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Location: Latitude 39.56819, Longitude -105.080066 | Dammmmmnnnn Schroeder.
That's an ugly image I will have in my head all day! |
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Location: NJ | "Melissa Etheridge was Here"
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Location: North Texas | Jam session |
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Location: Fort Worth, Texas | "Roundback, Roundbottom" |
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Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma | "It's the best "O" she's ever had" |
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Location: Lake Hiawatha, New Jersey | "She uses the rhythm method"
"O, I need a hug"
"I tried to start an all girl band called the Narcoleptic Nudists, but the first rehearsal didn't go so well"
"All you need to do to start writing a song is to lay down some chords"
"I keep screwing up my guitar parts"
"Don't ya just hate when the lead singer hides behind a guitar?"
"Sometimes I think I love my Ovation guitar just a little too much"
"I feel naked on stage without my Ovation"
"I like players who put a lot of feel into their guitar playing"
"It's obscene how good she plays"
"Isn't that a figured top?"
"I didn't realize what she meant when she said my guitar playing turned her on"
"I can't believe how much she bares her soul when she plays guitar. She really gets into it"
"Guess she really liked my pickup line"
"I hate when people mess with the settings on my guitar. Just don't touch my knobs"
"what do you mean a guitar is a phallic symbol?"
"There's nothing to fret about being naked"
"My guess, it's a 'B Natural'"
"She was floored by my guitar playing"
"I think she was a little flat on that song"
"She always sticks her neck into places it just doesn't belong"
"Nothing comes between her and her Ovation"
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Location: Rego Park, NY, | Johnny,
Just put these words to music and play it at
OFC Tour Jam 2006!!! :cool: ;) :D
I'll make sure I have my video camera and digital(maybe)camera next year!!
Phil |
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Location: Lake Hiawatha, New Jersey | "Yeah, so I walked into this bar the other night. Must have been open mic night or something, and the crowd was really into it. This one chick got up and couldn't play a single chord on the guitar, but she still got an Ovation. All the guys were cheering her on..." |
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Location: Germantown, MD | "It had been a great marriage, she thought, until he talked her into buying him the Ovation as a birthday present. As much as she had loved his music when he sang and played before, it was becoming insufferable. First, he stopped talking to her because he was playing. Then he barely acknowledged her presence. There had been no sex in weeks, and she was furious. One day before he got home from work, she got an idea. She would get his attention away from the guitar. Oh, yes. She would get his attention." |
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Location: NJ | So now this is turning into PenthouseForum.com . . .
". .I never DREAMED this would happen to me, . . . . . . . . " |
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Location: Fayetteville, NC | "So now this is turning into PenthouseForum.com . ."
yeah...aint life grand!!
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Location: Cherry Hill, NJ | When we were young 14 year olds, Playing in garage bands, I heard some say a guitar neck was a phallic symbol. The neck on this picture points in the right direction. |
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Location: toneville USA | hmm...more witless banter from the gang.
how incredibly useful this thread is.
and meaningful too! |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | "I hear there's a Martin Board. With a lot of superior minded pricks all over IT..." |
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Location: Evansville,IN | "If loving this guitar is wrong, I don't wanna be right" |
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Location: Fayetteville, NC | Do I detect a Troll???
DANGER,DANGER........ |
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Location: Tampa, FL | Originally posted by '69D28:
hmm...more witless banter from the gang.
how incredibly useful this thread is.
and meaningful too! Glad we could help...
BTW welcome to the board. |
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Location: Orlando, FL | '69D28! I guess that's the caption for the Martin version of this picture, except the guitar is flipped the other way... |
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Location: toneville USA | Originally posted by Designzilla:
'69D28! I guess that's the caption for the Martin version of this picture, except the guitar is flipped the other way... yes, flipped over so you can see the lovely indian or, better yet, BRAZILLIAN rosewood.
slightly more appealing to the eye than black plastique.
or did you mean head to toe flipped, like a real 69? |
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Location: Dayton, Ohio | take my word for it fellas... there's NOTHING fallic about an ovation. it's like holding a woman. good guitar players play like they're touching a woman. it's nothing like touching a man. why do you think it turns me on to watch my lover play guitar? i know what those fingers can do.
now, for my picture caption...
"beautiful, curvacious, sings like an angel... and my girlfriend's pretty great too."
"women who love women love ovations."
"strong enough for a man..."
"real women play ovations."
"the only guitar that curves like you do."
"our guitars are just like you. beautiful. unique. they come in a vast array of colors and sizes. styles to fit petite thru full figured bodies. your instrument, made to fit you perfectly." |
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Location: Dayton, Ohio | by the way, where can i get that poster? |
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Location: NJ | "Lefty" Witko's bathroom . . . . |
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Location: Cicero, NY | ...or apparently Schroeder's toolshed... |
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Location: Phoenix AZ | Why does everyone assume this person is a woman? I personally find that presumptuous and sexist. Yes, in years past the lack of buttocks hair was usually a sure giveaway. But todays metrosexual male is very comfortable with body waxing and the results can be quite attractive. To some.
Shut up Cliff.
Dave |
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Location: Dayton, Ohio | i guess you must have been with a woman before to be able to recognize one...
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