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Location: SE Michigan | Which spray paint would jesus use when defacing someone else's property? |
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Location: Omaha, NE | Is there something there I am missing? I don't get the joke. |
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| See...when this kind of thing happens then we are tempted to mock God...hmmmm, now who would tempt mankind to mock God?...one of God's enemies perhaps?...now who could that be?...duh!? (I can't imagine what this woman is saying to the police officer..) |
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Location: Omaha, NE | I thought it had to do with the hole in the stucco being in the shape of Iran.
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| I think webstrings.com is using it for advertisement?... |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | I think the cop is saying, "Probably, Gut, though Jesus was more likely to play a lute rather than guitar." |
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Location: Capital District, NY, USA Minor Outlying Islands | Yes, totally incomprehensible. LOL, it would be funnier if they substituted allah for jesus ... but would probably be very confusing. |
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| Is that an L.A. cop? I can't read the insignia on his uniform...maybe New York? They get a lot graffiti up there... |
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Location: Upper Left USA | "So, like, I'm really not a guitar player. But I want this job at Guitar Center, see. Cuz there's this really hot guy that works in in the percussion room. and like, I want to be a Drummer."
"I thought, like if before my job interview, I like, showed my advertising potential, like, I would just totally impress the Manager and, like, totally get the job."
I, like, had no idea that this wasn't paint and I'm really sorry I, like, used your last can of Ronco Bald Spot Spray."
"There's still some left... Dad."
"You do want me to, like, get a job don't you?" |
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| I got curious, sent an email to webstings.com This might be interesting... |
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Location: big island | looks like a staged advertisement to me... |
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Location: big island | Originally posted by Steve:
Is that an L.A. cop? I can't read the insignia on his uniform...maybe New York? They get a lot graffiti up there... if that was a LA cop, he would have her pinned on the ground beating her head with his club... |
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Location: Capital District, NY, USA Minor Outlying Islands | She's probably saying: "This is part of a 'virual' advertising campaign and I'm trying to get someone, anyone to pay attention to me. I tried showing my tits, but I thought this would be more shocking. Anyway, who cares, if I offend a few people, I'm sure to increase my web traffic, and who knows, maybe we'll sell some strings." |
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| ..could be...I looked at all the poster art on the webstrings website but didn't see this, maybe it's a magazine advertisement somewhere... |
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Location: Phoenix AZ | If jesus was alive today, what kind of guitar do you think he'd play? He was a carpenter, so he'd probably be into wood. But I don't think he was into bling, actually he was pretty poor, no shoes or anything right? Maybe a used guitar? Oh, maybe a ukulele. Easy to carry from place to place. I'm not poking fun or kidding around. This is a serious question.
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Location: Orange County, California | Is it my turn?
Shut Up Witko!! :p :D :p :D
Clearly, from a Biblical point of view, Jesus would not play a guitar (or strings) That the mainstream religious, or popular political parties embraced as the "Best". He would be playing the gear that was available to everyone at little cost if they were willing to let go of tradition, change their style a bit, and not let others opinions keep them out of the "Kingdom of Guitars". The other important attribute of this kind of gear is that knowledge of it is meant to be shared. |
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Location: Houston, Texas | Jesus just left Chicago, he's bound for New Orleans. |
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Location: big island | well said fred, and describes an ukulele perfectly. |
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Location: Scotland | Why not ask him what strings he uses?
http://www.zavaletas-guitarras.com/files/bellido.htm
With this particular Jesus, you'll probably actually get a response. |
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Location: CT | Definitely not an NYC insignia. |
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Location: East Tennessee | Originally posted by mtnbikerfred:
Is it my turn?
Clearly, from a Biblical point of view, Jesus would not play a guitar (or strings) That the mainstream religious, or popular political parties embraced as the "Best". He would be playing the gear that was available to everyone at little cost if they were willing to let go of tradition, change their style a bit, and not let others opinions keep them out of the "Kingdom of Guitars". The other important attribute of this kind of gear is that knowledge of it is meant to be shared. This sounds like an Ovation to me. |
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Location: Capital District, NY, USA Minor Outlying Islands | Since he was a carpenter, he'd probably would've made it himself. I imagine it probably would've sounded pretty sweet. If he didn't make it himself, I'm of two minds on this:
Option 1: Some old used no name brand, that he rescued and tweaked with his carpentry skills, to be really sweet (Which I think is the most likely), or
Option 2: Some beautique thing, and if anyone complained that he should sell it for the poor, he'd tell them, let the person who gave it to me have the satisfaction of giving it, for the poor you will always have with you, but you won't alway have me. |
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