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Location: Dayton, Ohio | it's true, at least usually. women's bodies are curvy and have bulges that men don't have to think about. (although i think most straight ones think about them an awful lot, just not in the way i'm refering to.) this is why, after playing my dad's ovations, settling for a regular guitar was so hard for me. it doesn't feel right. ovations feel like they were made for my body. this is also a reason that i, and perhaps other women out there (and men with bitch-tits?) may prefer shallow bowls. i hate to see them completely do away with shallow bowls for that reason. |
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Location: Lake Hiawatha, New Jersey | Can't argue with any of that. :) |
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Location: NJ | y'know . . . there's NOTHING quite like a good levage of the upper sinus region with MountainDew in the middle of the afternoon! . . . .
Thanks for that, Persephone. |
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Location: Dayton, Ohio | glad i could brighten your monday! ;) |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | "and men with bitch-tits?"
Umm...I believe the clinical term is gynocomastia
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Location: NJ | No. . .
. . . it's bitch-tits. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | ...Then "bitch-tits" it is! |
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Location: Snellville, GA | I thought they were man-boobs. |
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Location: Dayton, Ohio | okay guys, i was trying to say something somewhat serious about ovation guitars, their appeal to women, and perhaps a group of people who have been overlooked by ovation as far as marketing and also maybe overlooked in consideration as far as doing away with 'girl-sized' guitars. shoulda known it would degenerate into bitch-tits banter with this classy group... ;) |
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Location: Upper Left USA | Cliff, et al,
Please don't scare anybody else away until we have at least collected dues! |
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| I play a shallow bowl. |
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Location: Snellville, GA | I'm out... |
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Location: Dayton, Ohio | dues!? is that why i'm only a junior member?? |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Originally posted by persephone:
shoulda known it would degenerate into bitch-tits banter with this classy group... ;) I got so much class it's coming out my a...
(and your point is well taken. Much of the world we live in is designed with a male perspective, and what we take for granted, doesn't necessarily work for all parties...) |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | "dues!? is that why i'm only a junior member??"
no, cuz.... yer a girl
...or less than 20 posts... |
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Location: Atlanta, GA. | Get the word out... smaller IS better!!!
Persephone,
You didn't REALLY expect us to pass on the "men with bitch-tits" thing, did 'ja??? :-) |
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Location: Upper Left USA | Juniors turn to Members at their 20th post. I was using a passive aggressive remark to try to control chaos and cataclysm. The trick is to deflect the momentum.
While there are no fees - there are some cool things in the OFC Store!
The shirts and Ball Caps fit Men and women equally! OK, they do look better on the Women, I can't help that!
Standing Ovation looks good in the T-shirt too! Ask Cliff! |
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Location: NJ | I would suspect that the new ContourBowl may perhaps be more suitable to our more "voluptuous" members . . . |
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Location: NJ | Excuse me while I pat myself on the back, as this topic DID in fact result in an exorbitant amount of "restraint" on my part . . . particularly after BikeWeek in Daytona . . . |
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Location: Tampa, FL | Cliff,
Miss a week, miss a lot. Check out the mid vs. shallow thread for the contour bowl discussion. The logic of this board is what keeps us all coming back.
MWoody,
Nice try, this group is something like intellectual Brownian Motion. Problem seems to be locating regions of higher intellectual concentration. Though the high part seems to be a done deal. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Originally posted by ChatMan:
this group is something like intellectual Brownian Motion. Problem seems to be locating regions of higher intellectual concentration. Though the high part seems to be a done deal. Uh, whud? |
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| Brown motions.... No, it's too easy. |
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Location: Converse, Texas | Cliff:
We're proud of your restraint! |
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Location: Converse, Texas | persephone: How about posting some pics of your prized acquisition? |
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Location: NJ | both of 'em.
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women have breasts
