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| I believe you did.
And the boy wonder has been warned never to sign anything uncle jeff puts in front of him. Which should keep him safe on several fronts. |
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Location: Atlanta, GA. | Looks can be decieving...
But, this time he's gone too far!
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Location: NJ | Whaa-Whaaa-Whaaaa!!! . . .
Suck It Up & Move On.
There's aLOT of other who've brought themselves up after FAR worse childhoods.
Their problems were that they were DELUSIONAL enough to start BELIEVING the mindless adulation from the moronic hordes that followed their every move. They Piss&Moan about being "hounded by the papparazzi" while keeping a cadre of PR and "advance people" on the payroll to notify the media of their every move beforehand.
"I grew up without a Childhood . . ." ToughSh!t!
a LOT of people did.
"King of Pop"
Blow Me.
Hey, Brittney!
Anna Nicole called.
She said "Bring Ice" . . . |
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Location: South of most, North of few | Originally posted by cliff:
Whaa-Whaaa-Whaaaa!!! . . .
Suck It Up & Move On.
There's aLOT of other who've brought themselves up after FAR worse childhoods.
Their problems were that they were DELUSIONAL enough to start BELIEVING the mindless adulation from the moronic hordes that followed their every move. They Piss&Moan about being "hounded by the papparazzi" while keeping a cadre of PR and "advance people" on the payroll to notify the media of their every move beforehand.
"I grew up without a Childhood . . ." ToughSh!t!
a LOT of people did.
"King of Pop"
Blow Me.
Hey, Brittney!
Anna Nicole called.
She said "Bring Ice" . . . :D :D |
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Location: Lake Hiawatha, New Jersey | Originally posted by cliff:
Whaa-Whaaa-Whaaaa!!! . . .
Suck It Up & Move On.
There's aLOT of other who've brought themselves up after FAR worse childhoods.
Their problems were that they were DELUSIONAL enough to start BELIEVING the mindless adulation from the moronic hordes that followed their every move. They Piss&Moan about being "hounded by the papparazzi" while keeping a cadre of PR and "advance people" on the payroll to notify the media of their every move beforehand.
"I grew up without a Childhood . . ." ToughSh!t!
a LOT of people did.
"King of Pop"
Blow Me.
Hey, Brittney!
Anna Nicole called.
She said "Bring Ice" . . . NICE! :D |
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Location: Cicero, NY | Cliff - you're among friends. If you've got something to say, just say it. Air it out, man - it's really not good to keep it in... |
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Location: NJ | Somebody PLEASE "pm" me when we start a thread about Liza Minelli . . . |
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Somebody PLEASE "pm" me when we start a thread about Liza Minelli . . . Please go ahead - this I wanna hear. :D |
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Location: Cicero, NY | Another whacko. Kept wondering when I was going to pick up the paper just to read that she had a Gest for dinner... |
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Location: Capital District, NY, USA Minor Outlying Islands | Damn, without his nose he looks like a chimp.
After the motown music, his other music is crap. I think people got brainwashed. |
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Location: CT | Isn't he Suri's real father? |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | I blame the papparazzi for everything. That's why I never play out. Next thing you know, I'd be famous and those guys would be hounding me for photographs. Fortunately for me, my parents exploited my talents by getting me jobs like sacking groceries, cleaning toilets and hoeing beets. |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | You bin beeting Hoe's? My Man, step right here into my Caddy so we can discuss impotent items of business.
Like territory. You catch my subtle subtext, brutha? I don' care what yoo's do wit yo skanky hoe's, but you keep on yo side o' town, here? |
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Location: NJ | I didn't know Mark was impotent . . . . sorry, man . . . |
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| Grab your Taylor ... "Viva Viagra!" |
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Location: Cicero, NY | ...and the story takes yet another turn. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Originally posted by g8r:
Grab your Taylor ... "Viva Viagra!" Oh, I get it... "Taylor" is a euphemism ... |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | Why not? Most here think it's not a guitar! |
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Location: Simpsonville, SC | Originally posted by Weaser P:
...and the story takes yet another turn. what were we taking about? |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | That's what happens when a guy as white as fillhixx tries to talk like that. Thanks for your concern, Cliff, but as long as I have some hoes to beet, I won't be needing a Taylor. I asked my wife if she would call a doctor if it lasted more than 4 hours and, if so, what would she tell the doctor. She said she'd probably call Guiness to find out what the world record was, or maybe Ripley's Believe It or Not. |
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Location: closely held secret | An elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine.
The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive."
The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?"
The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed.
"Well," the doctor continued, "Let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing."
The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly.
Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head.
"How did it go?" the doctor asked.
"Terrible, doctor, terrible."
"Did it not work?"
"Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years."
"Then what is the problem, ma'am?"
"Well," she said. "We're not allowed in McDonald's anymore." |
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Location: Michigan | From Micheal Jackson to Mc Nuggetts in one post.
Makes my Nuggets Hurt.GWB |
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Location: Whitecourt, Ab | I tried Viagra once...it got stuck in my throat & I had a stiff neck for a week |
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Micheal Jackson Musician ? Entertainer ? Moron ?Genuis ?
