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Location: Fayetteville, NC | Hello Service Dept,
My wife asks that you not fix thebuzzing on the guitar,..uh I wonder what she meant by that?? :rolleyes: |
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Posts: 11039
Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Now... a telescope, Wease. |
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Location: Bluffton, SC | And I try so hard, Jeff. How 'bout...(assuming it's a guy):
Since when did Ovation start putting those little Adamas soundholes in the back of the guitars? |
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Posts: 107
Location: South Jersey | Originally posted by Standingovation:
"Remove the guitar ... SURPRISE ... It's Yoko Ono." Continuing the Yoko vein
"OK, I've put down the paint gun, now roll slowly away from the guitar Yoko" |
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Location: closely held secret | I don't understand why we can't stick with the tried and true...
Ovation. Plug it in.
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Posts: 107
Location: South Jersey | "Walk towards the light, my son....Heaven awaits..." |
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Location: GATLINBURG TENNESSEE :) | I'm Sooo glad I didn't buy a Taylor. |
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Location: GATLINBURG TENNESSEE :) | Can somebody please tell me how to change the battery in this thing? |
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Posts: 1374
| Great Looks + Great Sound = Good Vibrations
Plug it in.....
Glenn |
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Posts: 195
Location: Colorado Springs, Colorado | ( To plagerize an old motorcycle ad,)
"Put something really exciting between your legs." |
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Posts: 8307
Location: Tennessee | Adamas and Eve ... blame it on the Viper. |
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Posts: 1374
| good one stonebobbo...
God Bless,
Glenn |
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Location: Las Cruces, NM | Jesus Christ!!
First you take my virginity, than you molest my guitar, that will teach me to go home with my sixth grade teacher after music class!!!
Welll, at least I can sell my story to CNN so I can get a new guitar. |
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Location: GATLINBURG TENNESSEE :) | NO DEPOSIT ... NO RETURN |
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Location: Massachusetts | Anyone seen my pick? |
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Location: Studio City, California, USA | "The Big O"
Thanks
Ced |
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Location: Orlando, FL | Yes, I still use the "little fretty" for travel, but at home... |
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Posts: 4389
Location: Capital District, NY, USA Minor Outlying Islands | OK Honey, don't hurt the guitar, I'll come to bed now. |
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Posts: 14127
Location: 6 String Ranch | you people just ain't right.
How about "Tune up the G, it's a little flat" |
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Posts: 629
Location: Houston, Texas | or,
"oh, you meant the other G string" |
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Location: Midland, MI | "With this lighting, it's almost impossible to see anything through the rear access port." |
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Posts: 2178
Location: the BIG Metropolis of TR | She likes it BIG and ROUND with a FLAIRED HEAD!... |
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Posts: 12761
Location: Boise, Idaho | What do you mean, "it slides off your lap?"
Not that any of us looked at the guitar, but does that look like a 99 Collector's? It does to me. I think I'll quiz my wife about that one. |
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Location: south east Michigan | Hey everybody....Mark is looking at the guitar!!! |
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Posts: 4413
| Nikki Sixxx got waxed. |
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