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Llamas On the Loose
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Waskel |
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Joined: February 2005 Posts: 11840 Location: closely held secret | Phil, you're scaring me. | ||
moody, p.i. |
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Joined: March 2002 Posts: 15664 Location: SoCal | Last year, Phil was quite scary with the llama.... | ||
Phil Wong |
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Joined: June 2003 Posts: 1792 Location: Rego Park, NY, | Waskel, Don't worry, I'm a big fan of Bugs Bunny. So I would not do anything to harm any furry animals. :cool: :D :p | ||
Phil Wong |
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Joined: June 2003 Posts: 1792 Location: Rego Park, NY, | Waskel, Be vewy, vewy qwite. I'm hunting Elmers. :eek: | ||
seesquare |
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Joined: November 2002 Posts: 3611 Location: Pacific Northwest Inland Empire | It's Alright, Llama, I'm Only Dying. Eee-yah, I musta tooka a wrong turn at Al-burr-cork-ee...... | ||
cruster |
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Joined: May 2004 Posts: 2850 Location: Midland, MI | I'm surprised that nobody mentioned that old chestnut, 'Squeezebox.' Being as I can't be at the OFC get together this year (Agent Jeff Fowler filed for a restraining order, I guess), I've done my part by providing lyrics for you all to use: ----------OFC Squeezebox---------- Llama's got a squeeze box She wears on her chest And when WMoody comes home He never gets no rest 'Cause she's playing all night And the music's all right Llama's got a squeeze box cliff never sleeps at night Well W2's kids don't eat And Moody can't sleep There's no escape from the music In the whole damn street 'Cause she's playing all night And the music's all right Llama's got a squeeze box Bailey never sleeps at night She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out She's playing all night And the music's all tight Llama's got a squeeze box Schroeder never sleeps at night She goes, squeeze me, come on and squeeze me Come on, Phil, tease me like you do I'm so in love with you Llama's got a squeeze box Alpep never sleeps at night She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out 'Cause she's playing all night And the music's all right Llama's got a squeeze box StpehenT28 never sleeps at night | ||
Phil Wong |
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Joined: June 2003 Posts: 1792 Location: Rego Park, NY, | Waskel, I corrected my post. Thanks | ||
Phil Wong |
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Joined: June 2003 Posts: 1792 Location: Rego Park, NY, | Wow Cruster!! I'm impressed. Your song is great. This song has to be put on the Ovation DVD. It really makes me wish that I could make this year's tour. I'm trying to make it but my schedule may not allow it. | ||
Waskel |
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Joined: February 2005 Posts: 11840 Location: closely held secret | Thanks, Phil! Now I have to delete my correction, cause after your correction my correction didn't have anything to correct. | ||
Phil Wong |
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Joined: June 2003 Posts: 1792 Location: Rego Park, NY, | Waskel, What's Up Doc? How far are you from Grand Junction? I have a friend who lives there. | ||
Jeff W. |
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Joined: November 2003 Posts: 11039 Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Originally posted by Phil Wong: Careful Waskel, Waskel, What's Up Doc? How far are you from Grand Junction? I have a friend who lives there. They could be friends in flannel hats with ear flaps. | ||
Phil Wong |
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Joined: June 2003 Posts: 1792 Location: Rego Park, NY, | Hey Cruster, How I thought of another song for you to work on. "The Llama Sleeps Tonight" An openning verse could be: In Cliff's house, In Cliff's house The llama sleeps tonight. You can take it from here. | ||
Waskel |
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Joined: February 2005 Posts: 11840 Location: closely held secret | Phil. About 1100 miles. | ||
cruster |
