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Location: closely held secret | Contentious Llamas.
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Location: Yucaipa, California | ...just found this site: Band Name Maker ..... ;) |
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| Yeah We have a bunch of the nasty ones. they are funny as hell but ya really just can't use them. Assclowns actually is already on a list somewhere?
I'd like to be the band that does it though I'll bet it will draw a crowd if we could come up with something clever enough that the newspaper editor does not see it??
Funny stuff guy's You actually have some up with some good stuff. Cliff if you want feel free to use "AssClowns" or "Blow Me Whore" I like em fine but just do not have the gut's to use em.
! I'd drive from here to see you guy's if you can get that name published in a local actual newspaper! |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | Olde Soul
The Dysexlics
(hint: dy-sex-lics) :D |
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Location: Orlando, FL | Suppose you already thought about
"Fulton's Folly"... |
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Location: Yucaipa, California | fillhixx,
..shouldn't that be:
scilxesyD ehT |
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Location: Isle of Man, UK | Good point Tim.
As a side issue (as I have nothing constructive to add), does anyone know why "dyslexia" is so flippin hard to spell? Seems harsh to me...
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Location: Upper Left USA | "does anyone know why "dyslexia" is so flippin hard to spell?"
And the word Phonics isn't spelt like it sounds! |
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| Well there we go
Fulton's Phonics Fopah
,Phopa,Fhopa,Phopha,fopaa,fowpaw,
oh hell Phobia
Fulton's Phonics Phobia
Someone said "Hippy Hollow" in a message somewhere.
Ohh here's one from the nasty list just for Cliff.... Kids avert your eyes......
How bout;
"Uncle Fugglee's Big Purple Ass Tool"
Hey we can send this name over to the Martin site with a photo of the abomination. Bet we kill three or four of the first ones who see it!
Jesus I think I just got a fifteen minute sentence to hell for those???/
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Location: Rego Park, NY, | Viagra and the STD |
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Location: Cicero, NY | I've got a small handful of buddies that get together on occasion for general guy stuff and debauchery (sports outings, card games, happy hours, etc.) and we've been known to be referred to as The (In)Significant Others and I've always thought that would be somewhat appropriate for a duo... |
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Location: Upper Left USA | On that:
"In Sink" |
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Location: Carle Place, NY | A duo of pharmacists:
Drug N'Deuced |
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Location: Carle Place, NY | A trio of lawyers:
Sue'm, Screw'm & Howe |
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| Significant seems a little to close for my partner and I.
Good catchy phrase though.
You got to admit "Uncle Fuggly's Hat Band" has it's charm. Ok here's what I am think this round. I'll try.........
"Into the Big"
"Enter the Blue"
"What The Cat Dragged In"
"What the Cat Could Not Drag"
"What the Dragon Dragged In"
"Uncle Fuggly's Big Fat Cat"
"Who Let The Fuckin Cat In"
"Somebody Let the Fuckin Cat Out"
"Put Yer Pants On Patrick We're Goin Home"
Jesus Cliff I can't get that one out-a my head now!
How bout
"Knock Knock"
people will say Who's there....
and we can say Purple...
They will say Purple Who....
We'll say Uncle Fuggly's Big Purple Ass Tool!
Or not???
Hey you guy's aren't taking my ideas are ya????
They are awful good....
I need a slow lobotomy.....Hey
"Slow Lobotomy"
"Enter the Lobotomists"
I need help....Hey !.........
Alright I won't quote it...
How bout
"The Shithouse Rats"
"The Rathouse Cats"
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Location: Houston, Texas | Originally posted by Mitchrx:
A trio of lawyers:
Sue'm, Screw'm & Howe Hmm, real similar to
Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe. |
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Location: Houston, Texas | Originally posted by MWoody:
"does anyone know why "dyslexia" is so flippin hard to spell?"
And the word Phonics isn't spelt like it sounds! And just why the hell do we drive on parkways,
and park on driveways? |
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Location: Upper Left USA | Shipments go by Truck and Cargo goes by ship??
Hawaii... has an Interstate???
Non-stop flights, do they ever land?? |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | George Carlin and Steve Wright are calling their lawyers right now!
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The Beer Belly Band
The Thongs!
......Actually.... I really like the idea/name/concept around
"Knock Knock"
and it's resulting motivation for audience participation. and a different answer every time.
"Interrupting Cow."
"Interrupting Co..."/"Moooo"
"Stella"
"Stella who?"
"'S tella me what you wanna hear, we plays it!" |
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Location: Capital District, NY, USA Minor Outlying Islands | The Humpsters
Two Speed Humps
The Rumpback Humpsters |
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| Stiff'n'Stiffer
Sniff'n'Sniffer
Randy'n'Bandy |
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Location: SoCal | in line with "Brokeback Roundbacks"...
"rear access"
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Duo Name????
