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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | Guy walks into a bar.
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Location: closely held secret | Guy walks into a bar. Standing at the bar is a pirate, with a peg leg, a hook hand and an eye patch.
Striking up a conversation with the pirate, the guy finally asks him, "So if you don't mind me asking, what happened to your leg?"
The pirate replies, "Aye, arrggh. We struck into a bad storm, I was washed overboard, and a shark chewed me leg off, and I got me peg leg!"
The guy is amazed. He then asks the pirate, "And if I may ask, what about your hand?"
The pirate wands his hook about and says, "Aye, arrggh, we was boarded by another band o pirates, and one of em cut me hand off with a sword, and I got me hook."
The guy says, "What an exciting life you've led! Great stories! And your eye? A native spear? A thrown dagger?"
The pirate looks at the floor and quietly says, "Arrggh... Seagull droppings."
The guy is dumbfounded. "Seagull droppings??"
"Ah, arrggh, aye. It was me first day with the hook..." |
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Location: Hot Springs, S.D. | I think it would really be cool
If they institute a new rule
Can't repeat any songs
And it wouldn't be long
'Fore we poets would win in this duel! |
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Location: Whitecourt, Ab | "There once was a man from Nantucket..."
Whose guitar was an "O" so he plucked it.
His fingers did glide,
And he said, (with much pride)
"If this were a Taylor, I'd chuck it" |
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Location: Upper Left USA | :D |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | OOoooo, Eddie!
That's Be-ute-iffle! |
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Location: Whitecourt, Ab | "That's Be-ute-iffle" my fellow countryman declared,
While a group of "y'alls" sat and stared
At what was indeed
An exercise to succede
In "thread-killing", come on, don't be scared! |
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Location: Round Rock, TX | Who y'all callin' a "y'all"? |
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Location: Whitecourt, Ab | You say that like its a bad thing... |
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Location: Whitecourt, Ab | You say that like its a bad thing...
no offence intended |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | Lately 'Iffy's' been killing some threads
I checked page two, where is saids
2ifbyC is the one
When the counting is done
Will put tired topics to beds |
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Location: Florida Central Gulf Coast | Though I seek no fame
Is this to be my bane
If you check back further
You'll find many others
'Thread Killer' is now my name |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | Rededdie, (a commie in 'texas'?)
Thinks poetry might be the nexus
To bring us together
deciding on whether
to kill a thread Ed thinks might vex us |
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Location: Sunshine State, Australia | Oops... |
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Location: Whitecourt, Ab | aha, nice one, Muzza |
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Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains | YouTube, Twitter and Facebook have announced a merger to bring together the best of each social networking medium in a new venture to be called Youtwitface. Sounds like a home run…… |
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Location: enid, ok | ..gonna be a big hit! |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | The cause of this thread, when it started
Was clever, and cute, and hard hearted
To bury the thread
IPQ, but instead
It's evolved to a thing most retarded |
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Location: Florida Central Gulf Coast | This can go without saying
But the opinions aren’t swaying
As to retarded
Don’t do so cruel hearted
And thank you fillhixx for playing
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | If you can't take the heat in the kitchen
With the cuts, and the pricks, and the bitchin'
Then you're much better off
At the pub, there to quaff
The elixir the bartender's pitchin'
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Location: Hot Springs, S.D. | ELIXER?!!?! But I hate coated strings! |
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Location: Florida Central Gulf Coast | Ummmm, ale coated guitar strings...
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Location: enid, ok | What? |
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Location: Florida Central Gulf Coast | Thread CPR... |
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| I say Cliff has to make the next post in this thread..................that oughta kill it. |
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