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Location: Rego Park, NY, | Brad,
I am not really a Charlie Chan fan but here goes.
When my oldest, Michael(number one son) was potty training, he would do #1 well but would not do #2. My second son Greg would go #2 ok but would wet his bed at night.
So as a result honorable number one son had trouble with #2 and honorable number two son had trouble with #1.
My youngest, honorable son number 3 had no trouble with #1 or #2. |
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Location: south east Michigan | Whaaa?
Solly....I no speakee chinese.
Phil...I read that three times & I still don't understand it. |
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Location: Rego Park, NY, | Brad,
Do I have to teach you everything?
#1= Pee Pee
#2= Poops
I'm sorry that I couldn't elaborate more in my previous post. I was working in the drug store and people were leavings prescriptions left and right with less than one half hour till closing.
Alright Brad, here it goes: My guilty pleasures
As you already know I like to take photos. I will also keep this brief because SWMBO is about four feet away from me. Lets see if you can understand the words that are coming out of my computer (Rush Hour 1 and 2-Jackie Chan).
1-I photographed my cousin wearing her baby doll nightie, teddys, stockings, heels etc. She wanted these pictures for a wedding gift that she was giving to her fiance. Before you short circuit your computer with sweat I must tell you that Pearl(SWMBO) was there helping me. The photo session lasted for about Eight hours
:cool: .
2- I photographed a local italian beauty pagent. There were about 10 girls there. About six of them were the nice girl next door types and three of the looked like their diets consisted of double helpings of pasta and calzones on a daily basis. Then there was the one who you knew would win the contest before it began. She was must have been six feet tall in her 5 inch heels. Her sequin dress had a plunging neckline and a slit going up one side of her dress. Well by now you get the picture.
The photos were published in an italian magazine.
You can remind me when time gets close to the tour to bring the magazine.
3- I helped a friend photograph a girl who wanted to be a model. Her wardrobe consisted mostly of hot pants, halter tops and G- string bikinis.
Well Brad you had to ask so I had to tell :D ;) :p
I almost forgot. I was only kidding about the uke. I may actually get one in the future. |
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Location: Gig Harbor, Washington | I agree, Dave...I've always said: "If you can't take a leak in your own front yard - you're livin' too close to town!"
Just stay away from the electric fence...or, so I've heard! |
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Location: Utah | My main guilty pleasure is a long, hot shower. The other is playing my daughter's Ovation when she's at school. |
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Location: closely held secret | Carrots, of course.
... oh, and watching Green Acres, when I'm not peeing in the pool behind Dave's tree. |
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Location: Upper Left USA | When everyone else is out of the house it is time to see what nubers 3-10 on the volume switch are there for!
Not good, just loud! |
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Location: Avondale, AZ | Peeing behind the tree when I'm working in the yard because I'm too lazy to come inside to use the toilet. Dave
Dave they asked for pleasures. Pee is a release and sperm is the pleasure. I pee outside all the time but then I have a large 2 1/2 acre Avondale yard not one of those small Phoenix yards. I aslo taught my 3 year old son to pee outside because when he lets me know he has to pee, he means now. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Roger. |
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Location: North Idaho | I was an avid auto/truck collector for years. Mostly street rods and vintage trucks until we moved to northern Idaho where I just haven't had the shop faucilities to carry on. I have a complete setup of equipment for an automotive machinine shop now in storage. I can truthfully state that resources such as this wonderful forum (actually the people on it) have saved my sanity and made my life fun again as guitars have now filled the void felt from not working on engines and vehicles. I now feel comfortable in selling the machines and not building another shop. Yes, I miss building high performance motors, hearing the roar, and feeling the horsepower, but my wife lets me get away with 'overhauling' a guitar or two in the house. Besides, I still get to use the dial calipers and micrometers to measure string diamters, neck widths, laying out nuts, and setting action.
Instead of burning gas, I've gone to burning with GAS. |
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Location: Cicero, NY | Originally posted by Jeff W.:
Roger. Moore or Ramjet? |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | Talking bandmates into learning "Sugar Sugar."
Most common reaction, "you're right, it's a great song. But I'll NEVER play it in public!"
Oh, And I'm sure I'd enjoy P'ing in Daves pool. I'll have to tell you about the 'mailslot & the RCMP' incident one day. |
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Location: Cicero, NY | Come on now...am I the only one in this crowd who will admit to the occasional dutch oven? I can get laughs for a solid week if it's pulled off just right. |
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Location: Snellville, GA | There are trees in Arizona?!? |
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Location: Cicero, NY | Actually they're cactus but we let the guys consider them trees.
Just another OFC benefit. |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | Just don't be backin' up! |
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Location: Avondale, AZ | TWA
There are trees in Arizona?!?
I know you meant to be sarcastic tongue in cheek, but you would be suprised by the amount just in Phoenix. My yard has about 50. While at the state fair last year, my family and I rode the world's largest ferriswheel. With the view from there, we could see a sea of tree tops all around us. More trees here than in Virgina.
Just because it is a desert, doesn't mean we can't find water elsewhere. |
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Location: Snellville, GA | .....must....resist....! :rolleyes: |
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Location: closely held secret | The worlds largest Ferris wheel is currently the London Eye, at 443 feet. |
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Location: Spain | Yeh but you have the world series in baseball and that dosent include the rest of the world .The ferris wheel was only following a theme . |
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Location: Spain | My try not to be on a guilt trip is currentley only working a 3 day week so as to spend time with my son .As a joint project we are building an extension to our cortijo .He trys to help but at 2and 1/2 is more fun than skill.... |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | Well England has to have the best of SOMETHING, they can't cook or win at cricket..... :rolleyes: |
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Location: 6 String Ranch | Dave, can we just send you a quart jar and you pour it in the pool? |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Originally posted by OldLiverJones:
More trees here than in Virgina.
Catclaw and Creosote bush don't count |
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Location: GA USA | I'm 45 and I read comic books. I think my wife thought it was okay in my 20's, but now she thinks (knows?) that I'm just pathetic. Superman comics come out basically once a week, and I've got every one for the last 12 years, and then some.
I also have quite a few Spiderman and Star Wars toys. I was Jar Jar for Halloween. Waitaminit... that's it! I'm the only Jar Jar Binks fan in the world. Guilty! I took a picture with other Star Wars geeks at a party, and all of them had their blasters trained on me. |
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Guilty Pleasures...Musical and Otherwise - Fess Up!