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Joined: May 2004 Posts: 2850 Location: Midland, MI | Sorry, Phil, but I'll have to opt for another classic...Paul McCartney's 'Llama on the run' -----Llamas on the run----- Stuck inside these four walls, sent inside forever, Never seeing no one nice again like you, llamas you, llamas you. If I ever get out of here, Thought of giving it all away To a registered charity. All I need is to post all day If I ever get out of here. Well, the rain exploded with a mighty crash as we fell into the sun, And the first one said to the second one there I hope you’re having fun. llamas on the run, llamas on the run. And alpep man and samova sam were searching every one For the llamas on the run, llamas on the run, llamas on the run, llamas on the run Well, the private eye (moody) drew a heavy sigh seeing no one else had come, And cliff was crying in the village square for the llamas on the run. llamas on the run, llamas on the run. And the Woody man, bailey and sam, were searching every one For the llamas on the run, llamas on the run, llamas on the run, llamas on the run Well, the night was falling as New Hartford's world began to settle down. In the town they're searching for us every where, but we never will be found. llamas on the run, llamas on the run And the county judge, who held a grudge Will search for evermore For the llamas on the run, llamas on the run, llamas on the run, llamas on the run ------------ Or, maybe Zappa's ever popular 'Yo Llama': ----- Yo Llama ----- Maybe you should stay with yo llama She could do your laundry n cook for you Maybe you should stay with yo llama Youre really kinda stupid n ugly too (verse repeats) You aint really made for bein out in the street Aint much hope for a fool like you cause if you play the game, you will get beat Maybe you should stay with yo llama She could do your laundry n cook for you Maybe you should stay with yo llama Youre really kinda stupid n ugly too And You should never smoke in pajamas You might start a fire n burn yer face Maybe youll return to managua You could go unnoticed in such a place | ||
Old Applause Owner |
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Joined: July 2003 Posts: 1922 Location: Canton (Detroit), MI | How about Elvis Presley's early hit, "That's All Right, Llama"????? Roger | ||
TRboy |
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Joined: February 2003 Posts: 2177 Location: the BIG Metropolis of TR | You beat me to that one Roger! :D Howzabout an ole Merle Haggard tune: "Llama Tried" ....I turned 21 in prison Doing life without parole No one could steer me right But Llama tried,Llama tried She tried to raise me better But her pleading I denied That leaves only me to blame 'cause Llama tried..... | ||
stephent28 |
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Joined: April 2004 Posts: 13303 Location: Latitude 39.56819, Longitude -105.080066 | Phil, You do realise Waskel is in Oregon and Grand Junction is in Colorado...just a few states apart :rolleyes: | ||
TWA |
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Joined: February 2005 Posts: 349 Location: Snellville, GA | How about The Doors: "Llamas on the Storm" | ||
Phil Wong |
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Joined: June 2003 Posts: 1792 Location: Rego Park, NY, | Stephen, I was always lousy at geography. My five year old is better than me. We were using his leap frog geography game and he always beats me. | ||
Waskel |
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Joined: February 2005 Posts: 11840 Location: closely held secret | That's ok, Phil. I don't live near Grand Junction, but I've been there. Probably don't know your friend though... | ||
willard |
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Joined: November 2002 Posts: 1300 Location: Madison, Wisconsin | When I used to live in Idaho, it was amazing how many people would come to visit from the Midwest and say something like "as long as we're here, let's go visit so and so in L.A." Seems like people think "Out West" is anywhere past the Rockies and it's not far from one place to another. | ||
Wuzhizzoner |
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Joined: June 2002 Posts: 1614 Location: Converse, Texas | Cliff: Here's an opportunity for research at next year's tour. Llamas | ||
4fingers |
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Joined: March 2003 Posts: 127 Location: Corvallis, OR | Hi I cant help but note that so far in this discussion, no one has mis spelled the word "lama." Apparently, everyone knows the three types of "lama." 1- the "one L " lama,(tibetan monk) 2-the "two L" llama, (S.American mammal) 3- the "three L" lama, (a heck of a big fire.) | ||
Mark in Boise |
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Joined: March 2005 Posts: 12754 Location: Boise, Idaho | To Waskel, Phil and Willard, I have found that New Yorkers especially are geographically challenged. I have many stories, but this isn't the place for them. I thought that maybe New Yorkers never saw the same maps that we do, but when I've been in New York the weather reports showed the whole country, just like they do here. Willard, where did you live in Idaho? You and I are reversed. I was born in Wisconsin and moved to Idaho. You went the other direction. | ||
cliff |
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Joined: March 2002 Posts: 14842 Location: NJ | ". . but when I've been in New York the weather reports showed the whole country . . ." - That's so that we can "anticipate" the shitty weather that's coming from the Midwest . . . | ||
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