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Jeff W.
Posted 2005-03-21 1:42 PM (#158738 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts


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Cliff,
You win.
I just reprised your soda levage.
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stephent28
Posted 2005-03-21 1:58 PM (#158739 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts



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Posts: 13303

Location: Latitude 39.56819, Longitude -105.080066
Amazing....all these posts in such a short time. Must be the topic title.
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Stevechapman
Posted 2005-03-21 1:59 PM (#158740 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts


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Posts: 2503

Location: Fayetteville, NC
I had already swallowed my beverage by the time I read this page.Or i would've lost mine too!
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riker
Posted 2005-03-21 2:18 PM (#158741 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts


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Posts: 29

Location: Hyattsville, MD
I would like to hereby propose that 'manboobs' be shortened to 'moobs'.
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Strummin12
Posted 2005-03-21 2:34 PM (#158742 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts


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Posts: 623

Location: Lake Hiawatha, New Jersey
Persephone?...were you at the last Ovation Tour? I remember meeting you-you were very cool. I think you lent my Michele a Melissa Ferrick Cd to listen to that day (I think that was her name). We bought a cd of hers later that weekend.

Anyway, hope you're well. Perhaps you'll be at this year's tour.

Be well.
Johnny
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Paul Wag
Posted 2005-03-21 2:35 PM (#158743 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts


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Posts: 939

Location: Fort Worth, Texas
So, persephone, are playing a shallow-bowl, or did you settle for a "regular guitar"? Not to late to get a shallow bowl, might I recommend a Legend 1867....
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Wuzhizzoner
Posted 2005-03-21 3:00 PM (#158744 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts


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Posts: 1614

Location: Converse, Texas
I vote for moobs ... or maybe "mits."
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Phil Wong
Posted 2005-03-21 3:05 PM (#158745 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts


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Posts: 1792

Location: Rego Park, NY,
If anyone one is taking a drug called Aldactone or Spironolactone. This is a water pill/diuretic. A side effect from long term use of this drug is Gynecomastia.
Another drug that has an unusual side effect is guanethidine. Though no longer in production or use. It was used for high blood pressure. The side effect caused Explosive Diarhea :eek: . As you might have guessed when I took my State Board Exam for Pharmacy I did not get these questions wrong.

Dr. Phil

Dr. Phil
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cliff
Posted 2005-03-21 3:07 PM (#158746 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts


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Location: NJ
. . . time to reprise Mr. Castanza's "Manssiere" . .
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cliff
Posted 2005-03-21 3:12 PM (#158747 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts


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Location: NJ
". . Explosive Diarhea . .'

Great band name . .
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TWA
Posted 2005-03-21 3:22 PM (#158748 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts


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Posts: 349

Location: Snellville, GA
Originally posted by cliff:
". . Explosive Diarhea . .'

Great band name . .
or, maybe 'ManBoobs"...
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Jeff W.
Posted 2005-03-21 3:30 PM (#158749 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts


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"Explosive Diarhea"...folks in the first 10 rows, be warned...

"Persephone and the Manboobs"...not bad

"The Gynocomastoids featuring Persephone"...so,so

But, "The Bitch Tits", is a no-brainer
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spunky banter
Posted 2005-03-21 3:56 PM (#158750 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts


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Posts: 21

Location: New Ulm, MN
"Shoulda known it would generate into bitch tits banter with this classy group."

Ahem.... that would MISTER Bitch-tits Banter to you!!

Spunky "BT" Banter
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Steve
Posted 2005-03-21 4:13 PM (#158751 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts


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Posts: 1900

...I think you chased persephone away, guys...

Steve
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schroeder
Posted 2005-03-21 5:50 PM (#158752 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts


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Posts: 4413

Having just read all the way through this topic I can't imagine why.

Do you think she dug into the vault and found the poll on how old we all are?
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Capo Guy
Posted 2005-03-21 5:54 PM (#158753 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts



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Location: East Tennessee
What is the record for "Most posts on a topic"?

Or "Most posts in a 4 hour period"?

This one may break the record.
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schroeder
Posted 2005-03-21 6:01 PM (#158754 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts


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Posts: 4413

It may be that being a woman she asked a question, got an answer (of sorts) and moved on with her life. I've noticed that about women. They always want to stick to the topic they started with.
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an4340
Posted 2005-03-21 7:12 PM (#158755 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts


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Location: Capital District, NY, USA Minor Outlying Islands
If she was a woman. You know, people post things sometimes just to provoke a reaction. You know, persephone is a mythological character who spends half her life in hell. She was kidnapped by the king of hades ... and well the story is really horrific. A chronically unhappy person living a life of dread. I'm just saying it seems weird.
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persephone
Posted 2005-03-21 8:29 PM (#158756 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts


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Location: Dayton, Ohio
this is great, guys. i only have access at work, which is why i disappeared... you've not heard the last of me... i have to go record now before one of my 'manboobs' gets impatient...
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cruster
Posted 2005-03-21 8:38 PM (#158757 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts


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Posts: 2850

Location: Midland, MI
I avoided this thread because I wanted to claim that I exercised more restraint than cliff. But, if I didn't post here, I couldn't claim it...what a dilemma.

Has anyone seen Fight Club? The beginning? 'This is Bob. Bob has...'

Classic.
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Islander
Posted 2005-03-21 9:33 PM (#158758 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts


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Posts: 81

Location: N W Ohio
persephone, may I appologize for this bunch. They are for the most part the greatest. Sometimes they need the keeper to close the cage for the day. Those of us from Ohio never have problems like that! (Can't believe I got through the post without adding a comment I'd regret later)
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HydraShok
Posted 2005-03-21 9:39 PM (#158759 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts


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Posts: 112

Location: WV
I have no opinion whatsoever on this topic. Just felt I had to join in.........
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Nils
Posted 2005-03-21 10:44 PM (#158760 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts


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Posts: 1380

Location: Central Oregon
Well waddyaknow! I pop in to see what's going on tonight & fall *ker-plop* into a four page diatribe on bOObs!

"It's gunna be a good day Tater" - Sluggo White

Btw, I hope you realize how hard it was for me to not add that "Celebrity Painter" picture to tie in with the 'explosive diarrhea' posts.
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Standingovation
Posted 2005-03-22 5:51 AM (#158761 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts



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Posts: 6202

Location: Phoenix AZ
Ha ha ha, this whole man-tits thing sure is funny. Ever stop to think that we're poking fun at a medical condition? And perhaps those that suffer from it don't exactly think it's a laughing matter? Should we also make fun of people with cancer, acne, diabetes, birth defects? Sorry to be such a kill-joy about this. But, there's a fine line bewteen humor and insensitivity, and I think we're dangerously close to crossing it. My choice was to ignore this thread or give my opinion. Just like all other threads, you got my opinion. Dave
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jb
Posted 2005-03-22 7:11 AM (#158762 - in reply to #158713)
Subject: Re: women have breasts


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Posts: 370

Location: Isle of Man, UK
Interesting, Dave.

It never crossed my mind that we were doing that. Just speaking from personal experience, in that I lost a lot of weight over last Summer, and the first place it disappeared was from my man-boobs (bitch-tits, whichever). Now I've started putting some ahem "insulation" back on, guess where it's re-appeared... right.

I'm not claiming that it's medical or not, I just know that my shirts are tighter when I'm fat. And just for the record, I didn't take offence. I'm sure that none was intended by anyone.

Interestingly enough, Persphone's title of this thread was precisely what I was trying not to say in her other topic (towards the end of "Mid vs Shallow bowl"). I do try to be subtle.

JB (the Freudian!)
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