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Location: SoCal | You know, I started this thread as a joke, and it's taken on a life of it's own..... |
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Location: Omaha | What's the problem? Just put a REALLY BIG pickguard on it!
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Location: Midland, MI | Moody, you should know by now that every thread on the OFC has a life of it's own. You can post something with the best of intentions and it will just grow legs and walk (sometimes run) off on all of us.
I blame cliff and Woody. And Schroeder, even though he's behind on quantity of posts (he makes it up in quality). ;) |
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| "It does have that Lava-Lamp sort of ambiance about it. Sit back and relax playing it on your purple felt couch in your orange shag carpeted Living Room."
Have you been coming around my house while I'm out? |
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| " And Schroeder, even though he's behind on quantity of posts (he makes it up in quality). "
If that was a compliment, stop it. I don't react well to kindness or encouragement. Believe me you really don't want me to come round your house and do my guitar and jokes act. |
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Location: Germantown, MD | I used to have an apartment with a lime green shag carpet. Maybe this POS looking thing would have looked okay there. Of course in those days, I was often too smashed to recognize colors. |
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Location: SoCal | There's an ad on tv right now for some guy who's trying to sell his ugly green hatchback car on an online service. The wife asks who's gonna wannna buy that car and the scene changes to some guy in a green apartment with green clothes and hat, who's thrilled to death to find the green car. |
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Location: NJ | There's a "Collector" for . . . EVERYTHING. |
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Location: 6 String Ranch | evidently, but this guitar is just plane ugly. |
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Location: NJ | "Plane Crash" Ugly is more apt . . |
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| There was a Dean superstrat at the London Guitar Show that was flourescent green. All over. Including the fretboard. |
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Location: NJ | There are instances where bright, bold, garish, "smack yo in the f*&%&g face" colors . . "work". I deal with it all the time . . .
Anybody been to an H&R Block this year??
Had this guitar been a bright, bold green (or whatever color), I might be able to deal with it.
But, "Watered-down PeaSoupBurst" just doesn't do it.
btw: The "hot" color for next year will be a dark, "coffee" brown . . . . |
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Location: Germantown, MD | Watered down pea soup burst doesn't quite describe the color here. How about diaper burst? |
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Location: Upper Left USA | Anti-freeze/Dark Chocolate Custard Suprise ? |
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| "btw: The "hot" color for next year will be a dark, "coffee" brown . . . . "
At last - all the fronts of my T shirts will be in fashion. |
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Location: NJ | . . . as will the backs of your shorts . . . |
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| The thought occurred, but I'm in my new tasteful and sensitive mode. I'm hurt that noone's noticed. |
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Location: closely held secret | give us time. we just recently noticed you were posting here... ;) |
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Location: SoCal | Who posted here? Somebody say something?? |
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| All I need now is for al to post "what money? Somebody send me some money?"
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Location: Midland, MI | I have nothing to add beyond the observation that proper coffee doesn't appear brown at all. And it's certainly not polluted with cream (or cream substitutes, cream alikes or other dairy nasties) or sugar (or sugar substitutes, sugar alikes, etc.).
"I like my coffee like I like my women...hot and full of bitterness." --(no attribution) |
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| NO milk, no sugar. Me too. But the stains on a white T shirt are definitely brown. |
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Location: SoCal | 47 posts on absolutely nothing. This could be a script for Seinfeld. |
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Location: Latitude 39.56819, Longitude -105.080066 | We tend to specialize in that area. |
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| If only we could find the guy who started it. |
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