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Jeff W.
Posted 2005-05-04 4:06 PM (#152004)
Subject: British Elections


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In recognition of our British breathren going to the polls tomorrow, I thought OFC might have an election of our own...
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schroeder
Posted 2005-05-04 4:08 PM (#152005 - in reply to #152004)
Subject: Re: British Elections


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I voted for Waskel
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Waskel
Posted 2005-05-04 4:35 PM (#152006 - in reply to #152004)
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Thanks, Schroeder!
Daffy has such temper issues :mad: , and he panics so easily. :eek:

He's really not suited for politics, I'm afraid.
At least, he's not as qualified as a wabbit.
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Jeff W.
Posted 2005-05-04 4:51 PM (#152007 - in reply to #152004)
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Waskel, you're dethpicable
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schroeder
Posted 2005-05-04 5:15 PM (#152008 - in reply to #152004)
Subject: Re: British Elections


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This is way more entertaining than the real thing. We don't have coloured pictures over here yet.
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Stevechapman
Posted 2005-05-04 5:42 PM (#152009 - in reply to #152004)
Subject: Re: British Elections


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LOL!! You waskelly wabbit!!
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Waskel
Posted 2005-05-04 5:44 PM (#152010 - in reply to #152004)
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Dethpicable, maybe, birdbeak boy. But electable, electable.
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Jeff W.
Posted 2005-05-04 6:08 PM (#152011 - in reply to #152004)
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Let the Mudslinging begin!! You flea bitten, fur bearin' varment.
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schroeder
Posted 2005-05-04 6:12 PM (#152012 - in reply to #152004)
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In an interview this evening the wabbit admitted:-

"I washed my thing last night and I can't do a hare with it."
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Jeff W.
Posted 2005-05-04 6:28 PM (#152013 - in reply to #152004)
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washed... in the shower with a campiagn aide, not his wife.
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schroeder
Posted 2005-05-04 6:51 PM (#152014 - in reply to #152004)
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Stick to the issues Duck. What's your position on carrots?
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Capo Guy
Posted 2005-05-04 7:17 PM (#152015 - in reply to #152004)
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I would have preferred The Roadrunner. BEEP BEEP! :D
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Abendicum
Posted 2005-05-05 5:37 AM (#152016 - in reply to #152004)
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Suffer'in suckatash... wears's porkies vote ???
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stonebobbo
Posted 2005-05-05 6:50 AM (#152017 - in reply to #152004)
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My vote is for Marvin the Martian. He's most likely to fit in best with the rest of the pols.
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TWA
Posted 2005-05-05 9:44 AM (#152018 - in reply to #152004)
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I say, look here boy, where's the write-in for Foggy?
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Piers
Posted 2005-05-05 11:53 AM (#152019 - in reply to #152004)
Subject: Re: British Elections


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Well I just voted and there was not a Duck on my ballot.

But it would have got a "cross" if there was.

Piers
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WeaserP
Posted 2005-05-05 12:29 PM (#152020 - in reply to #152004)
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Pardon me, missuers, but I believe the lovely female sector would be mine...

Pepe LePew

...Ooo, and what do have over here...?
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Waskel
Posted 2005-05-05 2:33 PM (#152021 - in reply to #152004)
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I have a great video clip for this if I only had somewhere to post it...
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Standingovation
Posted 2005-05-05 3:08 PM (#152022 - in reply to #152004)
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I'm puzzled by the title of this thread. Yes, I know there are various cultural and ritual particulars around the world related to ones genitalia. But aren't British erections pretty much the same as anyone elses ??? Dave
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schroeder
Posted 2005-05-05 3:12 PM (#152023 - in reply to #152004)
Subject: Re: British Elections


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We lean a lot further to the left than your average yank.

No wonder you guys have so much trouble with your elections - there are 2 candidates in this poll and all of you want to vote for someone else. Now pick the duck (wrong answer) or the wabbit (wight answer). Or Camilla will be over on a state visit.
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cliff
Posted 2005-05-05 3:17 PM (#152024 - in reply to #152004)
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". . I'm puzzled by the title of this thread. Yes, I know there are various cultural and ritual particulars around the world related to ones genitalia. But aren't British erections pretty much the same as anyone elses ??? Dave . ."

That's ELECTIONS, Emily Litella!


. . . "oh, . . . never mind. . . . "
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Waskel
Posted 2005-05-05 3:32 PM (#152025 - in reply to #152004)
Subject: Re: British Elections



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Originally posted by schroeder:
We lean a lot further to the left than your average yank.
They also commit a lot of unintended double-entendre.
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cruster
Posted 2005-05-05 3:38 PM (#152026 - in reply to #152004)
Subject: Re: British Elections


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I think we should have a write in campaign for Johnny Bravo.

'Does anyone wanna see muh comb mah hair reeeal fast?'
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schroeder
Posted 2005-05-05 3:52 PM (#152027 - in reply to #152004)
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"They also commit a lot of unintended double-entendre"

It was not an accident.
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Waskel
Posted 2005-05-05 4:43 PM (#152028 - in reply to #152004)
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Ok.
They also intentionally commit a lot of unintended double-entendre.
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