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Location: the BIG Metropolis of TR | ...."Listen! Don't these notes right here sound just like a squealin' pig?"
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Location: Central Florida | I know what you’re thinkin’. “Is his sense of humor strong enough for just one more banjo joke?” Well now, being my fingers are poised for pluckin’, you’ve gotta ask yourself one question. “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya… punk?
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Respect the banjo!
Okay... Fear the banjo, same thing. ;)
Otto
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Location: NJ | ". . y'mean this ISN'T a Florida cheese slicer?? . ." |
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Location: Bluffton, SC | More of a cheese grater. |
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Location: Yucaipa, California | "Forgive me Timster! You were right after all!" |
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Location: Bluffton, SC | :D |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | "West Virginia Mating Call" |
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Location: NJ | "When you've drunk entirely TOO much tequila, and you really NEED t'throw-up, . . . . Do What I Do . . ." |
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Location: NJ | "Friends Don't Let Friends Play Banjoes" |
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Location: Rego Park, NY, | Next I'm gonna play a song that I wrote " I wish 1-20-09 would never get here" |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | "Though no jail time was served, the Judge felt the sentence fit the crime..." |
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Location: Bluffton, SC | "...for the audience..." |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | 
"And NOW!....a little Foggy Mountain Breakdown!" |
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Location: Stow, Ohio | I wanna ROCK!
Turn it down you say
Well all I gotta say when you tell me not to play
is NO! NO NO NO NO NO
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Location: the BIG Metropolis of TR | ...."Listen! Don't these notes right here sound just like two crickets in LUV?"..... |
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Mammy....Mammy....How I Love Ya! , How I Love Ya!....My Dear Ole Mammy.... |
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Location: SoCal | "Don't question it, just shoot me! I'm commiting suicide by banjo"..... |
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"I want a girl, just like the girl, that married dear old dad" |
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Location: Vernon CT | "Pick?? I don't need no stinkin pick"!!!! |
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Location: Rego Park, NY, | I've gone to the dark side(insert mechanical breathing) |
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"eHarmony is the only relationship site on the web that creates compatible matches based on 29 dimensions to predict happier, healthier relationships. Appearance is not one of them." |
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I'm gonna sing a song I wrote called "I wish 01-20-09 would never get here". After that I'm gonna sing "Me and my banjo", Then "I'm a banjo playin fool". I'll also take request from the audience. |
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He gave up his left cajon to learn how to play the banjo... |
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GOT BANJO? |
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