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Location: Nashville TN. | years to live
http://www.poodwaddle.com/realage.swf
Kissing off the planet after 67 years.
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Location: 6 String Ranch | Says I got another 35 years. Just think of all the guitars between now and then.... |
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Location: Tychy, Poland | i have 86.5 years ahead of me.
yeah, right. unless some shit happens. |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | If I get rid of this job, I'll make it to 90 easy. I didn't include golf as exercise or relaxation, either. |
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Location: NJ | According to THAT thing, I died three years ago . . . |
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Location: GA USA | I'm only living to be 77. Sounds about right. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Shit... I wasn't planning to make it past 70...
What brand of cigarettes would you guys recommend? And maybe, an uptight, overbearing women to marry, then get reamed in a viscous divorce? |
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Location: Pacific Northwest Inland Empire | That WOULD be sticky, Jeff. |
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Location: Marlton, NJ | Damn.. 68 for me. I was going good there in the middle too. |
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Location: Marlton, NJ | Damn.. 68 for me. I was going good there in the middle too. |
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Location: SoCal | Ok, I'm 52, but it tells me my real age is under 41. I should live to 87. I'm bummed that I could die so early..... |
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Location: Marlton, NJ | Maybe it's the repetitiveness that's killing me. |
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Location: NJ | ". . . And maybe, an uptight, overbearing women to marry, then get reamed in a viscous divorce? . ."
PM me Jeff. I got a number for ya'.
Maybe we can help each OTHER out . . . |
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Location: Pacific Northwest Inland Empire | 85- with 30-to-go. Gas up the rig, and fire the insurance agent! |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Originally posted by cliff:
". . . And maybe, an uptight, overbearing women to marry, then get reamed in a viscous divorce? . ."
PM me Jeff. I got a number for ya'.
Maybe we can help each OTHER out . . . Great Cliff!
...This is what's so special about this board. Name me 'nother where can you make Friends & Pallbearers like this place? |
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Location: big island | Originally posted by moody, p.i.:
Ok, I'm 52, but it tells me my real age is under 41. I should live to 87. I'm bummed that I could die so early..... my numbers are nearly the same, paul. i guess there'll be conservatives and liberals as long as we are both alive! :D
(actually, i'd always considered myself a conservative up until my cousin occupied the oval office). |
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Location: Bluffton, SC | I keep on getting an error before the page loads.
Somebody better call home and tell 'em not to hold dinner... |
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Location: big island | perhaps you are better off not knowing your numbers, wease. i called home for ya though and what you were havin' for dinner would certainly diminish your life expectancy... ;) |
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Location: UK | and some how the words uptight and overbearing wafted down through ciber space and i knew cliff and jeff were calling me |
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Location: Bluffton, SC | Originally posted by lanaki:
perhaps you are better off not knowing your numbers, wease. i called home for ya though and what you were havin' for dinner would certainly diminish your life expectancy... ;) meatloaf again, eh...? |
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Location: big island | no, carolina bar-b-que! |
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Location: Pacific Northwest Inland Empire | Wow, that's a relief. Thought it was creamed herring, or something. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Originally posted by Andrea:
and some how the words uptight and overbearing wafted down through ciber space and i knew cliff and jeff were calling me Marry me, Andrea, so's I doesn't out-live my retirement funds. And besides... nuffin' t'do past 70 but, play with all that loose skin... that can't be fun for more than a coupla weeks. |
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Location: big island | Originally posted by lanaki:
no, carolina bar-b-que! reference the "it's a mad, mad world" thread |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | Originally posted by Jeff W.:
Shit... I wasn't planning to make it past 70...
What brand of cigarettes would you guys recommend? And maybe, an uptight, overbearing women to marry, then get reamed in a viscous divorce? Getting "reamed in a viscous divorce" must be some sort of Freudian slip. Vicious, maybe. Or maybe Jeff really meant "sticky" divorce. |
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OT says I got 23
