a whole lot. She's got guts, serious business smarts, she's unique, independent, and VERY creative, has interesting lyrics, and she plays the hell out of that guitar. Her technique is outrageous.

Johnny
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persephone
Posted 2005-03-22 12:38 PM (#158780 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts


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Posts: 88

Location: Dayton, Ohio
sometimes i get frustrated when i listen to her because i know that there is no way in hell i will ever be that good. she blows my mind.
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alpep
Posted 2005-03-22 12:47 PM (#158781 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts


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Posts: 10583

Location: NJ
what blows my mind is how this thread can get tons of responses but someone has a REAL slothead for sale and I have to beg people to respond.

I am coming close to deleting the first thread ever on the OFC.
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cliff
Posted 2005-03-22 12:55 PM (#158782 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts


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Posts: 14842

Location: NJ
It think that THAT all stems from "response" being ONE thing . . . . "CAI$H" being another . . .
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persephone
Posted 2005-03-22 12:57 PM (#158783 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts


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Location: Dayton, Ohio
dude, it has to do with breasts.
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cliff
Posted 2005-03-22 1:00 PM (#158784 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts


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Posts: 14842

Location: NJ
They work for me . . . .
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MWoody
Posted 2005-03-22 1:05 PM (#158785 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts



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Location: Upper Left USA
I thought CH was going to trade it for the Title on the Statue of Liberty? You know, that tall Woman in the New Jersey Harbor, flowing robes, torch? Seems we didn't get the paperwork when it was delivered!

Sound familiar Cliff!
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cliff
Posted 2005-03-22 1:12 PM (#158786 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts


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Location: NJ
y'LOST me there, Woodrow . .

. . . but then again, I've BEEN there before . . .
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MWoody
Posted 2005-03-22 2:00 PM (#158787 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts



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Location: Upper Left USA
You were confused. Lost is when you find your gas tank on "E" and actually consider asking for directions in the 7/11!

I thought the Slothead was going to France.

You did not get paperwork with your slothead.

I too, am looking for a Super Shallow guitar. For NONE of the reason's mentioned on this string. But I will post on a new string.
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