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Location: closely held secret | Phil, you're scaring me. |
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Location: SoCal | Last year, Phil was quite scary with the llama.... |
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Location: Rego Park, NY, | Waskel,
Don't worry, I'm a big fan of Bugs Bunny. So I would not do anything to harm any furry animals. :cool: :D :p |
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Location: Rego Park, NY, | Waskel,
Be vewy, vewy qwite. I'm hunting Elmers. :eek: |
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Location: Pacific Northwest Inland Empire | It's Alright, Llama, I'm Only Dying. Eee-yah, I musta tooka a wrong turn at Al-burr-cork-ee...... |
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Location: Midland, MI | I'm surprised that nobody mentioned that old chestnut, 'Squeezebox.' Being as I can't be at the OFC get together this year (Agent Jeff Fowler filed for a restraining order, I guess), I've done my part by providing lyrics for you all to use:
----------OFC Squeezebox----------
Llama's got a squeeze box
She wears on her chest
And when WMoody comes home
He never gets no rest
'Cause she's playing all night
And the music's all right
Llama's got a squeeze box
cliff never sleeps at night
Well W2's kids don't eat
And Moody can't sleep
There's no escape from the music
In the whole damn street
'Cause she's playing all night
And the music's all right
Llama's got a squeeze box
Bailey never sleeps at night
She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out
She's playing all night
And the music's all tight
Llama's got a squeeze box
Schroeder never sleeps at night
She goes, squeeze me, come on and squeeze me
Come on, Phil, tease me like you do
I'm so in love with you
Llama's got a squeeze box
Alpep never sleeps at night
She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out
'Cause she's playing all night
And the music's all right
Llama's got a squeeze box
StpehenT28 never sleeps at night |
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Location: Rego Park, NY, | Waskel,
I corrected my post.
Thanks |
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Location: Rego Park, NY, | Wow Cruster!!
I'm impressed. Your song is great. This song has to be put on the Ovation DVD. It really makes me wish that I could make this year's tour. I'm trying to make it but my schedule may not allow it. |
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Location: closely held secret | Thanks, Phil! Now I have to delete my correction, cause after your correction my correction didn't have anything to correct. |
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Location: Rego Park, NY, | Waskel,
What's Up Doc? How far are you from Grand Junction? I have a friend who lives there. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Originally posted by Phil Wong:
Waskel,
What's Up Doc? How far are you from Grand Junction? I have a friend who lives there. Careful Waskel,
They could be friends in flannel hats with ear flaps. |
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Location: Rego Park, NY, | Hey Cruster,
How I thought of another song for you to work on.
"The Llama Sleeps Tonight"
An openning verse could be:
In Cliff's house, In Cliff's house
The llama sleeps tonight.
You can take it from here. |
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Location: closely held secret | Phil. About 1100 miles. |
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Location: Midland, MI | Sorry, Phil, but I'll have to opt for another classic...Paul McCartney's 'Llama on the run'
-----Llamas on the run-----
Stuck inside these four walls, sent inside forever,
Never seeing no one nice again like you,
llamas you, llamas you.
If I ever get out of here,
Thought of giving it all away
To a registered charity.
All I need is to post all day
If I ever get out of here.
Well, the rain exploded with a mighty crash as we fell into the sun,
And the first one said to the second one there I hope you’re having fun.
llamas on the run, llamas on the run.
And alpep man and samova sam were searching every one
For the llamas on the run, llamas on the run, llamas on the run, llamas on the run
Well, the private eye (moody) drew a heavy sigh seeing no one else had come,
And cliff was crying in the village square for the llamas on the run.
llamas on the run, llamas on the run.
And the Woody man, bailey and sam, were searching every one
For the llamas on the run, llamas on the run, llamas on the run, llamas on the run
Well, the night was falling as New Hartford's world began to settle down.
In the town they're searching for us every where, but we never will be found.
llamas on the run, llamas on the run
And the county judge, who held a grudge
Will search for evermore
For the llamas on the run, llamas on the run, llamas on the run, llamas on the run
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Or, maybe Zappa's ever popular 'Yo Llama':
----- Yo Llama -----
Maybe you should stay with yo llama
She could do your laundry n cook for you
Maybe you should stay with yo llama
Youre really kinda stupid n ugly too
(verse repeats)
You aint really made for bein out in the street
Aint much hope for a fool like you
cause if you play the game, you will get beat
Maybe you should stay with yo llama
She could do your laundry n cook for you
Maybe you should stay with yo llama
Youre really kinda stupid n ugly too
And
You should never smoke in pajamas
You might start a fire n burn yer face
Maybe youll return to managua
You could go unnoticed in such a place |
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Location: Canton (Detroit), MI | How about Elvis Presley's early hit, "That's All Right, Llama"?????
Roger |
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Location: the BIG Metropolis of TR | You beat me to that one Roger! :D
Howzabout an ole Merle Haggard tune: "Llama Tried"
....I turned 21 in prison
Doing life without parole
No one could steer me right
But Llama tried,Llama tried
She tried to raise me better
But her pleading I denied
That leaves only me to blame 'cause
Llama tried..... |
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Location: Latitude 39.56819, Longitude -105.080066 | Phil,
You do realise Waskel is in Oregon and Grand Junction is in Colorado...just a few states apart :rolleyes: |
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Location: Snellville, GA | How about The Doors: "Llamas on the Storm" |
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Location: Rego Park, NY, | Stephen,
I was always lousy at geography. My five year old is better than me. We were using his leap frog geography game and he always beats me. |
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Location: closely held secret | That's ok, Phil. I don't live near Grand Junction, but I've been there. Probably don't know your friend though... |
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Location: Madison, Wisconsin | When I used to live in Idaho, it was amazing how many people would come to visit from the Midwest and say something like "as long as we're here, let's go visit so and so in L.A." Seems like people think "Out West" is anywhere past the Rockies and it's not far from one place to another. |
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Location: Converse, Texas | Cliff: Here's an opportunity for research at next year's tour.
Llamas |
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Location: Corvallis, OR | Hi
I cant help but note that so far in this discussion, no one has mis spelled the word "lama."
Apparently, everyone knows the three types of "lama."
1- the "one L " lama,(tibetan monk)
2-the "two L" llama, (S.American mammal)
3- the "three L" lama, (a heck of a big fire.) |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | To Waskel, Phil and Willard,
I have found that New Yorkers especially are geographically challenged. I have many stories, but this isn't the place for them. I thought that maybe New Yorkers never saw the same maps that we do, but when I've been in New York the weather reports showed the whole country, just like they do here.
Willard, where did you live in Idaho? You and I are reversed. I was born in Wisconsin and moved to Idaho. You went the other direction. |
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Location: NJ | ". . but when I've been in New York the weather reports showed the whole country . . ."
- That's so that we can "anticipate" the shitty weather that's coming from the Midwest . . . |
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