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Location: SoCal | Boy John, I hope I don't have moments like that when I get as old as you!
You guys all sound really really old. Is there a youngster division of this board that I can sign on to? |
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Location: Lake Hiawatha, New Jersey | Originally posted by moody, p.i.:
Boy John, I hope I don't have moments like that when I get as old as you!
You guys all sound really really old. Is there a youngster division of this board that I can sign on to? This is the OFC, I think you're looking for the AARP board. |
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Location: Florida Central Gulf Coast | Originally posted by John B:
I think you're looking for the AARP board. ...or the Graves Registration blog!  |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | Last week I found out that AJ and I are the same age. He's a grandpa and has less hair than me (only because he cuts it shorter), so I felt like a youngster. That was Friday. Saturday and Sunday I was feeling pretty old, but I think I felt better than AJ. |
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Location: closely held secret | Originally posted by moody, p.i.:
You guys all sound really really old. Is there a youngster division of this board that I can sign on to? www.oldfartsindenial.com |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | It won't let me log in. Is there a minimum age requirement? |
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Location: closely held secret | No. Because of the nature of the board, they never set it up because none of the founders would admit they qualified to be members. |
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Location: Florida Central Gulf Coast | Originally posted by fillhixx:
Is there a minimum age requirement? Naw, just an IQ above a rock... 
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Location: Boise, Idaho | Originally posted by The Wabbit Formerly Known As Waskel:
No. Because of the nature of the board, they never set it up because none of the founders would admit they qualified to be members. What do you mean, "they"? |
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Location: Flushing, MI | Originally posted by Mark in Boise:
When the guys at the gig are playing stuff from the 80s and you never heard of any of it. That is SO me!
I'm only good up until about 1975. |
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Location: Florida Central Gulf Coast | Originally posted by tragocaster:
I'm only good up until about 1975. That's past my bedtime! |
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Location: 6 String Ranch | you know you're middle aged when all you do is bitch about the change of the new OFC layout, and you bitch cause it confuses the shit out of you. |
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Location: Utah | What new OFC layout?
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Location: closely held secret | Originally posted by Mark in Boise:
Originally posted by The Wabbit Formerly Known As Waskel:
No. Because of the nature of the board, they never set it up because none of the founders would admit they qualified to be members. What do you mean, "they"? |
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Location: Sunshine State, Australia | Originally posted by Mark in Boise:
I was in a hotel looking for my wife and carrying a box of her crap. That is so Borat! Except he used a plastic bag. |
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Location: Sunshine State, Australia | Originally posted by The Wabbit Formerly Known As Waskel:
Originally posted by moody, p.i.:
You guys all sound really really old. Is there a youngster division of this board that I can sign on to? www.oldfartsindenial.com
www.oldfartsindenial.com |
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Location: Blue Ridge Mountains | You know you're middle aged when the nose hairs and the eyebrow hairs are as long or longer than the hair on the top of your head... |
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Location: Florida Central Gulf Coast | Originally posted by MusicMishka:
the hair on the top of your head... ... plays 'snowbird' and heads south!  |
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Location: Hot Springs, S.D. | You know you're middle aged when you need to make a list to remember just three items you need at the grocery store. Then you forget where you put the list.
You know you're OLD when you forget how to GET to the grocery store. |
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Location: Florida Central Gulf Coast | Originally posted by CanterburyStrings:
GET to the grocery store. ... with your list, but have to use a bottle of white vinegar to read the list since you forgot your reading glasses. Don't ask...
NO, vinegar wasn't on the list! Neither was Depends, I'll let ya know...
Geeeeze! YES, my glasses were on the top of my head... Now leave me alone... |
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Location: Atlanta, GA. |
Geeeeze! YES, my glasses were on the top of my head
What'd you think it was... your sports car driving cap??? :D |
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Location: Budd Lake, NJ | ......you go out to dinner with your sister, order a small antipasta, one dinner, one order of garlic knots, one dessert--and split it, because you know you can't eat it all by yourself anymore (and still have leftovers.)
This actually happened last night. I haven't quite reached the "food-all-over-the-front-of-myself" stage yet, but I'm sure it can't be too far behind......I think that's probably why they invented those horrific, all-over-flowery-print housedress or caftan things: damage control. (Sorry, guys, I don't know where that leaves you--wide ties, maybe??) :rolleyes: ;) :D
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Location: Florida Central Gulf Coast | Originally posted by cholloway:
your sports car driving cap??? I think I forgot and left that in the proctologist's office...  |
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Location: Keepin' It Weird in Portland, OR | Originally posted by Jewel's Mom:
...I haven't quite reached the "food-all-over-the-front-of-myself" stage yet, but I'm sure it can't be too far behind......I think that's probably why they invented those horrific, all-over-flowery-print housedress or caftan things: damage control. (Sorry, guys, I don't know where that leaves you--wide ties, maybe??) :rolleyes: ;) :D --Karen Old Farts use Tie-dye T-shirts, or a Hawaiian Print works real well. :p |
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Location: Florida Central Gulf Coast | OMA ,
Once permanently soiled, down here they become fishin' shirts! :D |
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OT .You know youre middle aged when .........
