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Location: The Great Pacific Northwest | I don't recall if we have done this before, but here goes.
What are your favorite clever (or not) lines from songs. Those lines that give you a giggle, start, or whatever, every time you hear them. Here's a few of mine.. Some are just fun, some funny, and some I just like.
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[*]'Cuz we had discussed it 'Til I was disgusted - Colin James
[*]OK you think you got a pretty face, but the rest of you is outa place - Sweet
[*]Some sweet talkin' mama with a face like a gent, Said my get up and go musta got up and went - Aerosmith
[*]Girl before I met you I was F.I.N.E. fine - Aerosmith
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I'm sure there are more, but that's a start to get the ball rolling. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | The wealthy widows bill and coo
He fends off one or two, and then succumbs
As they’re turning hard-a-port in the Bahamas
He’s turning her right out of her pajamas. |
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| "All the gold in California is in a house in the middle of Beverly Hills in somebody else's name." |
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Location: Simpsonville, SC | damn that traffic jam
how i hate to be late
hurts my motor to go so slow
time I get home my supper 'll cold |
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Location: Budd Lake, NJ | And now, for the enjoyment of all our Ovation sisters:
"You don't want to cross my path
'Cause a pitbull ain' no match
For these teeth a-clenchin'
Fluid retention
Head's a-swellin'
Cain't stop yellin'
Got no patience
I'm so hateful
PMS BLUES (Premenstrual Syndrome)
Got those moods a-swingin'
tears a-slingin'
Nothin' fits me when it hits me
Rantin'
Ravin'
Mishavin'
PMS.......BL-U-U-U-UES
("Oh, what are you lookin' at me like that for, anyway??")"
:D :D :D :D :D
(You have just gotta love Dolly Parton!!! Right, sisters?) ;)
--Karen |
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Location: 6 String Ranch | the lesson lies in learning
and by teaching I'll be taught
There's nothing hidden anywhere
it's all there to desort |
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Location: 6 String Ranch | Or then;
My ability to communicate, has dwindled with the fog,
I got a big old fence around the yard, to keep out the neighbor's dog,
I got a 58 Impala, but there's weeds growin out the trunk,
Nothin ever gets done around here, they say I'm always drunk,
But Daddy's eyes, are going blind
Yeah Daddy's eyes, are going bilnd
My wife up and left me, and took our little girl
She blames me, I blame her, we both blame the whole damn world,
But she finds me so resistable, must be what I have become,
I guess in all the years we had, we used up all the fun,
Daddy's eyes, are going blind
And they used to, see just fine
(Daddy's Eyes, Grayson Capps) |
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Location: SoCal | There was a Veg-o-matic
and a pocket fisherman too.... |
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Location: Keepin' It Weird in Portland, OR | You see me on the Street, you always act surprised,
Say How are you, Good Luck, but you don't mean it!
When you know as well as me you'd rather see me Paralyzed...
Why don't you just come out once and Scream It!
-Robert Zimmerman- |
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Location: big island | i can saw a woman in two
but you won't want to look in the box when i do
i can make love disappear
for my next trick i'll need a volunteer
warren zevon |
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Location: big island | We are all Water ~ john lennon
There may be not much
difference
Between Chairman Mao and
Richard Nixon
If we strip them naked
There may be not much
difference
Between Marilyn Monroe and
Lenny Bruce
If we check their coffins
There may be not much
difference
Between the White House and the
Hall of People
If we count their windows
There may be not much
difference
Between Raquel Welch and
Jerry Rubin
If we hear their heartbeat
We are all water from
different rivers
That’s why it’s so easy to meet
We are all water in this vast,
vast ocean
Someday we’ll evaporate
together
There may be not much
difference
Between Eldridge Cleaver and
Queen of England
If we bottle their tears
There may be not much
difference
Between Charles Manson and the Pope
If we press their smile
There may be not much
difference
Between Rockefeller and you
If we hear you sing
There may be not much
difference
Between Rockefeller and you
If we show our dreams |
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Location: NJ | they don't yell
and
they don't tell
and then
they're grateful as hell
give me an older woman every time |
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Location: enid, ok | "To meet her once is to know her through and through
I know, I know
Even a glass eye in a duck's ass can see that..."
David Bowie, Tin Machine II |
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Location: Cicero, NY | The preacher asked her
And she said I do
The preacher asked me
And she said yes he does too
And the preacher said
I pronounce you 99 to life
Son, she's no lady she's your wife
"She's No Lady" Lyle Lovett |
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Location: Parkersburg, WV | "The only two things in life that make it worth livin'...Are guitars tuned good and firm feelin' women"
"Luckenbach, Texas" - Waylon Jennings |
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Location: New South Wales, Australia | I can order sandwiches
in seven different languages
every F***ing city sounds the same
Paul Kelly (Australian) |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | ". . .and the worms ate into his brain. . ." |
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Location: Whitecourt, Ab | "Just get me wasted and you're half way there,
'cause if my mind's tore up, than my body don't care" FZ |
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Location: Scotland | "Granpa pissed his pants again, he don't give a damn. Brother Billy got both guns drawn, he aint been right since Vietnam"
Warren Zevon "Play It All Night Long" |
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Location: Caribou, ME | This little piggy had some pizza
This piggy had potato chips
This little piggy comin' over to your house
Gonna nibble on your sweet lips....
David Lindley and Ry Cooder
"I'm a Hog for you Baby" |
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Location: Scotland | Originally posted by Scott W. Englund:
David Lindley and Ry Cooder
"I'm a Hog for you Baby" Great version, but isn't that a Leiber & Stoller song? Maybe The Coasters originally? |
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Location: Illinois, U.S.A. | OK .... maybe it's just me, but is there just a TAD too much time between the words "you" and "away" in the chorus of THIS Avril Lavigne song? |
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Location: Omaha, NE | And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful house!
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful wife! |
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Location: Copenhagen Denmark | All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy
Think I`ll loose my mind if I do n`t find something to pacify
Can you help me ? Are you for my brain ? Oh Yeah !
"Paranoid" Black Sabbath |
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| If I had it all to do over again,
I'd just get myself drunk,
And I'd jump right back in.
Jimmy Buffett |
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