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Location: Bluffton, SC | Look
I understand too little too late
I realize there are things you say and do
You can never take back
But what would you be if you didn't even try
You have to try
So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | That time of the month, eh, Stephen? |
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Location: NJ | the Abscence of Evidence does not necessarily equate to Evidence of Abscence . . . |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | sure (Stephen)... edit it AFTER I posted... |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Originally posted by cliff:
the Abscence of Evidence does not necessarily equate to Evidence of Abscence . . . however, if we're talkin' Absinth, this doesn't hold true... |
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Location: Bluffton, SC | If you're talking Absinthe, nothing holds true.
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The best argument for Democracy is when a man has enough to eat and a peaceful sleep.
You can't legislate intelligence.
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Location: Latitude 39.56819, Longitude -105.080066 | Originally posted by Jeff W.:
sure (Stephen)... edit it AFTER I posted... :D :D :D
gotta be quick! |
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Location: SoCal | Originally posted by fillhixx:
I see the Ugly Fairie's been 'round this morning.... ? |
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